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(International Business Times)   Elizabeth Hurley: "I did not have sexual relations with that man, Bill Clinton"   (ibtimes.com) divider line 214
    More: Followup, Elizabeth Hurley, Bill Clinton, U.S. President Bill Clinton, Tom Sizemore, u.s. secretary of state  
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2014-02-06 09:45:56 AM  
So far Bill has not denied it.  On the other hand, who would?
 
2014-02-06 10:22:31 AM  
This isn't the first time Clinton has made headlines for allegedly cheating on his wife of 39 years. In 1998 Clinton was accused of having an affair with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. The politician originally denied the rumored tryst with the White House worker, telling the press, "I did not have sexual realtions with that woman." Several months later, Clinton admitted to their affair, saying, "I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate."

Holy shiat!  When did that happen?!?
 
2014-02-06 10:25:12 AM  
And....

"We walk in [and he said] Did you go with Liz Hurley for four years? Do you still see her?" Sizemore admits on the recording, adding that the politician became hostile when he was hesitant to cooperate. "Give it to me... You dumb motherf-ker. I'm the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number," Sizemore later added regarding Clinton's alleged reaction, also added claims that the former President immediately called the model after recieving her contact information.

No one's dumb enough to believe that account.  For one, Clinton's much smoother than that.  Secondly, I doubt he needed to go through Sizemore to get Hurley's digits.

/ok, freepers would believe that account
 
2014-02-06 10:27:42 AM  

Diogenes: This isn't the first time Clinton has made headlines for allegedly cheating on his wife of 39 years. In 1998 Clinton was accused of having an affair with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. The politician originally denied the rumored tryst with the White House worker, telling the press, "I did not have sexual realtions with that woman." Several months later, Clinton admitted to their affair, saying, "I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate."

Holy shiat!  When did that happen?!?


Jesus wow.  You'd think that would have made the news!
 
2014-02-06 10:30:53 AM  

nekom: Diogenes: This isn't the first time Clinton has made headlines for allegedly cheating on his wife of 39 years. In 1998 Clinton was accused of having an affair with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. The politician originally denied the rumored tryst with the White House worker, telling the press, "I did not have sexual realtions with that woman." Several months later, Clinton admitted to their affair, saying, "I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate."

Holy shiat!  When did that happen?!?

Jesus wow.  You'd think that would have made the news!


I wonder if Hillary knows?
 
2014-02-06 11:16:22 AM  
The former President, when asked for a reply comment, simply stated, "Yet."
 
2014-02-06 11:29:07 AM  
As much as I'd like to believe it happened because Austin-Powers-era Liz Hurley was painfully hot, Sizemore's account of the whole thing reads like terrible dialogue from an even worse screenplay written by someone who was actually born in 1998.
 
2014-02-06 12:02:50 PM  
blu.stb.s-msn.com


" I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

President Clinton, Jan 26, 1998
 
2014-02-06 12:04:54 PM  

Diogenes: And....

"We walk in [and he said] Did you go with Liz Hurley for four years? Do you still see her?" Sizemore admits on the recording, adding that the politician became hostile when he was hesitant to cooperate. "Give it to me... You dumb motherf-ker. I'm the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number," Sizemore later added regarding Clinton's alleged reaction, also added claims that the former President immediately called the model after recieving her contact information.

No one's dumb enough to believe that account.  For one, Clinton's much smoother than that.  Secondly, I doubt he needed to go through Sizemore to get Hurley's digits.

/ok, freepers would believe that account


I have a hard time believe Clinton would be that ineloquent.  Reads like the beginning of a bad Clinton fanfic.
 
2014-02-06 12:11:30 PM  
Ok, this is all total bullshiat. Not that Clinton and Liz Hurley had sex- they might have- but that Tom Fng Sizemore had to set them up.

Also, if I'm Liz Hurley and I hadn't made a movie in a while, I'd probably be more coy about this.
 
2014-02-06 12:11:46 PM  

meat0918: Diogenes: And....

"We walk in [and he said] Did you go with Liz Hurley for four years? Do you still see her?" Sizemore admits on the recording, adding that the politician became hostile when he was hesitant to cooperate. "Give it to me... You dumb motherf-ker. I'm the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number," Sizemore later added regarding Clinton's alleged reaction, also added claims that the former President immediately called the model after recieving her contact information.

No one's dumb enough to believe that account.  For one, Clinton's much smoother than that.  Secondly, I doubt he needed to go through Sizemore to get Hurley's digits.

/ok, freepers would believe that account

I have a hard time believe Clinton would be that ineloquent.  Reads like the beginning of a bad Clinton fanfic.


Agreed.
 
2014-02-06 12:17:48 PM  

Diogenes: nekom: Diogenes: This isn't the first time Clinton has made headlines for allegedly cheating on his wife of 39 years. In 1998 Clinton was accused of having an affair with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. The politician originally denied the rumored tryst with the White House worker, telling the press, "I did not have sexual realtions with that woman." Several months later, Clinton admitted to their affair, saying, "I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate."

Holy shiat!  When did that happen?!?

Jesus wow.  You'd think that would have made the news!

I wonder if Hillary knows?


I think we should get a special prosecutor in case he broke any laws.
 
2014-02-06 12:17:49 PM  
Didn't I read Sizemore stating he was fairly sure he was stoned out of his gourd when he said this on tape?
 
2014-02-06 12:25:22 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
Sometimes a cigar is just a hot chick.
 
2014-02-06 12:41:59 PM  
It should have been "I did not have sexual relations with that man, Mr. Clinton."

So close, subby.
 
2014-02-06 12:42:12 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-06 12:44:01 PM  

JerseyTim: It should have been "I did not have sexual relations with that man, Mr. Clinton."

So close, subby.


That's what I came in here to say. For shame, subby.

It's not too late to fix it, modmins.
 
2014-02-06 12:45:59 PM  

DarkJohnson: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x467]
Sometimes a cigar is just a hot chick.


That photo is about as damning as evidence can get.
 
2014-02-06 12:46:50 PM  

Descartes: " I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."


~~RAND PAUL
 
2014-02-06 12:55:25 PM  
Somewhere out there, Kenneth Starr is masturbating furiously.
 
2014-02-06 01:26:00 PM  
I'm not prepared to take her word for it.

I'll have to inspect her body for any evidence... with my tongue.... twice.
 
2014-02-06 01:45:10 PM  

Cagey B: Somewhere out there, Kenneth Starr is masturbating furiously.


He's not the only one.
 
2014-02-06 01:47:40 PM  
Even the Republicans would have to give him that one.
 
