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    More: Followup, DMX, George Zimmerman, boxing ring, RadarOnline, Lindsay Lohan, Al Sharpton  
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2014-02-05 09:48:43 PM  
3 votes:

Warlordtrooper: Zimmerman vs Bieber


GOD yes. 

I can be happy no matter who wins, because they'll both (hopefully) be bloody.

It won't happen, though.

/Imagine the mark it would leave on the force, as a million teenage girls the world over cried out in sorrow as their idol is punched in the farking face, and then are suddenly silenced by the overwhelming laughter of everybody else watching.
2014-02-05 09:07:32 PM  
3 votes:
The deal hasn't been signed yet because DMX's version of the contract contains a lot of rough riders
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2014-02-06 10:17:46 AM  
2 votes:

Gosling: I'm with Rembert Browne on this.


cry like a man?

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2014-02-05 09:50:07 PM  
2 votes:
Contemplate your assholes, America!!
2014-02-05 09:11:51 PM  
2 votes:
Something tells me Zimmerman might want to keep DMX away from the bath salts before the fight or he'll end up getting hsi face eaten off.

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Does DMX come out in a hoodie with a bag of skittles in his hands?
2014-02-05 08:39:41 PM  
2 votes:
Listen all! This is the truth of it. Fighting leads to killing, and killing gets to warring. And that was damn near the death of us all. Look at us now! Busted up, and everyone talking about hard rain! But we've learned, by the dust of them all...Bartertown learned. Now, when men get to fighting, it happens here! And it finishes here! Two men enter; one man leaves. And now, I've got two men. Two men with a gut full of fear. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... dying time's here!
2014-02-05 07:47:56 PM  
2 votes:
"We must be very careful not to glorify or in any way sidestep the implications of making someone whose only claim to fame was killing an unarmed young man named Trayvon Martin into a cultural celebrity or hero," Sharpton said.

STFU, Al. I got $500 riding on a cracked coconut ten seconds in.
2014-02-06 03:14:45 AM  
1 votes:

Mugato: Zimmerman, you got away with murder. Can't you just be happy with that and go away?



Zimmerman is rapidly turning into the new O.J. Simpson. I hope it ends the same way.
2014-02-06 02:58:24 AM  
1 votes:
first Kanye now DMX, is Zimmerman just walking around challenging random black people.?
2014-02-06 12:56:40 AM  
1 votes:
Someone just needs to give DMX some PCP right before the match, then stand back and let him pound Zimmy into a fine paste. PCP basically makes you Superman with rabies for a few minutes, at least until your heart explodes.
2014-02-06 12:48:36 AM  
1 votes:
Zimmerman, you got away with murder. Can't you just be happy with that and go away?
2014-02-06 12:43:59 AM  
1 votes:
DMX is just stalling until he can google who george zimmerman is.
2014-02-06 12:42:44 AM  
1 votes:

OOBE Juan Kenobi: DMX was all like "I'll take a crack at 'em"...


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2014-02-06 12:14:39 AM  
1 votes:
DMX was all like "I'll take a crack at 'em"...
2014-02-06 12:01:36 AM  
1 votes:
I wonder if Zimmerman will still want to go through with it after they tell him he can't bring a gun into the ring.
2014-02-05 11:41:09 PM  
1 votes:

PiffMan420: ZeroCorpse: CNN comments are a cesspool. There's actually a guy from Stormfront posting hate speech in there. And CNN does nothing about it.

How is Zimmerman lionized by the white supremacists again? I thought race mixers and half-breeds aren't exactly part of the Master Race.


"You're alright..."
2014-02-05 11:17:09 PM  
1 votes:

steamingpile: shower_in_my_socks: Can we put the fight promoter in the ring instead for elevating the piece of shiat Zimmerman to "celebrity" status?

I think that's the black community for not letting it go when there are more pressing matters in the black community, like murdering their own people in every city.

Solve that then get back to me about your hatred who's racism is questionable at best and non existent is most likely.


Ah, I was wondering when a race baiting asshole would arrive to this thread.
2014-02-05 10:45:18 PM  
1 votes:
Can we put the fight promoter in the ring instead for elevating the piece of shiat Zimmerman to "celebrity" status?
2014-02-05 10:43:55 PM  
1 votes:
♪ Y'all gon' make me stand my ground, up in here, up in here!! ♫
2014-02-05 10:22:31 PM  
1 votes:

Gosling: I'm with Rembert Browne on this. Imagine what Trayvon's parents are thinking hearing about all this. The only reason any of this is happening is because their son is dead. Their son is dead and as a direct result, they have to watch as his completely unrepentant killer, drunk on fame and having already profited handsomely from it, pockets however much money for fighting a washed-up celebrity rapper on pay-per-view.

