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(AOL Cars (UK))   Car thief caught and sent to jail after police analyze cigarette he left behind. Headline goes on to say he got smoked, his butt is in jail and searches for some British word for discarded cigarettes to tie this whole ugly mess together   (cars.aol.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-02-06 01:04:12 PM  
Car thief caught and sent to jail after police analyze cigarette he left behind. Headline goes on to say he got smoked, his butt is in jail and searches for some British word for discarded cigarettes to tie this whole ugly mess together

Tosser
 
2014-02-06 01:08:24 PM  
Car thief caught and sent to jail after police analyze cigarette he left behind. Headline goes on to say he got smoked, his butt is in jail and searches for some British word for discarded cigarettes to tie this whole ugly mess together

"Is it like a pram?"

i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-02-06 01:09:13 PM  
Dog end.

/you poor old sod, you see it's only me
 
2014-02-06 01:09:56 PM  
Poofter?
 
2014-02-06 01:12:12 PM  
It wasn't until two weeks later that Police spotted the stolen car and attempted to stop it. However, the driver tried to get away by driving at high speed on the wrongright side of the road, before crashing into a nearby house.

Just to make it clear.
 
2014-02-06 01:12:53 PM  
wanker
 
2014-02-06 01:13:40 PM  
Woodbine?

Public school student?

Member of the Royal Navy?
 
2014-02-06 01:14:25 PM  
homos?
 
2014-02-06 01:20:49 PM  
"You're a cigarette...."

i1.ytimg.com

/Might be obscure
//Probably not.
 
2014-02-06 01:22:55 PM  
www.boredville.com
 
2014-02-06 01:30:23 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Dog end.

/you poor old sod, you see it's only me


"as he bends to pick a dog-end."

For years every time I heard that I re-bent my mind trying to figure out WHAT THE HELL THAT MEANS!"

Web search cleared it up for me last time.
 
2014-02-06 01:49:30 PM  
Why would you not change your name?
 
2014-02-06 04:34:03 PM  
Blag!  It's Blag isn't it?
 
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