Gunderson: I'll only sign the petition if this dude is required to sing Guile's Theme at all official functions:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qwKCQ4M2Nw
BunkoSquad: Bullcrap. The National Anthem should be either Neil Diamond's "America" or the sung Preamble from Schoolhouse Rock
MurphyMurphy: BunkoSquad: Bullcrap. The National Anthem should be either Neil Diamond's "America" or the sung Preamble from Schoolhouse RockHow about something more accurate?Like the Big MAC song.
tricycleracer: And by "someone" you mean "submitter".
Nemo's Brother: It is a direct rip off of Mighty Wings by Cheap Trick, off of the Top Gun Soundtrack. Maybe that should be the National Anthem.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-4XsDQYDi4
styckx: The White House needs to remove that petition site. It has turned into a hangout for virgins who hang out on Tumblr to make asshole petitions for attention.
GavinTheAlmighty: Gunderson: I'll only sign the petition if this dude is required to sing Guile's Theme at all official functions:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qwKCQ4M2NwGod that guy is so talented. His Final Fantasy VII battle theme is crazy good.
Arkanaut: Nope, it should be the theme from Team America: World Police.
EngineerAU: Come on, everybody knows the USA's real national anthem is Pink Floyd's Money./Bonus points for it being outsourced to a former enemy
Trocadero: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]
isheltoe: Nah our National Song should Hulk Hogans theme song from the 80s Real American.
ZAZ: Make it "Street Fighting Man" instead and I'll......no, I won't. However, I would be amused.
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