2014-02-06 01:47:56 PM  
Before there was Anthony Weiner, there was Bill Clinton.
 
2014-02-06 01:48:46 PM  
Following the release of the tape, Sizemore, 52, has since , claiming he made up the story of duo's affair during a "drug binge." "I'm not denying that I said these things," said the "Black Hawk Down" star, later adding, "I'd like to apologize to her for any hurt or BS I called [Liz] or the Clintons or anybody else I may have mentioned... They were the rantings of a drug-addicted actor."

How can anyone anywhere take any of this seriously? I'm sure they are out there. Rand Paul probably believes every word of it. He did claim it's the left that is waging a war on women less than a month ago because Clinton likes fat girls. Is this just the fevered brains riddled with ODS running with it?
 
2014-02-06 01:50:05 PM  

Cagey B: Somewhere out there, Kenneth Starr is masturbating furiously.


I know I AM!

Damn, that president was hot.
 
2014-02-06 01:50:21 PM  

Diogenes: nekom: Diogenes: This isn't the first time Clinton has made headlines for allegedly cheating on his wife of 39 years. In 1998 Clinton was accused of having an affair with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. The politician originally denied the rumored tryst with the White House worker, telling the press, "I did not have sexual realtions with that woman." Several months later, Clinton admitted to their affair, saying, "I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate."

Holy shiat!  When did that happen?!?

Jesus wow.  You'd think that would have made the news!

I wonder if Hillary knows?


Are you kidding?  Hillary was nailing her as well!
 
2014-02-06 01:50:34 PM  

Cagey B: Somewhere out there, Kenneth Starr is masturbating furiously.


And Sandy Berger is stuffing the evidence into his pants.
 
2014-02-06 01:51:02 PM  
So she's the one!!1!

/He just turns up and he gets on with it.
 
2014-02-06 01:51:21 PM  
Her tits are so fine, even gay men want to motorboat them.

media.santabanta.com
 
2014-02-06 01:51:49 PM  

Descartes: [blu.stb.s-msn.com image 325x300]


" I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

President Clinton, Jan 26, 1998


Was that the "Lie of the Year" that year?
 
2014-02-06 01:52:07 PM  

Diogenes: This isn't the first time Clinton has made headlines for allegedly cheating on his wife of 39 years. In 1998 Clinton was accused of having an affair with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. The politician originally denied the rumored tryst with the White House worker, telling the press, "I did not have sexual realtions with that woman." Several months later, Clinton admitted to their affair, saying, "I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate."

Holy shiat!  When did that happen?!?


I seem to have a vague recollection... Summer of '98, I was 8 and watching CNN Headline News religiously. Maybe I imagined it (you know how 8-year-olds are).

/due to the context, I thought "subpeonas" was a dirty word
 
2014-02-06 01:52:31 PM  
Really? They have to mention her in connection with the movie "Austin Powers" as if we don't know her otherwise?
 
2014-02-06 01:53:06 PM  

Nemo's Brother: Before there was Anthony Weiner, there was Bill Clinton.


Hmm...bone the wrong woman, or invade the wrong country...decisions, decisions.

/think I'll stick with the Dems...their mistakes are cheaper and much more entertaining.
 
2014-02-06 01:53:11 PM  
He's had to tone it down for the last 2 decades for Hillary's political career, but the old stud had a great run.
 
2014-02-06 01:53:11 PM  

Onkel Buck: Descartes: [blu.stb.s-msn.com image 325x300]


" I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

President Clinton, Jan 26, 1998

Was that the "Lie of the Year" that year?


He was talking about her mother.
 
2014-02-06 01:55:05 PM  
The grossest part of this story is that Tom Sizemore used to bang Liz Hurley.
 
2014-02-06 01:56:03 PM  
If he did bone her he moves up several spots in my presidential rankings.
 
2014-02-06 01:56:25 PM  

what_now: Ok, this is all total bullshiat. Not that Clinton and Liz Hurley had sex- they might have- but that Tom Fng Sizemore had to set them up.

Also, if I'm Liz Hurley and I hadn't made a movie in a while, I'd probably be more coy about this.


She knows it's a deal-breaker for us and doesn't want me going all ITG.

/we're still good Liz, you can come back
//any time
///now would be good.
////Liz?
 
2014-02-06 01:56:26 PM  
You'd think the secret service guards standing there watching would say something or ruin the mood.
 
2014-02-06 01:56:38 PM  
The scaring thing is Clinton was probably doing Miley Cyrus back then too... that's why she has turned into the vomit worthy train wreck that she is.
 
2014-02-06 01:57:01 PM  
Like her I am a nobody and I would have milked it

/not even gay
//black mailing the rich is all that is left for us nobodies
 
2014-02-06 01:58:09 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: The grossest part of this story is that Tom Sizemore used to bang Liz Hurley.


I can see how to some that's a deal breaker, but I can look beyond it.
 
2014-02-06 01:58:22 PM  
We need an unmarried president with tons of charisma who will fark tons of attractive people while in office. I don't care if that president is male, female, straight, gay, bi, whatever. They just need to have tons of sex to destroy the media novelty of politicians having sex lives. Or hell, a swinger president so both he/she and the first spouse could make the whole discussion passe.

Diogenes: I wonder if Hillary knows?


IIRC, Hillary went on a very long worldwide tour when all the Lewinsky junk was going on. Makes me wonder if her ending up as Secretary of State was due in part to all the experience she gained during that time. Sort of the same way 7-of-9 not being into public sex helped set Obama on the path to the White House.
 
2014-02-06 01:58:45 PM  

Diogenes: And....

"We walk in [and he said] Did you go with Liz Hurley for four years? Do you still see her?" Sizemore admits on the recording, adding that the politician became hostile when he was hesitant to cooperate. "Give it to me... You dumb motherf-ker. I'm the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number," Sizemore later added regarding Clinton's alleged reaction, also added claims that the former President immediately called the model after recieving her contact information.

No one's dumb enough to believe that account.   For one, Clinton's much smoother than that.  Secondly, I doubt he needed to go through Sizemore to get Hurley's digits.

/ok, freepers would believe that account


Allegedly,  he propositioned Paula Jones by whipping  his dick out, and simply saying, "Kiss it."
 
2014-02-06 01:59:18 PM  
Good ol' Bubba!
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-02-06 02:01:24 PM  
Isn't it Sizemore who says "You don't know when to shut up. You don't know HOW to shut up!" in Saving Private Ryan?

If so, it seems appropriate.
 
2014-02-06 02:01:29 PM  
Paris1127:

/due to the context, I thought "subpeonas" was a dirty word

subpeonas:  small penises.


