The One True TheDavid: So it's open season on (mostly) poor, (often) rural, (usually) Appalachian white people now?
Propain_az: I'm waiting for the anus bomber. And then we all have to get our asshole fingered at the airport.
Propain_az: wichitaleaf:Who takes toothpaste on a trip.Or shampoo.Or a bar of soap.I certainly do, you nasty motherfarker!
namatad: We need to leak serious, credible evidence of the vagina bombs and rectum bombs.All flights will require cavity searches for everyone.Starting in first class.
OscarTamerz: Hey, Drew do you know how we know toothpaste was invented in Kentucky?If it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called teethpaste.[www.highlandheightsdental.com image 270x300]
PirateKing: On domestic flights, why would you bother packing any toiletries? I mean, if they're special or prescription, I can see it.But there's probably a national-chain grocery or drug store within 5 minutes of every major and most minor airports in the US.You can buy a new tube of toothpaste.
Spiralmonkey: Would this apply to tooth powder? Just go old-fashioned and take a tub of Eucryl.
4tehsnowflakes: If this were a FB thread, we'd have to start a fund to get the David some new teeth instead of just mocking the gap-toothed sumbiatch.namatad: We need to leak serious, credible evidence of the vagina bombs and rectum bombs.All flights will require cavity searches for everyone.Starting in first class.[i1277.photobucket.com image 480x480]
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