MasterThief: Son, you'll never be King. Or receive an inheritance. Or be respected by society.[images.wikia.com image 300x450]Says you.
baconbeard: Son, you'll never be King. Or receive an inheritance. Or be respected by society.
vudukungfu: gopher321: "Well son, it started off with me being a lying whore..."Pretty much this.Mommy's a slut.Poppa was a rollin' stone.
KellyX: Start calling him Jon Snow until he catches on...
RevMark: I'd rather be a bastard than a cheating whore, like his mother.
netweavr: So the mom used the bio-dad to force her ex-husband to return, then spurred the bio-dad's attempts to be a father for 20 years?Now she's acting all upset because bio-dad is still trying?
a_feral_duck: The guy who knocks the slut up and runs away, only to come back after the kid is grown and all the hard work of raising a kid is over expecting to be a part of the kid's life is a selfish asshole.
1derful: A selfish woman gets knocked up by a man, and convinces a lesser man to raise someone else's offspring
Lsherm: Maybe if she really stressed how much of a slut she was, it might lessen the sting.
gopher321: "Well son, it started off with me being a lying whore..."
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