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(International Business Times)   Elizabeth Hurley: "I did not have sexual relations with that man, Bill Clinton"   (ibtimes.com) divider line 214
    More: Followup, Elizabeth Hurley, Bill Clinton, U.S. President Bill Clinton, Tom Sizemore, u.s. secretary of state  
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2014-02-06 09:45:56 AM
So far Bill has not denied it.  On the other hand, who would?
 
2014-02-06 10:22:31 AM
This isn't the first time Clinton has made headlines for allegedly cheating on his wife of 39 years. In 1998 Clinton was accused of having an affair with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. The politician originally denied the rumored tryst with the White House worker, telling the press, "I did not have sexual realtions with that woman." Several months later, Clinton admitted to their affair, saying, "I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate."

Holy shiat!  When did that happen?!?
 
2014-02-06 10:25:12 AM
And....

"We walk in [and he said] Did you go with Liz Hurley for four years? Do you still see her?" Sizemore admits on the recording, adding that the politician became hostile when he was hesitant to cooperate. "Give it to me... You dumb motherf-ker. I'm the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number," Sizemore later added regarding Clinton's alleged reaction, also added claims that the former President immediately called the model after recieving her contact information.

No one's dumb enough to believe that account.  For one, Clinton's much smoother than that.  Secondly, I doubt he needed to go through Sizemore to get Hurley's digits.

/ok, freepers would believe that account
 
2014-02-06 10:27:42 AM

Diogenes: This isn't the first time Clinton has made headlines for allegedly cheating on his wife of 39 years. In 1998 Clinton was accused of having an affair with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. The politician originally denied the rumored tryst with the White House worker, telling the press, "I did not have sexual realtions with that woman." Several months later, Clinton admitted to their affair, saying, "I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate."

Holy shiat!  When did that happen?!?


Jesus wow.  You'd think that would have made the news!
 
2014-02-06 10:30:53 AM

nekom: Diogenes: This isn't the first time Clinton has made headlines for allegedly cheating on his wife of 39 years. In 1998 Clinton was accused of having an affair with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. The politician originally denied the rumored tryst with the White House worker, telling the press, "I did not have sexual realtions with that woman." Several months later, Clinton admitted to their affair, saying, "I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate."

Holy shiat!  When did that happen?!?

Jesus wow.  You'd think that would have made the news!


I wonder if Hillary knows?
 
2014-02-06 11:16:22 AM
The former President, when asked for a reply comment, simply stated, "Yet."
 
2014-02-06 11:29:07 AM
As much as I'd like to believe it happened because Austin-Powers-era Liz Hurley was painfully hot, Sizemore's account of the whole thing reads like terrible dialogue from an even worse screenplay written by someone who was actually born in 1998.
 
2014-02-06 12:02:50 PM
blu.stb.s-msn.com


" I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

President Clinton, Jan 26, 1998
 
2014-02-06 12:04:54 PM

Diogenes: And....

"We walk in [and he said] Did you go with Liz Hurley for four years? Do you still see her?" Sizemore admits on the recording, adding that the politician became hostile when he was hesitant to cooperate. "Give it to me... You dumb motherf-ker. I'm the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number," Sizemore later added regarding Clinton's alleged reaction, also added claims that the former President immediately called the model after recieving her contact information.

No one's dumb enough to believe that account.  For one, Clinton's much smoother than that.  Secondly, I doubt he needed to go through Sizemore to get Hurley's digits.

/ok, freepers would believe that account


I have a hard time believe Clinton would be that ineloquent.  Reads like the beginning of a bad Clinton fanfic.
 
2014-02-06 12:11:30 PM
Ok, this is all total bullshiat. Not that Clinton and Liz Hurley had sex- they might have- but that Tom Fng Sizemore had to set them up.

Also, if I'm Liz Hurley and I hadn't made a movie in a while, I'd probably be more coy about this.
 
2014-02-06 12:11:46 PM

meat0918: Diogenes: And....

"We walk in [and he said] Did you go with Liz Hurley for four years? Do you still see her?" Sizemore admits on the recording, adding that the politician became hostile when he was hesitant to cooperate. "Give it to me... You dumb motherf-ker. I'm the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number," Sizemore later added regarding Clinton's alleged reaction, also added claims that the former President immediately called the model after recieving her contact information.

No one's dumb enough to believe that account.  For one, Clinton's much smoother than that.  Secondly, I doubt he needed to go through Sizemore to get Hurley's digits.

/ok, freepers would believe that account

I have a hard time believe Clinton would be that ineloquent.  Reads like the beginning of a bad Clinton fanfic.


