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2014-02-05 07:47:56 PM  
"We must be very careful not to glorify or in any way sidestep the implications of making someone whose only claim to fame was killing an unarmed young man named Trayvon Martin into a cultural celebrity or hero," Sharpton said.

STFU, Al. I got $500 riding on a cracked coconut ten seconds in.
 
2014-02-05 08:13:37 PM  

vudukungfu: STFU, Al. I got $500 riding on a cracked coconut ten seconds in.


I dunno, DMX is 43.  Zimmerman can probably take a lot more hits than he can just based on age alone.  Of course, Zimmerman is fat and out of shape, so wearing DMX out is really his only option.
 
2014-02-05 08:33:47 PM  

Lsherm: vudukungfu: STFU, Al. I got $500 riding on a cracked coconut ten seconds in.

I dunno, DMX is 43.  Zimmerman can probably take a lot more hits than he can just based on age alone.  Of course, Zimmerman is fat and out of shape, so wearing DMX out is really his only option.



Isn't DMX all skinny and AIDS patient looking now?
 
2014-02-05 08:34:06 PM  
DMX is a mentally disturbed crackhead.  I doubt he knows who George Zimmerman is.  As of an interview I read several years ago, he doesn't know who Obama is.

He could be extremely dangerous or his body could be so rattled and withered from crack abuse that his heart will explode before he gets to the ring.  I'm wondering what state would even sanction a man in his condition to fight.
 
2014-02-05 08:37:06 PM  
I'm sure it won't happen. DMX used to constantly no-show concerts, including when he was scheduled to perform at awards ceremonies. (He's also no-showed several court appearances.) Also, they had him advertised for an MMA fight a few years back and the fight never happened because, according to the guy he was supposed to fight, he wanted an "assured victory" so to speak.

He probably also weighs like 110 lbs at this point.

More importantly, why does a dude who claims he was getting beaten up so badly by a skinny teenager that he had no choice but to shoot him, want to prove to the world that he can take a punch?
 
2014-02-05 08:38:36 PM  
Yeesh, this story won't quit.

"We must be very careful not to glorify or in any way sidestep the implications of making someone whose only claim to fame was killing an unarmed young man named Trayvon Martin into a cultural celebrity or hero," Sharpton said.

Too late, Al.

"Prior to the incident, I was actually going to the gym for weight loss and doing boxing-type training for weight loss," he told Radar.

Really?  Apparently the boxing-type wasn't boxing enough considering you got beat by a teenager.

Let's replace this celebrity boxing with a celebrity episode of Jeopardy.  I want to see who is dumber.
 
2014-02-05 08:39:41 PM  
Listen all! This is the truth of it. Fighting leads to killing, and killing gets to warring. And that was damn near the death of us all. Look at us now! Busted up, and everyone talking about hard rain! But we've learned, by the dust of them all...Bartertown learned. Now, when men get to fighting, it happens here! And it finishes here! Two men enter; one man leaves. And now, I've got two men. Two men with a gut full of fear. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... dying time's here!
 
2014-02-05 08:41:22 PM  
Why would anyone want to watch this? And most likely pay to watch it at that.
 
2014-02-05 08:42:43 PM  

mongbiohazard: Lsherm: vudukungfu: STFU, Al. I got $500 riding on a cracked coconut ten seconds in.

I dunno, DMX is 43.  Zimmerman can probably take a lot more hits than he can just based on age alone.  Of course, Zimmerman is fat and out of shape, so wearing DMX out is really his only option.


Isn't DMX all skinny and AIDS patient looking now?


Of course. What, you think he wants to box someone that might actually pummel Zimmerman?.
 
2014-02-05 08:45:47 PM  
Who the hell wants to see this crap? If zimm wants to box let go to the gym like anyone else and post the bouts on youtube.
 
2014-02-05 08:46:32 PM  
I doubt DMX could even pass the physical for the fight
 
2014-02-05 08:50:10 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Yeesh, this story won't quit.

"We must be very careful not to glorify or in any way sidestep the implications of making someone whose only claim to fame was killing an unarmed young man named Trayvon Martin into a cultural celebrity or hero," Sharpton said.

Too late, Al.

"Prior to the incident, I was actually going to the gym for weight loss and doing boxing-type training for weight loss," he told Radar.

Really?  Apparently the boxing-type wasn't boxing enough considering you got beat by a teenager.

Let's replace this celebrity boxing with a celebrity episode of Jeopardy.  I want to see who is dumber.


Wolf Blitzer can be Trebek.
 
2014-02-05 08:52:55 PM  

ongbok: I doubt DMX could even pass the physical for the fight


Which is why I'm hoping at the last minute, the announcer says there has been a change to the fight card, and due to illness, the part of DMX will be played by Manny Pacquiao.