I would like to subpeona Liz Hurley.
 
2014-02-06 02:02:00 PM  
She's not even his type, she looks fantastic.
 
2014-02-06 02:03:59 PM  
True or not did Tom even realized that a certain Clinton may potentially become POTUS one day? Tom Sizemore may be some big shot actor but even then I don't think the Clintons are the people you necessarily want to start a fight with or throw the first shot.
 
2014-02-06 02:04:57 PM  

DarkJohnson: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x467]
Sometimes a cigar is just a hot chick.


She was and still is a hot chick, too. DAYUM
 
2014-02-06 02:06:08 PM  
In other news, Tom Sizemore now admits he made up the whole thing.

Spoiler alert: he blames teh drugz.
 
2014-02-06 02:07:36 PM  
Gee, Bill better deny this immediately. Sex with Elizabeth Hurley! Imagine what that can do to your reputation!
 
2014-02-06 02:07:52 PM  

oldernell: So far Bill has not denied it.  On the other hand, who would?


If it was rumoured that I tagged a girl as OMFG hawt as Hurley I wouldnt deny it even if it wasnt true.
 
2014-02-06 02:10:49 PM  
she is definitely his type.
 
2014-02-06 02:11:43 PM  
www.toptenz.net


Linda Tripp sorta looks like John Goodman
 
2014-02-06 02:11:53 PM  

DarkJohnson: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x467]
Sometimes a cigar is just a hot chick.


img.fark.net

"Why don't you come on up to the White House and I'll give you the private tour myself.

And by 'private tour' I mean a ride on the Presidential hobbyhorse.

And by 'Presidential hobbyhorse', I mean my penis."
 
2014-02-06 02:14:15 PM  
What's your point, Elizabeth?
076dd0a50e0c1255009e-bd4b8aabaca29897bc751dfaf75b290c.r40.cf1.rackcdn.com
 
2014-02-06 02:16:15 PM  
vansunsportsblogs.com
 
2014-02-06 02:16:32 PM  
I'm not saying he did have sex with her. But if he did, I'd understand. Much hotter than Monica.
 
2014-02-06 02:16:57 PM  
Pretty shiatty movie, but the scenery was nice..

movieboozer.com
 
2014-02-06 02:17:46 PM  
img.fark.net

This shirt? Oh, Ghaddafi was having a yard sale. We were flying by in Air Force One. I think we were going to one of those countries with lots of oil and no common sense. Anyhoo, I looked out the winder and saw Ghaddafi out there with a pretty big sign and some balloons. The sign said "Yard Sale" so I says to Hillary "Looks like Ghaddafi is selling some of his stuff. Wanna land and see what he's got?" Hillary sticks her jaw out and says "How will that promote peace in the middle east, Chuckleass?" Chuckleass is her pet name for me. "I dunno," says I. "But he's already tracking us on sideband radar so we have to land just to be neighborly."

So, we landed. He's got nuttin good out. Says if we stick around, he'll have some better stuff brought up from the basement. But Hillary says we gots to go. So I spied this shirt and waggled him down to $2 for it. There was some blood over here but that came right out. All in all, it's a nice shirt.
 
2014-02-06 02:17:54 PM  
have to give the Commander in Chief a big salute on this one
 
2014-02-06 02:17:55 PM  

nekom: Jesus wow. You'd think that would have made the news!


meh, reporting stuff like that is pure drudgery.  Maybe they just don't care.
 
2014-02-06 02:18:17 PM  
Now I'm just daydreaming about that one scene in Austin Powers.

You know the one.
 
2014-02-06 02:18:21 PM  
Didn't Tom Sizemore already come out and say "never listen to me, I'm on drugs."?
 
2014-02-06 02:18:41 PM  
Who cares?
 
2014-02-06 02:19:45 PM  
If I'm Liz Hurley I would actually be more embarrassed by the fact that I was banged by Tom Sizemore than Big daddy Clinton.
 
2014-02-06 02:20:07 PM  

blatz514: Pretty shiatty movie, but the scenery was nice..

[movieboozer.com image 297x396]


Yes, I also thought the sets were superb.
 
2014-02-06 02:20:19 PM  
I first misidentified the Elizabeth they were talking about as...

i76.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-06 02:20:31 PM  
You mean he was cheating on Old Pantsuit, with Liz Hurley?  Wonder why?

Probably ended when Hillary found out and jiggled her thighs in a threatening manner at Bill.
 
2014-02-06 02:20:34 PM  

GonzoNihilist: Didn't Tom Sizemore already come out and say "never listen to me, I'm on drugs."?


Should be the title of his memoir.
 
2014-02-06 02:21:14 PM  
Strong Independent women.

i2.cdn.turner.com

i.huffpost.com

i2.cdn.turner.com

media.nbcnewyork.com
 
2014-02-06 02:21:39 PM  

img.fark.net

A famous actress named in connection to a starring role in a sure-fire blockbuster bio-pic

about the scandalous Sarah Palin Presidency denies that she had sex with "that man"

and wishes not to be mentioned by name

Oops! Sorry, wrong thread!

Oops! Sorry, wrong President!

Oops! Sorry wrong universe!

 
2014-02-06 02:25:38 PM  
Y'all are slackin'...

i.dailymail.co.uk

www.elfashionist.com

www.fashion.at

thecriticalcritics.com

farm8.staticflickr.com

mimg.ugo.com
 
2014-02-06 02:26:11 PM  
img.fark.net

He (thinks): I'm sorry. Mistakes were made.

She (thinks): There'd be a lot fewer people feeling sorry for me right nowif they knew what I was going to do to you when we get home.
 
2014-02-06 02:26:32 PM  

brantgoose: [img.fark.net image 320x160]A famous actress named in connection to a starring role in a sure-fire blockbuster bio-picabout the scandalous Sarah Palin Presidency denies that she had sex with "that man"and wishes not to be mentioned by nameOops! Sorry, wrong thread!Oops! Sorry, wrong President!Oops! Sorry wrong universe!


Read your post, and thought, "Hurry, Watson, the dumbasses are afoot!"
 
2014-02-06 02:27:36 PM  
"Re-re-re-RELATIONS!"

d75822.medialib.glogster.com
 
2014-02-06 02:28:24 PM  
 
2014-02-06 02:29:15 PM  
us.cdn001.fansshare.com
 
2014-02-06 02:30:24 PM  

Nabb1: The former President, when asked for a reply comment, simply stated, "Yet."



Harry Freakstorm: [img.fark.net image 634x467]

... Anyhoo, I looked out the winder and ...


