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(White House)   Not news: Someone files a petition on the White House's Web site. News: To change the national anthem. Fark: To Guile's theme from Street Fighter II   ( divider line
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1646 clicks; posted to Geek » on 06 Feb 2014 at 9:33 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-06 09:41:18 AM  
4 votes:
I'll only sign the petition if this dude is required to sing Guile's Theme at all official functions:
2014-02-06 10:02:52 AM  
2 votes:
Nope, it should be the theme from Team America: World Police.
2014-02-06 09:45:27 AM  
2 votes:
It does go with everything.
2014-02-06 09:45:37 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, you can't do midi files in multiple languages, so the GOP should support this!
2014-02-06 11:26:36 AM  
1 vote:
Someone should petition for a loud speaker to be placed on the White House lawn that will play the Final Fantasy victory theme every time a member of Al Queda's leadership is killed.
2014-02-06 10:30:23 AM  
1 vote:
Shouldn't it be "Never gonna give you up"? Rck roll the world.
2014-02-06 10:17:20 AM  
1 vote:

MurphyMurphy: BunkoSquad: Bullcrap. The National Anthem should be either Neil Diamond's "America" or the sung Preamble from Schoolhouse Rock

How about something more accurate?

Like the Big MAC song.

Or the "I want my baby back ribs" chant from the Chili's ads.
2014-02-06 10:04:22 AM  
1 vote:
Lets be honest, after the whole Superbowl Coke debacle, it's not as if people have any idea what our national anthem actually is anyway. Just say it's Guile's theme from SF2, that's good enough at this point.
2014-02-06 10:00:43 AM  
1 vote:
I think the official song should be that one from the Coke ad, sung in all those languages just like it was done...
2014-02-06 09:59:48 AM  
1 vote:
And by "someone" you mean "submitter".
2014-02-06 09:24:17 AM  
1 vote:
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