Come on, Zim. He's a skinny guy. You can take him.
 
2014-02-05 08:53:33 PM  

ongbok: I doubt DMX could even pass the physical for the fight


Pass a physical.  Dafuq?  You think this is like a real sanctioned boxing match for a title?
 
2014-02-05 08:55:26 PM  

InmanRoshi: ongbok: I doubt DMX could even pass the physical for the fight

Pass a physical.  Dafuq?  You think this is like a real sanctioned boxing match for a title?


They still have to pass a physical, for the insurance company and I think for the state, just like wrestling. There have been a couple of those celebrity boxing matches that were canceled because on of the people couldn't pass a physical.
 
2014-02-05 08:56:18 PM  
May I recommend Roy Jones?
 
2014-02-05 08:59:20 PM  
Zimmerman should have to fight Marshawn Lynch.  The winner can get a bag of Skittles.
 
2014-02-05 09:01:39 PM  
Zimmerman Vs Bieber.
 
2014-02-05 09:01:40 PM  
 
2014-02-05 09:06:25 PM  

ongbok: InmanRoshi: ongbok: I doubt DMX could even pass the physical for the fight

Pass a physical.  Dafuq?  You think this is like a real sanctioned boxing match for a title?

They still have to pass a physical, for the insurance company and I think for the state, just like wrestling. There have been a couple of those celebrity boxing matches that were canceled because on of the people couldn't pass a physical.


If Refrigerator Perry can pass the "physical" for his celebrity boxing match, I'm guessing the guidelines aren't too stringent.


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2014-02-05 09:07:22 PM  
I was hoping for Mike Tyson, a month after he's been off his anti-psychotics.
 
2014-02-05 09:07:32 PM  
The deal hasn't been signed yet because DMX's version of the contract contains a lot of rough riders
 
2014-02-05 09:10:05 PM  
Wouldn't Zimmerman being strong enough to battle in the ring kind of work against his claim to fame of needing to use bullets to stop a teenager from killing him?
 
2014-02-05 09:11:51 PM  
Something tells me Zimmerman might want to keep DMX away from the bath salts before the fight or he'll end up getting hsi face eaten off.

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Does DMX come out in a hoodie with a bag of skittles in his hands?
 
2014-02-05 09:18:27 PM  
Why the fark does George Zimmerman think he's a farking celebrity? Jesus christ we are accelerating our decent into idocracy at this point. This farker should be in jail and he's pulling publicity stunts like this just to keep his name in circulation, pining for the "reality" show for which a half dozen shameless networks are biding their time, waiting until it's not "too soon".
 
2014-02-05 09:18:50 PM  

LesserEvil: Something tells me Zimmerman might want to keep DMX away from the bath salts before the fight or he'll end up getting hsi face eaten off.

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Does DMX come out in a hoodie with a bag of skittles in his hands?


Well, the robes tend to have hoods, so Zimmerman may have a PTSD panic attack.
Personally, I hope that 3 hours before the fight, they lock DMX in his dressing room with nothing but bath salts, five pounds of crack, and a big screen tv that shows nothing but pit bull fighting videos and archive footage of klan rallies.
 
2014-02-05 09:23:58 PM  

InmanRoshi: ongbok: InmanRoshi: ongbok: I doubt DMX could even pass the physical for the fight

Pass a physical.  Dafuq?  You think this is like a real sanctioned boxing match for a title?

They still have to pass a physical, for the insurance company and I think for the state, just like wrestling. There have been a couple of those celebrity boxing matches that were canceled because on of the people couldn't pass a physical.

If Refrigerator Perry can pass the "physical" for his celebrity boxing match, I'm guessing the guidelines aren't too stringent.


Perry is dead.
 
2014-02-05 09:26:27 PM  
Nabb1

Perry is dead.


Cross him off then.
 
2014-02-05 09:27:11 PM  

Nabb1: Perry is dead.


Someone oughta update his wiki page, then.
 
2014-02-05 09:28:15 PM  

H31N0US: Why the fark does George Zimmerman think he's a farking celebrity?


In a way I don't blame him. He became famous for something pretty terrible, and now he's figuring out ways to make some cash off that fame. It seems like a pretty smart thing to do while you can. No one is going to care about him in 10 years.

I'm surprised Casey Anthony has laid so low. I would have thought she'd have her own daytime talk show by now.
 
2014-02-05 09:33:48 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: Nabb1: Perry is dead.

Someone oughta update his wiki page, then.


Whoops. I thought I had read about him passing away sometime ago. I guess not. Glad to see he's alive.
 
2014-02-05 09:41:17 PM  

Confabulat: H31N0US: Why the fark does George Zimmerman think he's a farking celebrity?

