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(KSAT San Antonio)   Toothpaste tube bombs are the latest security threat. Hillbillies are free to skip the TSA patdown   (ksat.com) divider line 70
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2014-02-05 11:15:53 PM
The One True TheDavid:

And yes, I just complained about this headline to the mod/amin(s).

Funny, my original post in this thread, that I cited in my complaint to the bosses, has disappeared.

And more anti-hillbilly crap has appeared.

So it's open season on (most) poor, (often) rural, (usually) Appalachian white people now?
 
2014-02-05 11:17:16 PM

The One True TheDavid: So it's open season on (mostly) poor, (often) rural, (usually) Appalachian white people now?


FTFM.
 
2014-02-05 11:41:11 PM
Okay. Fine. I get it. So I won't object when somebody insults blacks, Jews, gays, Chinese or whatever. If "hate speech" is okay by most of you I'll get used to it.

Go ahead, post a headline characterizing black city-dwellers as looters or gays as child "recruiters." I'll just sit here on my hands and whistle.
 
2014-02-05 11:45:06 PM
Wow, I didn't know that toothless hillbillies could get this butthurt.
 
2014-02-05 11:52:53 PM
And to think I just got finished reading a James Bond 007 "Carte Blanche" novel where he had a hidden camera inside an inhaler.  It was a reboot novel for modern day complete with the original M of the old days, in case you're wondering.
 
2014-02-06 12:00:11 AM
Hey, Drew do you know how we know toothpaste was invented in Kentucky?
If it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called teethpaste.
www.highlandheightsdental.com
 
2014-02-06 12:03:46 AM

Propain_az: I'm waiting for the anus bomber.  And then we all have to get our asshole fingered at the airport.


As opposed to the fisting we get at booking time?

Just found an old Southwest email - $34 each way on routes like Spokane-Portland, LAX-Tucson, Baltimore-Buffalo, etc. They're all at least 3x that now, more if you don't want to leave at 6am on a Sunday.
 
2014-02-06 12:10:53 AM
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Just another excuse by the TSA to say "We're keeping you safe.  See?"

I had a tube of toothpaste taken from me when I went from Japan to the US.  The guy seemed agitated, like I was a huge inconvenience.  Oh well.
 
2014-02-06 12:34:44 AM
Is this a repeat from 2002?
 
2014-02-06 01:05:17 AM
By the way, I'm of West Virginian descent and live in Kentucky. And I brush my teeth twice a daily (sometimes more), floss every day (sometimes more), use some icky antibacterial dental rinse a couple months of every year, get my teeth cleaned & scaled as often as they'll pay for, take antibiotics (Z-Pak lately) every time it flares up, and etc. etc. etc., and I'm still missing a few teeth with half the rest all crooked & wobbly.

I thought it's not because I'm a hillbilly because I'm poor. Going full-out against chronic periodontitis costs money: I can't afford scaling & root planing every 6 weeks, hell I can't even afford to give up and get dentures.

But obviously I'm mistaken. Clearly in America that only happens to poor Appalachian white people; so when people run away from my jack o'lantern grin they're just jealous because I'm so special. No other kind of people gets to be chosen for this, right? (The KKK is fulla shiat: some frigging "master race" we are. It's too bad I can't wake up tomorrow as a gay Black Jew with a nice pretty smile.)

The dental professor who did my teeth a few years ago told me it's basically a sensitivity to common mouth bacteria that's usually cleared by most people's immune systems, and that the tendency to periodonitits seems inherited. I can tell you that my father and his father, despite their best efforts, had dentures by age 35 (thanks, Dad); they also told me I should keep trying to hold on to what teeth I can because dentures ain't so great either.

Anyway.

At this point I'm almost too drunk to sit up: Heaven Hill Light Rum, $7.20 including tax at the local Rite Aid, is much easier to suck down shots of than toxic-waste-smelling cheap-ass vodka.

But I did a Google search for "treating chronic periodontitis" (linkypoo); those who want to educate themselves about this problem can start with that.

Or you can keep making fun of people with what amounts to a disabling chronic health condition. If you don't think having a hard time chewing is disabling you're welcome to yank half your teeth and try and finish a nice thick steak. (I don't LIKE Ensure with fiber, dammit.)

But Mr. Professor of Periodontics never told me it was a hillbilly thing that nobody else gets. Maybe he thinks I can't handle the truth?


P.S. Okay, I'd still be fat, balding, old & ugly if I were suddenly gifted with beautiful dentition. But at least I'd have an easier time eating somebody's face off, so-called narcotics or not.
 