Agreed.
 
2014-02-06 12:17:48 PM

Diogenes: nekom: Diogenes: This isn't the first time Clinton has made headlines for allegedly cheating on his wife of 39 years. In 1998 Clinton was accused of having an affair with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. The politician originally denied the rumored tryst with the White House worker, telling the press, "I did not have sexual realtions with that woman." Several months later, Clinton admitted to their affair, saying, "I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate."

Holy shiat!  When did that happen?!?

Jesus wow.  You'd think that would have made the news!

I wonder if Hillary knows?


I think we should get a special prosecutor in case he broke any laws.
 
2014-02-06 12:17:49 PM
Didn't I read Sizemore stating he was fairly sure he was stoned out of his gourd when he said this on tape?
 
2014-02-06 12:25:22 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
Sometimes a cigar is just a hot chick.
 
2014-02-06 12:41:59 PM
It should have been "I did not have sexual relations with that man, Mr. Clinton."

So close, subby.
 
2014-02-06 12:42:12 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-06 12:44:01 PM

JerseyTim: It should have been "I did not have sexual relations with that man, Mr. Clinton."

So close, subby.


That's what I came in here to say. For shame, subby.

It's not too late to fix it, modmins.
 
2014-02-06 12:45:59 PM

DarkJohnson: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x467]
Sometimes a cigar is just a hot chick.


That photo is about as damning as evidence can get.
 
2014-02-06 12:46:50 PM

Descartes: " I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."


~~RAND PAUL
 
2014-02-06 12:55:25 PM
Somewhere out there, Kenneth Starr is masturbating furiously.
 
2014-02-06 01:26:00 PM
I'm not prepared to take her word for it.

I'll have to inspect her body for any evidence... with my tongue.... twice.
 
2014-02-06 01:45:10 PM

Cagey B: Somewhere out there, Kenneth Starr is masturbating furiously.


He's not the only one.
 
2014-02-06 01:47:40 PM
Even the Republicans would have to give him that one.
 
2014-02-06 01:47:56 PM
Before there was Anthony Weiner, there was Bill Clinton.
 
2014-02-06 01:48:46 PM
Following the release of the tape, Sizemore, 52, has since , claiming he made up the story of duo's affair during a "drug binge." "I'm not denying that I said these things," said the "Black Hawk Down" star, later adding, "I'd like to apologize to her for any hurt or BS I called [Liz] or the Clintons or anybody else I may have mentioned... They were the rantings of a drug-addicted actor."

How can anyone anywhere take any of this seriously? I'm sure they are out there. Rand Paul probably believes every word of it. He did claim it's the left that is waging a war on women less than a month ago because Clinton likes fat girls. Is this just the fevered brains riddled with ODS running with it?
 
2014-02-06 01:50:05 PM

Cagey B: Somewhere out there, Kenneth Starr is masturbating furiously.


I know I AM!

Damn, that president was hot.
 
2014-02-06 01:50:21 PM

Diogenes: nekom: Diogenes: This isn't the first time Clinton has made headlines for allegedly cheating on his wife of 39 years. In 1998 Clinton was accused of having an affair with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. The politician originally denied the rumored tryst with the White House worker, telling the press, "I did not have sexual realtions with that woman." Several months later, Clinton admitted to their affair, saying, "I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate."

Holy shiat!  When did that happen?!?

Jesus wow.  You'd think that would have made the news!

I wonder if Hillary knows?


Are you kidding?  Hillary was nailing her as well!
 
2014-02-06 01:50:34 PM

Cagey B: Somewhere out there, Kenneth Starr is masturbating furiously.


And Sandy Berger is stuffing the evidence into his pants.
 
2014-02-06 01:51:02 PM
So she's the one!!1!

/He just turns up and he gets on with it.
 
2014-02-06 01:51:21 PM
Her tits are so fine, even gay men want to motorboat them.

media.santabanta.com
 
2014-02-06 01:51:49 PM

Descartes: [blu.stb.s-msn.com image 325x300]


" I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

President Clinton, Jan 26, 1998


Was that the "Lie of the Year" that year?
 
2014-02-06 01:52:07 PM

Diogenes: This isn't the first time Clinton has made headlines for allegedly cheating on his wife of 39 years. In 1998 Clinton was accused of having an affair with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. The politician originally denied the rumored tryst with the White House worker, telling the press, "I did not have sexual realtions with that woman." Several months later, Clinton admitted to their affair, saying, "I did have a relationship with Miss Lewinsky that was not appropriate."

