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(Huffington Post)   If you're easily scared off by a Big Mouth Billy Bass, perhaps burglary is not the career for you   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 23
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2014-02-06 02:03:05 AM  
If you paid for a Big Mouth Billy Bass, well, you've already been robbed
 
2014-02-06 02:15:46 AM  
FISH! FIIII---IIISH! FISH FISH!!!  FI-FI-FI-FISH!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh3ixMqAcuY
 
2014-02-06 02:17:59 AM  
Maybe it reminded him of an old friend he whacked
 
2014-02-06 02:22:43 AM  
Why are Obama voters so excitable?! Always been a source of lulz for me.
 
2014-02-06 02:32:45 AM  
The original:
i61.tinypic.com
// maybe?
 
2014-02-06 02:37:47 AM  
some people do use them as an alarm/anti-theft device
i38.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-06 02:39:08 AM  
big pic; sorry about that...
 
2014-02-06 03:36:23 AM  

Big Ramifications: Why are Obama voters so excitable?! Always been a source of lulz for me.


Are you trolling every thread with that? Why are you so obsessed with Obama?
 
2014-02-06 03:39:56 AM  

Abacus9: Big Ramifications: Why are Obama voters so excitable?! Always been a source of lulz for me.

Are you trolling every thread with that? Why are you so obsessed with Obama?



yep, every thread

your comment is 100% obviously not the worst eva troll I've eva seen.. eva

as we say in Oz: "you idiot"
 
2014-02-06 04:12:09 AM  
Big Ramifications, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
 
2014-02-06 04:19:09 AM  

Big Ramifications: Abacus9: Big Ramifications: Why are Obama voters so excitable?! Always been a source of lulz for me.

Are you trolling every thread with that? Why are you so obsessed with Obama?


yep, every thread

your comment is 100% obviously not the worst eva troll I've eva seen.. eva

as we say in Oz: "you idiot"


Considering I read the same comment, word for word, in the first two threads I've read tonight, and neither are on topic, it only makes sense that you're trolling.
 
2014-02-06 06:16:51 AM  

Abacus9: Big Ramifications: Abacus9: Big Ramifications: Why are Obama voters so excitable?! Always been a source of lulz for me.

Are you trolling every thread with that? Why are you so obsessed with Obama?


yep, every thread

your comment is 100% obviously not the worst eva troll I've eva seen.. eva

as we say in Oz: "you idiot"

Considering I read the same comment, word for word, in the first two threads I've read tonight, and neither are on topic, it only makes sense that you're trolling.

~

So.... "first two threads" = "every thread"? I repeat: you idiot.
 
2014-02-06 06:19:30 AM  

AgentPothead: Big Ramifications, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

~

RAMBLING???  A clipped, 2-sentence comment is rambling, is it? And you're lecturing me on stupidity?!
 
2014-02-06 06:26:26 AM  

Big Ramifications: AgentPothead: Big Ramifications, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
~

RAMBLING???  A clipped, 2-sentence comment is rambling, is it? And you're lecturing me on stupidity?!


If you think I'm lecturing you by pasting a quote from a movie you really are as stupid as you pretend to be on fark. Congratulations. You won.
 
2014-02-06 08:42:38 AM  
I would have bolted too.  Think about it.  It's late.  You're doing your utmost to be sneaky.  And just when you're ninjaing your way across the floor, tippitty toetty, you hear "TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME!!!"

That's got to scare the crap out of you.  Even if you subsequently realize "oh, it's just one of them damn singing fish," your will to steal is probably sapped.

The only thing I might have done differently than the thief did is that I'd have stolen the damn fish just so I could give it the old PC LOAD LETTER treatment later on.
 
2014-02-06 09:31:07 AM  
Billy has been guarding my garage/shop for years, never had a break in.  Regardless of my wife wanting me get rid of him, there he stays.  I was quite silly and odd when I was younger.
 
2014-02-06 09:36:47 AM  
I dunno.  This guy has always had a good reason to be scared of him:

i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-06 10:20:23 AM  
Burglars in America tend to want to rob unoccupied homes.
 
2014-02-06 11:31:46 AM  
I don't blame the dude. Those farkers are creepy.
 
2014-02-06 03:24:30 PM  

Big Ramifications: Abacus9: Big Ramifications: Abacus9: Big Ramifications: Why are Obama voters so excitable?! Always been a source of lulz for me.

Are you trolling every thread with that? Why are you so obsessed with Obama?


yep, every thread

your comment is 100% obviously not the worst eva troll I've eva seen.. eva

as we say in Oz: "you idiot"

Considering I read the same comment, word for word, in the first two threads I've read tonight, and neither are on topic, it only makes sense that you're trolling.
~

So.... "first two threads" = "every thread"? I repeat: you idiot.


I asked a question. I asked if you were trolling every thread, I didn't say you were. I nowhere stated that two threads equals every thread. You are the idiot here, as you don't seem to really understand the concept of the question mark. You're still an Obama obsessed troll too, as you can't stay on topic. You never answered that part.
 
2014-02-06 07:45:16 PM  

Abacus9: Big Ramifications: Abacus9: Big Ramifications: Abacus9: Big Ramifications: Why are Obama voters so excitable?! Always been a source of lulz for me.

Are you trolling every thread with that? Why are you so obsessed with Obama?


yep, every thread

your comment is 100% obviously not the worst eva troll I've eva seen.. eva

as we say in Oz: "you idiot"

Considering I read the same comment, word for word, in the first two threads I've read tonight, and neither are on topic, it only makes sense that you're trolling.
~

So.... "first two threads" = "every thread"? I repeat: you idiot.

I asked a question. I asked if you were trolling every thread, I didn't say you were. I nowhere stated that two threads equals every thread. You are the idiot here, as you don't seem to really understand the concept of the question mark. You're still an Obama obsessed troll too, as you can't stay on topic. You never answered that part.


Sounds like Big Ramifications is more of an Obama voter if he can't understand the concept of a question mark.

/does Ebonics have question marks?
//off to research the works of Dr. Elders to find out
 
2014-02-06 08:42:43 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: Abacus9: Big Ramifications: Abacus9: Big Ramifications: Abacus9: Big Ramifications: Why are Obama voters so excitable?! Always been a source of lulz for me.

Are you trolling every thread with that? Why are you so obsessed with Obama?


yep, every thread

your comment is 100% obviously not the worst eva troll I've eva seen.. eva

as we say in Oz: "you idiot"

Considering I read the same comment, word for word, in the first two threads I've read tonight, and neither are on topic, it only makes sense that you're trolling.
~

So.... "first two threads" = "every thread"? I repeat: you idiot.

I asked a question. I asked if you were trolling every thread, I didn't say you were. I nowhere stated that two threads equals every thread. You are the idiot here, as you don't seem to really understand the concept of the question mark. You're still an Obama obsessed troll too, as you can't stay on topic. You never answered that part.

Sounds like Big Ramifications is more of an Obama voter if he can't understand the concept of a question mark.

/does Ebonics have question marks?
//off to research the works of Dr. Elders to find out


I think you missed the point, and there's no reason to bring race into this.
 
2014-02-06 09:21:34 PM  
Now if he were scared off by a talking candiru, then I'd understand.
 
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