I can't stop myself from laughing at these comments. These are why I spend my time on Fark.

/lurking, that is
//thanks guys!
 
2014-02-06 02:30:49 PM  
Not sure what all the hate for Monica is about.  I thought she looked all right.
 
2014-02-06 02:31:05 PM  
us.cdn001.fansshare.com
 
2014-02-06 02:31:36 PM  
Seems like it would be easy to check cell phone records.  Notice someone didn't deny ever talking to Mr Clinton......
 
2014-02-06 02:32:24 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: fishnetsandleatherboots.jpg


humminahumminahummina
 
2014-02-06 02:33:45 PM  
us.cdn001.fansshare.com
 
2014-02-06 02:35:00 PM  
Clearly, there are not enough Liz Hurley pictures in this thread ...

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

static.tatler.ru

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-06 02:36:01 PM  

nekom: Diogenes: This isn't the first time Clinton has made headlines for allegedly cheating on his wife of 39 years. In 1998 Clinton was accused of having an affair with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. The politician originally denied the rumored tryst with the White House worker, telling the press, "I did not have sexual realtions with that woman." Several months later, Clinton admitted to their affair, saying, "I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate."

Holy shiat!  When did that happen?!?

Jesus wow.  You'd think that would have made the news!


In all fairness - there's a whole "generation" of folks out there who were too young, at the time, to really know / pay attention to national news and/or politics.
 
2014-02-06 02:36:35 PM  
us.cdn001.fansshare.com
 
2014-02-06 02:36:58 PM  
Of course Hurley is denying the affair and Sizemore is backtracking,  look at the track record of people who crossed Hillary Clinton.

Vince Foster, Ron Brown, Barbara Wise, Johnny Lawhorn Jr, Jeff Rhodes , James Milan, Jordan Kettleson, Major General William Robertson,
Spec. Gary Rhodes , Steve Willis.

That's just a short list....
 
2014-02-06 02:37:31 PM  
us.cdn281.fansshare.com
 
2014-02-06 02:39:06 PM  

Nemo's Brother: Before there was Anthony Weiner, there was Bill Clinton.


And before him - Kennedy.

And FDR, too, right?  And *perhaps* even his wife?

And probably up to a half of the Chief Executives in the country's history.
 
2014-02-06 02:39:20 PM  
us.cdn001.fansshare.com
 
2014-02-06 02:40:20 PM  
WHAR STAINED BLUE SUIT! WHE-

/You just know she's a squirter.
 
2014-02-06 02:40:50 PM  
us.cdn001.fansshare.com
 
2014-02-06 02:42:04 PM  
us.cdn001.fansshare.com
 
2014-02-06 02:44:12 PM  
us.cdn001.fansshare.com
 
2014-02-06 02:44:16 PM  

PunGent: Nemo's Brother: Before there was Anthony Weiner, there was Bill Clinton.

Hmm...bone the wrong woman, or invade the wrong country...decisions, decisions.

/think I'll stick with the Dems...their mistakes are cheaper and much more entertaining.


Yeah, plus, the dems had Marilyn Monroe.


mmmmm, sweet actress uh... kitty.  If you know what I mean, and you damn well do.
 
2014-02-06 02:46:05 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: [img.fark.net image 634x467]

This shirt? Oh, Ghaddafi was having a yard sale. We were flying by in Air Force One. I think we were going to one of those countries with lots of oil and no common sense. Anyhoo, I looked out the winder and saw Ghaddafi out there with a pretty big sign and some balloons. The sign said "Yard Sale" so I says to Hillary "Looks like Ghaddafi is selling some of his stuff. Wanna land and see what he's got?" Hillary sticks her jaw out and says "How will that promote peace in the middle east, Chuckleass?" Chuckleass is her pet name for me. "I dunno," says I. "But he's already tracking us on sideband radar so we have to land just to be neighborly."

So, we landed. He's got nuttin good out. Says if we stick around, he'll have some better stuff brought up from the basement. But Hillary says we gots to go. So I spied this shirt and waggled him down to $2 for it. There was some blood over here but that came right out. All in all, it's a nice shirt.


That was so easy to hear in his voice. It just sounded s natural.
Or was it Darrel Hammond?
 
2014-02-06 02:46:49 PM  
Thanks Spanky and Blatz.  You make life worth living.
 
2014-02-06 02:47:01 PM  

Diogenes: nekom: Diogenes: This isn't the first time Clinton has made headlines for allegedly cheating on his wife of 39 years. In 1998 Clinton was accused of having an affair with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. The politician originally denied the rumored tryst with the White House worker, telling the press, "I did not have sexual realtions with that woman." Several months later, Clinton admitted to their affair, saying, "I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate."

Holy shiat!  When did that happen?!?

Jesus wow.  You'd think that would have made the news!

I wonder if Hillary knows?


Does anybody still think Hillary cares who Bill is banging?

I mean, seriously, she doesn't strike me as the sort of woman who would get upset about that.  I'd suspect she's had her own flings too.
 
2014-02-06 02:48:01 PM  
Bookmark? What's that?
 
2014-02-06 02:51:23 PM  
Is it too late to say I would sex Ms. Hurley to the point that I could be found dead in her apartment from poontang overload?
 
2014-02-06 02:51:25 PM  
"and they always assume it was Bill..."

64.13.149.200
 
2014-02-06 02:51:36 PM  
"I did not have sexual relations with Bill Clinton" ~Shia LaBeouf
 
2014-02-06 02:53:50 PM  
us.cdn001.fansshare.com
 
2014-02-06 02:54:50 PM  
us.cdn001.fansshare.com
 
2014-02-06 02:55:46 PM  
us.cdn281.fansshare.com
 
2014-02-06 02:55:49 PM  
If you can't use the highest office in known universe to bag someone the caliber of Elizabeth Hurley, then there's really no point and you won't get very many worthwhile candidates.

It should be good to be the king.
 
2014-02-06 02:56:55 PM  
us.cdn281.fansshare.com
 
2014-02-06 02:57:53 PM  
If I were Clinton, and had hit that, I"d have had it videotaped, and played during my State of the Union Address....
 
2014-02-06 02:59:26 PM  
Don't remember if I posted this one already...

us.cdn001.fansshare.com

And don't care if I did.
 
2014-02-06 03:02:47 PM  

MeatGazer: Nemo's Brother: Before there was Anthony Weiner, there was Bill Clinton.

And before him - Kennedy.

And FDR, too, right?  And *perhaps* even his wife?

And probably up to a half of the Chief Executives in the country's history.


"Up to?" I'd be surprised if it wasn't at least half.

/Also, you skipped Bush Senior.
 