2014-02-06 01:07:52 AM
The One True TheDavid:

I thought it's not because I'm a hillbilly BUT because I'm poor.

FTFM.

Ah tol' y'all I been a-drankin'. Pritty soon Ah maht thow up.
 
2014-02-06 01:14:23 AM

Propain_az: wichitaleaf:

Who takes toothpaste on a trip.
Or shampoo.
Or a bar of soap.

I certainly do, you nasty motherfarker!


I brush my teeth after meals when traveling by plane, train or bus. And before I leave home I shave, shower, use antiperspirant and put on freshly laundered clothes.

So I might be old, ugly, fat, balding and half-toothless but at least when traveling my hygiene is impeccable. Put me in a burka and you'd never know I wasn't a gorgeous 12 year old Japanese pop star.
 
2014-02-06 01:32:02 AM
If this were a FB thread, we'd have to start a fund to get the David some new teeth instead of just mocking the gap-toothed sumbiatch.

namatad: We need to leak serious, credible evidence of the vagina bombs and rectum bombs.
All flights will require cavity searches for everyone.
Starting in first class.



i1277.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-06 02:11:17 AM

OscarTamerz: Hey, Drew do you know how we know toothpaste was invented in Kentucky?
If it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called teethpaste.
[www.highlandheightsdental.com image 270x300]


---- DAMN YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!!
(Good to see it though!)
Except I was gonna say West Virginia.
 
2014-02-06 03:10:01 AM

PirateKing: On domestic flights, why would you bother packing any toiletries? I mean, if they're special or prescription, I can see it.

But there's probably a national-chain grocery or drug store within 5 minutes of every major and most minor airports in the US.

You can buy a new tube of toothpaste.


I've flown places and not rented a car. I've flown places and not had time to go shopping. You can probably get a new suit in any town you need to fly to, but I'd rather just bring my own.

There is no logical reason that people should need to buy new toiletries every time they travel.

We should just post a sign which says "fly at your own risk", and cut out 90% of the security theater. Oh, but planes can be used as weapons. So everyone just signs a waiver before they get on the plane---if the plane is hijacked, the Air Force is shooting it down. Let's face it, noone is hijacking or blowing up any more planes.

If you want to kill 300 people with a bomb, you don't need to get it on an airplane. You can just detonate the bomb while you're in the security line.

One of the nice things about flying from Israel is how much more relaxed the security is here. Not kidding. You don't have to take off your shoes. You don't have to take off your belt. You don't have to get your nuts photographed. You don't need to be patted down. The security lines are shorter and faster. Sucks if you're flying to America though.
 
2014-02-06 03:33:01 AM

Spiralmonkey: Would this apply to tooth powder? Just go old-fashioned and take a tub of Eucryl.


Suspicious white powder?
 
2014-02-06 06:15:29 AM

4tehsnowflakes: If this were a FB thread, we'd have to start a fund to get the David some new teeth instead of just mocking the gap-toothed sumbiatch.

namatad: We need to leak serious, credible evidence of the vagina bombs and rectum bombs.
All flights will require cavity searches for everyone.
Starting in first class.


[i1277.photobucket.com image 480x480]


O_o

please tell me that is some sort of joke.
 
2014-02-06 01:22:09 PM
Whaddaya know, I don't have to rely on decent vodka, a dozen shots of $7 white rum doesn't cause hangovers either. It would've been nice to get more than four hours' sleep, but oh well.

Stock up on popcorn folks: I've got 6 more weeks of winter to drink through. And two antidepressants, fish oil and vitamin D ain't enough pills to swallow maybe there's some antique ephedrine around here someplace. HOO-EE!

But.. Will somebody out there join me in carrying on? It gets kinda lonely being that wackiest Farker ever.
 
2014-02-06 01:26:40 PM
Had a cousin who lived in a small town in Oklahoma. Who had the blackest teeth ever. Couple of years ago when I saw him, all his teeth were gone. He said he went to the dentist and they removed all of them. He actually said that in a surprised tone of voice. He was 40 then.
 
2014-02-06 02:21:40 PM
This just stinks to high heaven of folks in the intelligence services either:
1. Making shiat up in a brainstorming session and passing it off as some real threat to further justify the chipping away at our privacy and civil liberties or
2. Exaggerating some compete BS some idiots made up on the internet somewhere in some random forum

Either way..... I'm not buying what they're selling.
 
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