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(West Briton)   Drug dealer denies all knowledge of heroin found taped to his testicles - tells police 'some filthy woman' must have put it there   (westbriton.co.uk) divider line 13
    More: Dumbass, Buckshead, Cornish, Crown Prosecution Service  
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2014-02-06 08:07:40 AM
Takes some balls to make a claim like that.
 
2014-02-06 08:09:02 AM
No, no, no...that's not what filthy women do to your testicles. Filthy women know how to handle a pair, they don't waste time adorning your man-junk with heroin. It's not a goddamn Christmas tree
 
2014-02-06 08:14:28 AM
The man must've been hung like a horse.
 
2014-02-06 08:19:12 AM
So then the cops RIPPED the taped off without warning.

/ouch
 
2014-02-06 08:30:00 AM
Epic lols would have been had if a drug dog latched onto the drugs. Too bad, next time fark.
 
2014-02-06 08:41:24 AM
Everytime a woman tapes something to my balls, I am well aware.
 
2014-02-06 09:41:30 AM

FourDirections: Filthy women know how to handle a pair, they don't waste time adorning your man-junk with heroin. It's not a goddamn Christmas tree


Don't judge me!

/It was festive.
 
2014-02-06 10:11:17 AM
I hate it when I fail my drug teste.
 
2014-02-06 10:24:22 AM

FourDirections: No, no, no...that's not what filthy women do to your testicles. Filthy women know how to handle a pair, they don't waste time adorning your man-junk with heroin. It's not a goddamn Christmas tree


Mine is like a Christmas tree in March.
Covered in bees.
 
2014-02-06 11:46:58 AM

MythDragon: FourDirections: No, no, no...that's not what filthy women do to your testicles. Filthy women know how to handle a pair, they don't waste time adorning your man-junk with heroin. It's not a goddamn Christmas tree

Mine is like a Christmas tree in March.
Covered in bees.


I dangle 10 lb weights from mine... you know for weight loss and fitness.
 
2014-02-06 12:22:09 PM
"His father, rogue plant hire boss ..."

what is this I don't even
 
2014-02-06 12:38:28 PM
first time i laughed at a fark headline in a long time.
 
2014-02-06 06:31:15 PM
Please just cleanse that dirtbag from the planet. With fire.
 
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