gopher321: "Well son, it started off with me being a lying whore..."
vudukungfu: gopher321: "Well son, it started off with me being a lying whore..."Pretty much this.Mommy's a slut.Poppa was a rollin' stone.
Lsherm: Maybe if she really stressed how much of a slut she was, it might lessen the sting.
baconbeard: Son, you'll never be King. Or receive an inheritance. Or be respected by society.
markfara: This second letter's lots more interesting. Let's comment on that:Dear Prudence,I am a teacher at a small community college. I strongly suspect that one of my new students this semester is a trans woman. My problem is that I'm a voice teacher. If I'm right, her larynx has been affected by testosterone, and is functionally male. Even if she's taking female hormones, the voice changes that puberty brings are permanent. For example, she will be reaching her high notes in falsetto, which requires slightly different technique from that used by a cis woman singing in head voice. But even using the word "falsetto" to describe her high notes seems insulting to me, with its implication that she's using a "false" voice. I can't think of a good way to initiate a conversation about this, but avoiding the issue may compromise how much I can help her sing better. Can I go to my supervisor for advice without violating her privacy? And, dear God, what if I'm wrong?-Finding Her Voice
xanadian: vudukungfu: gopher321: "Well son, it started off with me being a lying whore..."Pretty much this.Mommy's a slut.Poppa was a rollin' stone.Mick Jagger is the father?
1derful: A selfish woman gets knocked up by a man, and convinces a lesser man to raise someone else's offspring
kbronsito: I thought the headline said 'liberal' bastard... which made this a weird because this stupid lying whore shouldn't be criticizing anyone's choices.
eyeq360: Two words: Maury Povitch.That is all. He'll get the picture soon enough.
poot_rootbeer: 1derful: A selfish woman gets knocked up by a man, and convinces a lesser man to raise someone else's offspringFark you, dude.The man who raised someone else's child for twenty years is clearly a greater man than the dude who creampied someone else's wife and then disappeared.
bighairyguy: It's always amazed me how the child gets ostracized for being in this situation, despite bearing zero percent responsiblity for it./Adopted//Probably a bastard
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