In a way I don't blame him. He became famous for something pretty terrible, and now he's figuring out ways to make some cash off that fame. It seems like a pretty smart thing to do while you can. No one is going to care about him in 10 years.

I'm surprised Casey Anthony has laid so low. I would have thought she'd have her own daytime talk show by now.


Maybe she has a conscience.
 
2014-02-05 09:48:20 PM  
DMX?  C'mon, I know Dave Chappelle on a crack bender when I see him.
 
2014-02-05 09:48:43 PM  

Warlordtrooper: Zimmerman vs Bieber


GOD yes. 

I can be happy no matter who wins, because they'll both (hopefully) be bloody.

It won't happen, though.

/Imagine the mark it would leave on the force, as a million teenage girls the world over cried out in sorrow as their idol is punched in the farking face, and then are suddenly silenced by the overwhelming laughter of everybody else watching.
 
2014-02-05 09:50:07 PM  
Contemplate your assholes, America!!
 
2014-02-05 10:02:25 PM  

ARF! ARF!

 
2014-02-05 10:04:25 PM  
CNN comments are a cesspool. There's actually a guy from Stormfront posting hate speech in there. And CNN does nothing about it.
 
2014-02-05 10:07:34 PM  

ZeroCorpse: CNN comments are a cesspool. There's actually a guy from Stormfront posting hate speech in there. And CNN does nothing about it.


You're READING the comments on CNN?? What....how.....why would a person DO that to themselves?? What's WRONG with you??
 
2014-02-05 10:08:45 PM  
I'm with Rembert Browne on this. Imagine what Trayvon's parents are thinking hearing about all this. The only reason any of this is happening is because their son is dead. Their son is dead and as a direct result, they have to watch as his completely unrepentant killer, drunk on fame and having already profited handsomely from it, pockets however much money for fighting a washed-up celebrity rapper on pay-per-view.

Everybody involved with this debacle is sick. Everyone who participates, everyone who attends, everyone who buys the PPV, everyone that does or says anything involving it that isn't in the mindset of calling for its cancellation. Sick.
 
2014-02-05 10:10:42 PM  
dmx can't box

I'll tell you how this is going to go: he's just going to run around yelling "where da **** you at?!" and "ow ow" over and over
 
2014-02-05 10:22:31 PM  

Gosling: I'm with Rembert Browne on this. Imagine what Trayvon's parents are thinking hearing about all this. The only reason any of this is happening is because their son is dead. Their son is dead and as a direct result, they have to watch as his completely unrepentant killer, drunk on fame and having already profited handsomely from it, pockets however much money for fighting a washed-up celebrity rapper on pay-per-view.

Everybody involved with this debacle is sick. Everyone who participates, everyone who attends, everyone who buys the PPV, everyone that does or says anything involving it that isn't in the mindset of calling for its cancellation. Sick.


Maybe these people are secretly arranging an ambush in a setting where someone can legally beat Zimmerman to death and call it a "tragic boxing accident".
 
2014-02-05 10:29:24 PM  
WTF happened to DMX?  He looks like he has AIDS.
 
2014-02-05 10:43:55 PM  
♪ Y'all gon' make me stand my ground, up in here, up in here!! ♫
 
2014-02-05 10:44:46 PM  

AeAe: WTF happened to DMX?  He looks like he has AIDS.


He's a total wreck - which was why he was chosen.
 
2014-02-05 10:45:15 PM  

AeAe: WTF happened to DMX?  He looks like he has AIDS.


Wouldn't surprise me, his Wikipedia entry reads like a massive history of sketchy sexual encounters.
 
2014-02-05 10:45:18 PM  
Can we put the fight promoter in the ring instead for elevating the piece of shiat Zimmerman to "celebrity" status?
 
2014-02-05 10:49:46 PM  
So why is it necessary that Zimmerman has to fight black person.  Is this because he is a racist, or because he isn't?
 
2014-02-05 11:04:04 PM  

Lsherm: vudukungfu: STFU, Al. I got $500 riding on a cracked coconut ten seconds in.

I dunno, DMX is 43.  Zimmerman can probably take a lot more hits than he can just based on age alone.  Of course, Zimmerman is fat and out of shape, so wearing DMX out is really his only option.


And dmx is a crack head which means he has maybe 5 mins before he's passing out.
 
2014-02-05 11:08:06 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: Can we put the fight promoter in the ring instead for elevating the piece of shiat Zimmerman to "celebrity" status?


I think that's the black community for not letting it go when there are more pressing matters in the black community, like murdering their own people in every city.

Solve that then get back to me about your hatred who's racism is questionable at best and non existent is most likely.
 
2014-02-05 11:15:04 PM  
Talk is cheap, mothaf*cka!
 
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