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(The Blaze)   Parking your fire engine on the center divide while helping victims at the scene of a serious car accident? That's a handcuffing   (theblaze.com ) divider line 16
    More: Asinine, fire trucks, accidents, Chula Vista, parking, handcuffs, helping, Honda Civic, firefighters  
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9673 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Feb 2014 at 6:36 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-06 05:46:52 AM  
4 votes:
From the derp comments:

"years back a lot of blacks did not qualify to get on the police dept. The government in all their glorious wisdom made them lower the standards so they could hire the one's who were not qualified. Wonder if this guy was one of them."

I was all like, "WTF?" and then came into this thread and found out it was a Glen Beck site. Then I was like "Ooohhh."
2014-02-06 02:52:12 AM  
4 votes:

fusillade762: Non-Blaze link

Another non-Blaze link

Yet another non-Blaze link

Is it so goddamn hard NOT to link to Glenn Beck's personal derpspew site?


There's really no different

fusillade762: Non-Blaze link

Another non-Blaze link

Yet another non-Blaze link

Is it so goddamn hard NOT to link to Glenn Beck's personal derpspew site?


Beck's  The Blaze made over 90 million dollars in 2013 and all it is, is links to legitimate news sites with rewritten headlines and  user comments & Beck charges $5 dollars a month for inside the blaze I  think that gets you the radio show. How that website /business model makes money I'll never know....
2014-02-06 10:22:48 AM  
3 votes:
You know what firefighters and police have in common?

They both wanted to be firefighters when they grew up.
2014-02-05 11:41:38 PM  
3 votes:
Ponch never would have stood for that kind of injustice.
2014-02-06 07:56:06 AM  
2 votes:

lazymojo: untaken_name: fusillade762: Non-Blaze link

Another non-Blaze link

Yet another non-Blaze link

Is it so goddamn hard NOT to link to Glenn Beck's personal derpspew site?

But you'll throw out npr and gawker links? Hahahahahahaha.

Yeah, because npr and gawker are comparable to this crap:

It's just the "Flip side of the coin," right?  They have their opinions, he has his, and there's no objective way to conclude either way.  idiot.


Except that Gawker and NPR don't charge for content, espouse racism and discrimination, or advocate that you BUY GOLD NOW AND I'M DEFINITELY NOT GETTING PAID TO SAY THAT.
ecl
2014-02-06 10:15:50 AM  
1 vote:
George Carlin...
From  You Are All Diseased:
"And speaking of tough guys, I'm getting a little tired of hearing that after six policemen got arrested for shoving a floor lamp up some black guy's ass and ripping his intestines out, the police department announces they're gonna have "sensitivity training". I say, hey, if you need special training to be told not to jam a large cumbersome object up someone's asshole, maybe you're too farked up to be on the police force in the first place. You know what they ought to do? They ought to have two new requirements for being on the police: Intelligence and decency. You never can tell; it might just work; it certainly hasn't been tried yet."
2014-02-06 07:59:42 AM  
1 vote:
Cool it!

stayininthegame.com
2014-02-06 07:52:44 AM  
1 vote:
If only everyone had multiple guns! Then wen could get rid of cops and there would be no crime ever!

And fark Glenn Beck and his braindead, drooling minions. They're the worst kind of scum.
2014-02-06 07:38:24 AM  
1 vote:

untaken_name: fusillade762: Non-Blaze link

Another non-Blaze link

Yet another non-Blaze link

Is it so goddamn hard NOT to link to Glenn Beck's personal derpspew site?

But you'll throw out npr and gawker links? Hahahahahahaha.


Yeah, because npr and gawker are comparable to this crap:

img2.timeinc.net

It's just the "Flip side of the coin," right?  They have their opinions, he has his, and there's no objective way to conclude either way.  idiot.
2014-02-06 07:36:36 AM  
1 vote:
Many men suffer from small p**** syndrome. Cops doubly so.

/Firefighters are hot

ecx.images-amazon.com
2014-02-06 07:06:54 AM  
1 vote:

maram500: When I read about police stupidity like this, I feel my blood pressure rising. Then I remember this CSB:

A couple months ago, I was waiting on the side of the road to cross five lanes of traffic on foot. (To say my city is pedestrian unfriendly is a huge understatement.) A cop is pulling out of the parking lot I'm next to, and he leans out to ask if I'm waiting on the bus. I explain my situation, and he just says "Hang on a sec." He pulls out to the middle of the street, flips on the lights, and gets out to stop traffic in both directions. Leaning on my cane, trying to hobble across quickly, I get about halfway across when the cop tells me to take my time.

/How awesome is that?


Wow. Nice dude, there. He probably got fired for not being an aaahole.
2014-02-06 07:02:41 AM  
1 vote:
Beck has discovered the "Real America"?? I wonder how far away I am from it, wherever it is.
2014-02-06 06:45:20 AM  
1 vote:

borg: Beck's The Blaze made over 90 million dollars in 2013 and all it is, is links to legitimate news sites with rewritten headlines and user comments & Beck charges $5 dollars a month for inside the blaze I think that gets you the radio show. How that website /business model makes money I'll never know....


Aww, who says our sense of community is dead?  Nothing unites Americans like hate.

As for the actual kerscuffle, not gonna judge based on the story (most news should come with a "based on a true story" disclaimer), but around here, firemen, construction workers and police eat up way, way, WAY too much room.  Single-lane fender-bender?  Time to close up three lanes for two miles.  Laying the foundation for a big box store?  Let's close two lanes (how the FARK did they get permission to do that??).  Car stuck in a ditch?  SEAL. OFF. EVERYTHING.

Obviously this didn't take place where I live because when the cops and firemen meet they pretty much set up a damn roadblock.
2014-02-06 05:08:18 AM  
1 vote:
2014-02-06 03:46:28 AM  
1 vote:

JerkyMeat: Cops are garbage.  The entire nation should basically weapon up and take them out.


you first...
2014-02-06 02:14:31 AM  
1 vote:

JerkyMeat: Cops are garbage.  The entire nation should basically weapon up and take them out.


you're so edgy.
 
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