Holy shiat!  When did that happen?!?


I seem to have a vague recollection... Summer of '98, I was 8 and watching CNN Headline News religiously. Maybe I imagined it (you know how 8-year-olds are).

/due to the context, I thought "subpeonas" was a dirty word
 
2014-02-06 01:52:31 PM
Really? They have to mention her in connection with the movie "Austin Powers" as if we don't know her otherwise?
 
2014-02-06 01:53:06 PM

Nemo's Brother: Before there was Anthony Weiner, there was Bill Clinton.


Hmm...bone the wrong woman, or invade the wrong country...decisions, decisions.

/think I'll stick with the Dems...their mistakes are cheaper and much more entertaining.
 
2014-02-06 01:53:11 PM
He's had to tone it down for the last 2 decades for Hillary's political career, but the old stud had a great run.
 
2014-02-06 01:53:11 PM

Onkel Buck: Descartes: [blu.stb.s-msn.com image 325x300]


" I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

President Clinton, Jan 26, 1998

Was that the "Lie of the Year" that year?


He was talking about her mother.
 
2014-02-06 01:55:05 PM
The grossest part of this story is that Tom Sizemore used to bang Liz Hurley.
 
2014-02-06 01:56:03 PM
If he did bone her he moves up several spots in my presidential rankings.
 
2014-02-06 01:56:25 PM

what_now: Ok, this is all total bullshiat. Not that Clinton and Liz Hurley had sex- they might have- but that Tom Fng Sizemore had to set them up.

Also, if I'm Liz Hurley and I hadn't made a movie in a while, I'd probably be more coy about this.


She knows it's a deal-breaker for us and doesn't want me going all ITG.

/we're still good Liz, you can come back
//any time
///now would be good.
////Liz?
 
2014-02-06 01:56:26 PM
You'd think the secret service guards standing there watching would say something or ruin the mood.
 
2014-02-06 01:56:38 PM
The scaring thing is Clinton was probably doing Miley Cyrus back then too... that's why she has turned into the vomit worthy train wreck that she is.
 
2014-02-06 01:57:01 PM
Like her I am a nobody and I would have milked it

/not even gay
//black mailing the rich is all that is left for us nobodies
 
2014-02-06 01:58:09 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: The grossest part of this story is that Tom Sizemore used to bang Liz Hurley.


I can see how to some that's a deal breaker, but I can look beyond it.
 
2014-02-06 01:58:22 PM
We need an unmarried president with tons of charisma who will fark tons of attractive people while in office. I don't care if that president is male, female, straight, gay, bi, whatever. They just need to have tons of sex to destroy the media novelty of politicians having sex lives. Or hell, a swinger president so both he/she and the first spouse could make the whole discussion passe.

Diogenes: I wonder if Hillary knows?


IIRC, Hillary went on a very long worldwide tour when all the Lewinsky junk was going on. Makes me wonder if her ending up as Secretary of State was due in part to all the experience she gained during that time. Sort of the same way 7-of-9 not being into public sex helped set Obama on the path to the White House.
 
2014-02-06 01:58:45 PM

Diogenes: And....

"We walk in [and he said] Did you go with Liz Hurley for four years? Do you still see her?" Sizemore admits on the recording, adding that the politician became hostile when he was hesitant to cooperate. "Give it to me... You dumb motherf-ker. I'm the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America. The buck stops here. Give me the damn number," Sizemore later added regarding Clinton's alleged reaction, also added claims that the former President immediately called the model after recieving her contact information.

No one's dumb enough to believe that account.   For one, Clinton's much smoother than that.  Secondly, I doubt he needed to go through Sizemore to get Hurley's digits.

/ok, freepers would believe that account


Allegedly,  he propositioned Paula Jones by whipping  his dick out, and simply saying, "Kiss it."
 
2014-02-06 01:59:18 PM
Good ol' Bubba!
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-02-06 02:01:24 PM
Isn't it Sizemore who says "You don't know when to shut up. You don't know HOW to shut up!" in Saving Private Ryan?

If so, it seems appropriate.
 
2014-02-06 02:01:29 PM
Paris1127:

/due to the context, I thought "subpeonas" was a dirty word

subpeonas:  small penises.


I would like to subpeona Liz Hurley.
 
2014-02-06 02:02:00 PM
She's not even his type, she looks fantastic.
 
2014-02-06 02:03:59 PM
True or not did Tom even realized that a certain Clinton may potentially become POTUS one day? Tom Sizemore may be some big shot actor but even then I don't think the Clintons are the people you necessarily want to start a fight with or throw the first shot.
 
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