2014-02-06 03:03:08 PM  
us.cdn281.fansshare.com
 
2014-02-06 03:04:34 PM  
Hurley's good looking and all, but the disparity between the number of photos here versus the Kelly Brook thread is a travesty.
 
2014-02-06 03:06:32 PM  
www.celebheights.com
 
2014-02-06 03:08:24 PM  
What's the big deal? Who among us hasn't banged Liz Hurley?
 
2014-02-06 03:10:10 PM  
Clinton always reminded me of Eddie Haskell
 
2014-02-06 03:11:21 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: What's the big deal? Who among us hasn't banged Liz Hurley?


Your mom is Liz Hurley?

.

KIDDING.  KIDDING.  TOTALLY uncalled for.

/so sorry, low hanging fruit
 
2014-02-06 03:11:36 PM  
gigity gigity gigity gigity gigity.


/can't stand up for a while
 
2014-02-06 03:11:59 PM  

Far Cough: Hurley's good looking and all, but the disparity between the number of photos here versus the Kelly Brook thread is a travesty.


Kelly Brook thread?

Point me in the right direction so can climb aboard and keep the natives happy!
 
2014-02-06 03:13:42 PM  
Good for you, Liz. Have a cigar.
 
2014-02-06 03:15:37 PM  
fap,  fap,  fap,

/fappity fap
 
2014-02-06 03:15:46 PM  

blatz514: Far Cough: Hurley's good looking and all, but the disparity between the number of photos here versus the Kelly Brook thread is a travesty.

Kelly Brook thread?

Point me in the right direction so can climb aboard and keep the natives happy!


Too farking late.  :(
http://www.fark.com/comments/8128206/Kelly-Brook-continues-to-look-a ma zing-in-a-tiny-bikini

But, you know, this thread is still open.
 
2014-02-06 03:15:50 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: What's the big deal? Who among us hasn't banged Liz Hurley?


Sadly, I only got to bang Jenny McCarthy.
 
2014-02-06 03:20:25 PM  

Far Cough: blatz514: Far Cough: Hurley's good looking and all, but the disparity between the number of photos here versus the Kelly Brook thread is a travesty.

Kelly Brook thread?

Point me in the right direction so can climb aboard and keep the natives happy!

Too farking late.  :(
http://www.fark.com/comments/8128206/Kelly-Brook-continues-to-look-a ma zing-in-a-tiny-bikini

But, you know, this thread is still open.


Oh man, how the hell did I miss that?

That thread opened right when I got to work too.

/was a little hung over Tuesday.
 
2014-02-06 03:22:02 PM  
she looks amazing for her age.


would
 
2014-02-06 03:22:30 PM  
 
2014-02-06 03:22:54 PM  

Far Cough: Sin_City_Superhero: What's the big deal? Who among us hasn't banged Liz Hurley?


Your mom is Liz Hurley?


They don't call me a "mother-farker" for nothing...
 
2014-02-06 03:23:57 PM  
sportsbycolin.com
 
2014-02-06 03:24:50 PM  
This may be a repeat too...

www.plusthings.com
 
2014-02-06 03:24:59 PM  
Well, I dunno.  Is her face rotting off yet?
 
2014-02-06 03:26:23 PM  
media.soletron.com
 
2014-02-06 03:27:02 PM  
media.screened.com
 
2014-02-06 03:28:01 PM  
Nekkid

NSFW
 
2014-02-06 03:28:21 PM  
I wonder if she just tossed his salad, like Monica.
 
2014-02-06 03:28:58 PM  
If true, bravo for him.

The real crime in the whole Starr report/impeachment nonsense was that if the POTUS wanted some strange he couldn't pull in better then some chubby, big mouth nobody.
 
2014-02-06 03:30:47 PM  
photos.posh24.com
 
2014-02-06 03:31:14 PM  
img.fark.net

it's enough to drive a guy to banging crackheads
 
2014-02-06 03:32:59 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: What's the big deal? Who among us hasn't banged Liz Hurley?


Damian, one would hope.

/i'm sure he was breast-aware, though
 
2014-02-06 03:36:03 PM  

Diogenes: And....

"We walk in [and he said] Did you go with Liz Hurley for four years? Do you still see her?" Sizemore admits on the recording, adding that the politician became hostile when he was hesitant to cooperate. "Give it to me... You dumb motherf-ker. I'm the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number," Sizemore later added regarding Clinton's alleged reaction, also added claims that the former President immediately called the model after recieving her contact information.

No one's dumb enough to believe that account.  For one, Clinton's much smoother than that.  Secondly, I doubt he needed to go through Sizemore to get Hurley's digits.

/ok, freepers would believe that account


2.bp.blogspot.com
Riiiiiiiiight...

/scoff
//not just smooth; BIG DAWG smooth
 
2014-02-06 03:44:20 PM  
I feel this needs to be shared:

www.youthedesigner.com
 
2014-02-06 03:44:45 PM  

oldernell: So far Bill has not denied it.  On the other hand, who would?


It all depends on what the meaning of the word "Liz", is.

/"I did not go all reverse cowgirl to a 69 and finish with a blumpkin on that woman, Ms.Hurley".
 
2014-02-06 03:48:11 PM  
You know, blatz, just because her name's not on top doesn't mean Kelly Brook can't make a few appearances in this thread too.

/triple negative
/whar image search, whar
 
2014-02-06 03:51:56 PM  

carrion_luggage: It all depends on what the meaning of the word "Liz", is.


Getting the lights.
 
2014-02-06 03:52:22 PM  

special20: Sin_City_Superhero: What's the big deal? Who among us hasn't banged Liz Hurley?

Sadly, I only got to bang Jenny McCarthy.


I thought she was hard against injections?
 
2014-02-06 03:52:36 PM  

Ennuipoet: Didn't I read Sizemore stating he was fairly sure he was stoned out of his gourd when he said this on tape?


In other words, Sizemore doesn't matter.
 
2014-02-06 03:52:40 PM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: Not sure what all the hate for Monica is about.  I thought she looked all right.


I dunno. Ran into her in the elevator a couple times when she lived in the... Eagle warehouse? Big red brick thing in sorta TriBeCa... She was sorta freshman year end of the party cute, but kinda sad. I feel horrible for writing that now. Sorry, Monica, I was in a relationship at the time.
 
2014-02-06 03:53:50 PM  

braedan: I feel this needs to be shared:

[www.youthedesigner.com image 850x549]


The open fly is a nice touch.
 
2014-02-06 03:54:51 PM  

give me doughnuts: Her tits are so fine, even gay men Hilary wants to motorboat them.