Everybody involved with this debacle is sick. Everyone who participates, everyone who attends, everyone who buys the PPV, everyone that does or says anything involving it that isn't in the mindset of calling for its cancellation. Sick.


Maybe these people are secretly arranging an ambush in a setting where someone can legally beat Zimmerman to death and call it a "tragic boxing accident".
2014-02-05 09:48:20 PM  
1 votes:
DMX?  C'mon, I know Dave Chappelle on a crack bender when I see him.
2014-02-05 09:41:17 PM  
1 votes:

Confabulat: H31N0US: Why the fark does George Zimmerman think he's a farking celebrity?

In a way I don't blame him. He became famous for something pretty terrible, and now he's figuring out ways to make some cash off that fame. It seems like a pretty smart thing to do while you can. No one is going to care about him in 10 years.

I'm surprised Casey Anthony has laid so low. I would have thought she'd have her own daytime talk show by now.


Maybe she has a conscience.
2014-02-05 09:18:50 PM  
1 votes:

LesserEvil: Something tells me Zimmerman might want to keep DMX away from the bath salts before the fight or he'll end up getting hsi face eaten off.

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Does DMX come out in a hoodie with a bag of skittles in his hands?


Well, the robes tend to have hoods, so Zimmerman may have a PTSD panic attack.
Personally, I hope that 3 hours before the fight, they lock DMX in his dressing room with nothing but bath salts, five pounds of crack, and a big screen tv that shows nothing but pit bull fighting videos and archive footage of klan rallies.
2014-02-05 09:10:05 PM  
1 votes:
Wouldn't Zimmerman being strong enough to battle in the ring kind of work against his claim to fame of needing to use bullets to stop a teenager from killing him?
2014-02-05 09:07:22 PM  
1 votes:
I was hoping for Mike Tyson, a month after he's been off his anti-psychotics.
2014-02-05 09:06:25 PM  
1 votes:

ongbok: InmanRoshi: ongbok: I doubt DMX could even pass the physical for the fight

Pass a physical.  Dafuq?  You think this is like a real sanctioned boxing match for a title?

They still have to pass a physical, for the insurance company and I think for the state, just like wrestling. There have been a couple of those celebrity boxing matches that were canceled because on of the people couldn't pass a physical.


If Refrigerator Perry can pass the "physical" for his celebrity boxing match, I'm guessing the guidelines aren't too stringent.


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2014-02-05 09:01:39 PM  
1 votes:
Zimmerman Vs Bieber.
2014-02-05 08:59:20 PM  
1 votes:
Zimmerman should have to fight Marshawn Lynch.  The winner can get a bag of Skittles.
2014-02-05 08:52:55 PM  
1 votes:

ongbok: I doubt DMX could even pass the physical for the fight


Which is why I'm hoping at the last minute, the announcer says there has been a change to the fight card, and due to illness, the part of DMX will be played by Manny Pacquiao.

Come on, Zim. He's a skinny guy. You can take him.
2014-02-05 08:42:43 PM  
1 votes:

mongbiohazard: Lsherm: vudukungfu: STFU, Al. I got $500 riding on a cracked coconut ten seconds in.

I dunno, DMX is 43.  Zimmerman can probably take a lot more hits than he can just based on age alone.  Of course, Zimmerman is fat and out of shape, so wearing DMX out is really his only option.


Isn't DMX all skinny and AIDS patient looking now?


Of course. What, you think he wants to box someone that might actually pummel Zimmerman?.
2014-02-05 08:38:36 PM  
1 votes:
Yeesh, this story won't quit.

"We must be very careful not to glorify or in any way sidestep the implications of making someone whose only claim to fame was killing an unarmed young man named Trayvon Martin into a cultural celebrity or hero," Sharpton said.

Too late, Al.

"Prior to the incident, I was actually going to the gym for weight loss and doing boxing-type training for weight loss," he told Radar.

Really?  Apparently the boxing-type wasn't boxing enough considering you got beat by a teenager.

Let's replace this celebrity boxing with a celebrity episode of Jeopardy.  I want to see who is dumber.
2014-02-05 08:37:06 PM  
1 votes:
I'm sure it won't happen. DMX used to constantly no-show concerts, including when he was scheduled to perform at awards ceremonies. (He's also no-showed several court appearances.) Also, they had him advertised for an MMA fight a few years back and the fight never happened because, according to the guy he was supposed to fight, he wanted an "assured victory" so to speak.

He probably also weighs like 110 lbs at this point.

More importantly, why does a dude who claims he was getting beaten up so badly by a skinny teenager that he had no choice but to shoot him, want to prove to the world that he can take a punch?
 
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