[media.santabanta.com image 46

 
2014-02-06 03:55:00 PM  

Valiente: braedan: I feel this needs to be shared:

[www.youthedesigner.com image 850x549]

The open fly is a nice touch.


That, and Ronald McDonald firing the bazooka.
 
2014-02-06 03:57:21 PM  

blatz514: Nekkid

NSFW


Gah what is that a mole on her rib cage? Do Not Want!

/ kidding
// I've loved her forever.
/// I'd eat that mole.
 
2014-02-06 04:04:25 PM  

Diogenes: And....

"We walk in [and he said] Did you go with Liz Hurley for four years? Do you still see her?" Sizemore admits on the recording, adding that the politician became hostile when he was hesitant to cooperate. "Give it to me... You dumb motherf-ker. I'm the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number," Sizemore later added regarding Clinton's alleged reaction, also added claims that the former President immediately called the model after recieving her contact information.

No one's dumb enough to believe that account.  For one, Clinton's much smoother than that.  Secondly, I doubt he needed to go through Sizemore to get Hurley's digits.

/ok, freepers would believe that account


He supposedly wasn't all that smooth when he was governor. I think there was a story about no pants / state troopers and that really really ugly woman Paula Jones.

"The impeachment saga of President Clinton has its origins in a sexual harassment lawsuit brought in Arkansas in May, 1994 by Paula Jones, a former Arkansas state employee.  In her suit, Jones alleged that on May 8, 1991, while she helped to staff a state-sponsored management conference at the Excelsior Hotel in Little Rock, a state trooper and member of Governor Clinton's security detail, Danny Ferguson, approached her and told her that the Governor would like to meet her in his hotel suite.  Minutes later, Jones, seeing this as an opportunity to advance her career, took the elevator to Clinton's suite.  There, according to her disputed account, Clinton made a series of increasingly aggressive moves, culminating in his dropping his pants exposing an erection--and then asking Jones to "kiss it." Jones claimed that she stood and told the Governor, "I'm not that kind of girl." As she left, Clinton stopped her by the door and said, "You're a smart girl, let's keep this between ourselves."  (There is strong reason to question Jones's story, as Clinton's security guard reported that Jones seemed pleased when she left the hotel room--and that anything that happened inside appeared to be consensual.)"
 
2014-02-06 04:06:14 PM  
I just want to say for the record that I deny having sex with either of the Clintons.

I most certainly was not involved in a three way with both of them at a fundraiser... and I did not let Hillary stick her finger up my bum hole.


Just wanted to get that out the way before anyone asked/accused me.
 
2014-02-06 04:06:26 PM  
What I find funny is all the people claiming Sizemore's story didn't sound like Bill Clinton, dude was not smooth, he had power and used it to keep the ladies he had coerced quiet. Of course, I'm just saying this to distract from all the Liz Hurley goodness. The things I would do to her would make a satyr blush.
 
2014-02-06 04:10:20 PM  

Far Cough: You know, blatz, just because her name's not on top doesn't mean Kelly Brook can't make a few appearances in this thread too.

/triple negative
/whar image search, whar


Geez, you guys are needy...

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-06 04:14:24 PM  

monoski: If he did bone her he moves up several spots in my presidential rankings.


No shiat. She might have been the hottest woman on the planet in the late 90s.
 
2014-02-06 04:17:45 PM  
It can't be true.Why? Because Clinton only seemed to sleep with skanks. Hurley is out of his league, even if he was POTUS.
 
2014-02-06 04:22:30 PM  
I'll just leve these here...

i3.mirror.co.uk

news247.gr

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-02-06 04:26:07 PM  
Meh, she's a British 6.
 
2014-02-06 04:26:15 PM  
Last one...unless there are more requests.

www.should-know.com
 
2014-02-06 04:37:57 PM  
I while back a friend of mine who's into these kind of things said that at one time Hurley could be bought for the night.
 
2014-02-06 04:39:08 PM  

uber humper: I while back a friend of mine who's into these kind of things said that at one time Hurley could be bought for the night.


What year, what price?
 
2014-02-06 04:43:49 PM  

uber humper: I while back a friend of mine who's into these kind of things said that at one time Hurley could be bought for the night.


memecrunch.com

/not surprised
 
2014-02-06 04:43:54 PM  
Well, I did her.
 
2014-02-06 04:44:30 PM  
It's only "cheating" if your spouse has a problem with it.  Not only doesn't Mrs. Clinton give a single shiat, the promiscuity is actually pretty much an intentionally-crafted part of the pair's image designed to boost Bill's 'everyman' appeal to voters that they've put a lot of work into building.

Honestly, Mrs. Clinton probably smiles a little inside every time her husband gets accused of just being irrationally charming and appealing to every woman in the world, same as she probably snickers a bit every time the birther thing she started comes up for Obama.  Sort of a tribute to her skill as a political manipulator.
 
2014-02-06 04:44:41 PM  

Slaxl: uber humper: I while back a friend of mine who's into these kind of things said that at one time Hurley could be bought for the night.

What year, what price?


and do you have a time machine?
 
2014-02-06 04:46:58 PM  

Slaxl: uber humper: I while back a friend of mine who's into these kind of things said that at one time Hurley could be bought for the night.

What year, what price?


I don't recall a year or a price, just that he said it. If I had to guess, I would SAY sometime around 2000-2005. Maybe much more recent??
 
2014-02-06 04:47:12 PM  

Slaxl: uber humper: I while back a friend of mine who's into these kind of things said that at one time Hurley could be bought for the night.

What year, what price?


How do you think the States got into such a big deficit since the mid-90's??
 
2014-02-06 05:02:24 PM  
"Give it to me... You dumb motherf-ker. I'm the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number."

I read that in Edward G. Robinson's voice.
 
2014-02-06 05:05:08 PM  

zimbomba63: You mean he was cheating on Old Pantsuit, with Liz Hurley?  Wonder why?

Probably ended when Hillary found out and jiggled her thighs in a threatening manner at Bill.


Yes, because if you wife is isn't a young, sex symbol you should totally cheat on her. Oh, and a 66 year old should wear short, revealing dresses like the Fox news, stepford whores. Spending decades with your husband, supporting him as he makes is way to become the leader of a nation and having your own very successful political career MEANS NOTHING!

That is really how Republicans think of women. I wish it was a joke.
 
2014-02-06 05:06:24 PM  

gar1013: I'll just leve these here...

[i3.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]

[news247.gr image 660x439]

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x651]


Who is the starving chick on the other side?
 
2014-02-06 05:14:12 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-06 05:18:55 PM  
I just came here to say that I have nothing to say.
 
2014-02-06 05:27:12 PM  
She's a conniving biatch.  Just look at her showing her tits everywhere like she owns the place.
 
2014-02-06 05:27:57 PM  
"We walk in [and he said] Did you go with Liz Hurley for four years? Do you still see her?" Sizemore admits on the recording, adding that the politician became hostile when he was hesitant to cooperate. "Give it to me... You dumb motherf-ker. I'm the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number," Sizemore later added regarding Clinton's alleged reaction, also added claims that the former President immediately called the model after recieving her contact information.

If only the President had some sort of organisation or something that he could go to get information about people if he needed it.
 
2014-02-06 05:34:56 PM  
The only surprise in any of this is that Tom "Sort of Looks Like Bruce Willis If You Squint" Sizemore had any career at all.

/seriously that's why they cast him in that Wesley Snipes fake Die Hard movie
/I think his name was even something like "Sly" to cover the action star bases
 
2014-02-06 05:39:32 PM  

VladTheEmailer: "We walk in [and he said] Did you go with Liz Hurley for four years? Do you still see her?" Sizemore admits on the recording, adding that the politician became hostile when he was hesitant to cooperate. "Give it to me... You dumb motherf-ker. I'm the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number," Sizemore later added regarding Clinton's alleged reaction, also added claims that the former President immediately called the model after recieving her contact information.

If only the President had some sort of organisation or something that he could go to get information about people if he needed it.


The Hollywood Foreign Press Association?  The Daily Mail?  Her agent?
 
2014-02-06 05:42:32 PM  

cyberspacedout: Really? They have to mention her in connection with the movie "Austin Powers" as if we don't know her otherwise?


I'm very bad at knowing celebrities and that helped me here.
 
2014-02-06 05:43:11 PM  

Far Cough: VladTheEmailer: "We walk in [and he said] Did you go with Liz Hurley for four years? Do you still see her?" Sizemore admits on the recording, adding that the politician became hostile when he was hesitant to cooperate. "Give it to me... You dumb motherf-ker. I'm the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number," Sizemore later added regarding Clinton's alleged reaction, also added claims that the former President immediately called the model after recieving her contact information.

If only the President had some sort of organisation or something that he could go to get information about people if he needed it.

The Hollywood Foreign Press Association?  The Daily Mail?  Her agent?


Well, if I was President of the United States, Tom Sizemore wouldn't be at the top of the list.
 
2014-02-06 05:50:19 PM  

Savage Belief: WHAR STAINED BLUE SUIT! WHE-

/You just know she's a squirter.


Oh, God; did you have to go there?

/bunk
 
2014-02-06 05:52:20 PM  

blatz514:


Motorsport, indeed.

More like motorBOATsport.
 
2014-02-06 06:15:16 PM  

Slaxl: Meh, she's a British 6.


Too many teeth?

VladTheEmailer: If only the President had some sort of organisation or something that he could go to get information about people if he needed it.



Like the IRS?
 
2014-02-06 06:36:37 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: The grossest part of this story is that Tom Sizemore used to bang Liz Hurley.


^^^^^^^^This
 
2014-02-06 06:51:56 PM  

DarkVader: Diogenes: nekom: Diogenes: This isn't the first time Clinton has made headlines for allegedly cheating on his wife of 39 years. In 1998 Clinton was accused of having an affair with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. The politician originally denied the rumored tryst with the White House worker, telling the press, "I did not have sexual realtions with that woman." Several months later, Clinton admitted to their affair, saying, "I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate."

Holy shiat!  When did that happen?!?

Jesus wow.  You'd think that would have made the news!

I wonder if Hillary knows?

Does anybody still think Hillary cares who Bill is banging?

I mean, seriously, she doesn't strike me as the sort of woman who would get upset about that.  I'd suspect she's had her own flings too.


But what kind of people would that make both of them?
 
2014-02-06 06:56:07 PM  

sammyk: Following the release of the tape, Sizemore, 52, has since , claiming he made up the story of duo's affair during a "drug binge." "I'm not denying that I said these things," said the "Black Hawk Down" star, later adding, "I'd like to apologize to her for any hurt or BS I called [Liz] or the Clintons or anybody else I may have mentioned... They were the rantings of a drug-addicted actor."

How can anyone anywhere take any of this seriously? I'm sure they are out there. Rand Paul probably believes every word of it. He did claim it's the left that is waging a war on women less than a month ago because Clinton likes fat girls. Is this just the fevered brains riddled with ODS running with it?


He didn't want to end up killing himself with a shotgun wound on the back of his head.
 
2014-02-06 06:56:17 PM  

Mija: zimbomba63: You mean he was cheating on Old Pantsuit, with Liz Hurley?  Wonder why?

Probably ended when Hillary found out and jiggled her thighs in a threatening manner at Bill.

Yes, because if you wife is isn't a young, sex symbol you should totally cheat on her. Oh, and a 66 year old should wear short, revealing dresses like the Fox news, stepford whores. Spending decades with your husband, supporting him as he makes is way to become the leader of a nation and having your own very successful political career MEANS NOTHING!

That is really how Republicans think of women. I wish it was a joke.


I enjoy reading a good post chastising self generated opinions of women, while at the same time, calling women whores.
Keep up the good work.
 
2014-02-06 07:25:17 PM  
"Better put some ice on that." Bill Clinton to Juanita Broderick
 
2014-02-06 07:35:06 PM  

special20: Sin_City_Superhero: What's the big deal? Who among us hasn't banged Liz Hurley?

Sadly, I only got to bang Jenny McCarthy.


Hope the rash cleared up.
 
2014-02-06 07:45:59 PM  

Mija: zimbomba63: You mean he was cheating on Old Pantsuit, with Liz Hurley?  Wonder why?

Probably ended when Hillary found out and jiggled her thighs in a threatening manner at Bill.

Yes, because if you wife is isn't a young, sex symbol you should totally cheat on her. Oh, and a 66 year old should wear short, revealing dresses like the Fox news, stepford whores. Spending decades with your husband, supporting him as he makes is way to become the leader of a nation and having your own very successful political career MEANS NOTHING!

That is really how Republicans think of women. I wish it was a joke.


"Stepford whores"

The shameless misogyny of the left is astounding.

/just kidding, but not really you farking hypocrite.
 
2014-02-06 07:47:34 PM  

Far Cough: blatz514: Far Cough: Hurley's good looking and all, but the disparity between the number of photos here versus the Kelly Brook thread is a travesty.

Kelly Brook thread?

Point me in the right direction so can climb aboard and keep the natives happy!

Too farking late.  :(
http://www.fark.com/comments/8128206/Kelly-Brook-continues-to-look-a ma zing-in-a-tiny-bikini

But, you know, this thread is still open.


Hurley vs. Brook  This is no contest, Hurley!
 
2014-02-06 07:59:15 PM  

Mija: zimbomba63: You mean he was cheating on Old Pantsuit, with Liz Hurley?  Wonder why?

Probably ended when Hillary found out and jiggled her thighs in a threatening manner at Bill.

Yes, because if you wife is isn't a young, sex symbol you should totally cheat on her. Oh, and a 66 year old should wear short, revealing dresses like the Fox news, stepford whores. Spending decades with your husband, supporting him as he makes is way to become the leader of a nation and having your own very successful political career MEANS NOTHING!

That is really how Republicans think of women. I wish it was a joke.


So you like what I wrote.  Good, that gives me more confidence to post more.  Thanks!

/ Hillary looked her best, when they were still in Arkansas and she was wearing the big glasses.
// She looked like Atom Ant.  So hawt!
 
2014-02-06 08:10:26 PM  

zimbomba63: Far Cough: blatz514: Far Cough: Hurley's good looking and all, but the disparity between the number of photos here versus the Kelly Brook thread is a travesty.

Kelly Brook thread?

Point me in the right direction so can climb aboard and keep the natives happy!

Too farking late.  :(
http://www.fark.com/comments/8128206/Kelly-Brook-continues-to-look-a ma zing-in-a-tiny-bikini

But, you know, this thread is still open.

Hurley vs. Brook  This is no contest, Hurley!


[whynotboth.jpg]
 
2014-02-06 08:36:00 PM  
so ummm yeah......bookmark
 
2014-02-06 08:42:33 PM  
Anyone who has half a brain can tell that Hillary is living a sham of a marriage.
 
2014-02-06 08:43:09 PM  

VladTheEmailer: zimbomba63: Far Cough: blatz514: Far Cough: Hurley's good looking and all, but the disparity between the number of photos here versus the Kelly Brook thread is a travesty.

Kelly Brook thread?

Point me in the right direction so can climb aboard and keep the natives happy!

Too farking late.  :(
http://www.fark.com/comments/8128206/Kelly-Brook-continues-to-look-a ma zing-in-a-tiny-bikini

But, you know, this thread is still open.

Hurley vs. Brook  This is no contest, Hurley!

[whynotboth.jpg]


OK, I'm in a good mood, so you talked me into it.

/ Girls, I'm waiting!
 
2014-02-06 08:47:51 PM  
thanks for the mammaries
 
2014-02-06 09:28:42 PM  

Anayalator: He's had to tone it down for the last 2 decades for Hillary's political career, but the old stud had a great run.


Actually, he's already cheated once. It's old news.  I guess Hillary has the media squelched otherwise people would finally see how shallow she really is.
 
2014-02-06 09:28:52 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: "and they always assume it was Bill..."

[64.13.149.200 image 514x385]


You win this thread.  Well played, sir.
 
2014-02-06 10:18:35 PM  
This thread.
 
2014-02-06 10:37:08 PM  
www.newslop.com
 
2014-02-06 10:40:05 PM  
Wow, I didn't realize the 2016 presidential campaign had started already.
 
2014-02-06 11:16:32 PM  

JungleBoogie: Wow, I didn't realize the 2016 presidential campaign had started already.


What do you think Benghazi is about?
 
d3
2014-02-07 01:06:30 AM  
Am I the only one who believes he didn't do it purely based on the relative hotness of Liz Hurley being way too high compared to his average?
 
2014-02-07 01:43:10 AM  

d3: Am I the only one who believes he didn't do it purely based on the relative hotness of Liz Hurley being way too high compared to his average?


Yeah. While I want to give Bill the benefit of the doubt, and I really think he had the charisma to manage it, I also can't help but notice that Hurley didn't look like his type... She wasn't a fat chick.
 
2014-02-07 05:34:40 AM  

StoPPeRmobile:


It's easy to forget she was actually quite the looker back in the day. Had a Sarah Chalke look to her.
 
2014-02-07 06:27:59 AM  
i280.photobucket.com

i280.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-07 08:48:02 AM  

special20: Sin_City_Superhero: What's the big deal? Who among us hasn't banged Liz Hurley?

Sadly, I only got to bang Jenny McCarthy.


Even sadder, despite the fact that she's guano-psychotic, I still would.

/hangs head in shame
//the big one
 
2014-02-07 10:23:34 AM  
This one needs to be posted twice.

blatz514: us.cdn001.fansshare.com

 
2014-02-07 03:43:38 PM  
FTA: ""We walk in [and he said] Did you go with Liz Hurley for four years? Do you still see her?" Sizemore admits on the recording, adding that the politician became hostile when he was hesitant to cooperate. "Give it to me... You dumb motherf-ker. I'm the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number,"  regarding Clinton's alleged reaction, also added claims that the former President immediately called the model after recieving her contact information."


Yeah. This totally sounds like something he would say.

/not really
 
2014-02-07 03:54:33 PM  
It just demonstrates Sizemore's intellect and his range as an actor and improviser.  Wait until you hear his Neil deGrasse Tyson impression.  It goes like this: "Give me the code to the supercollider.  You dumb motherfarker.  I'm the motherfarking Frederick P. Rose Director of the Hayden Planetarium.  I'm smart and stuff, the earth spins around me.  Give me the damn code."
 
2014-02-07 09:50:44 PM  

Valiente: special20: Sin_City_Superhero: What's the big deal? Who among us hasn't banged Liz Hurley?

Sadly, I only got to bang Jenny McCarthy.

I thought she was hard against injections?


Who knows what goes on behind that giant forehead.
 
2014-02-07 09:52:24 PM  

VladTheEmailer: special20: Sin_City_Superhero: What's the big deal? Who among us hasn't banged Liz Hurley?

Sadly, I only got to bang Jenny McCarthy.

Hope the rash cleared up.


Yes, but the smell still lingers. Oh, you can hear stories about banging Jenny McCarthy all day, you can read books about it, you might even see a movie of it - but the smell, man... you can't forget the smell.
 
2014-02-07 09:54:58 PM  

dpaul007: special20: Sin_City_Superhero: What's the big deal? Who among us hasn't banged Liz Hurley?

Sadly, I only got to bang Jenny McCarthy.

Even sadder, despite the fact that she's guano-psychotic, I still would.

/hangs head in shame
//the big one


Some say a man can't dig the same hole twice, but in her case, I would make an exception.... since she's multiportaled.
 
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