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(KSAT San Antonio)   Toothpaste tube bombs are the latest security threat. Hillbillies are free to skip the TSA patdown   (ksat.com) divider line 70
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2014-02-05 07:39:59 PM
TSA banning toothpaste in 3..2...

/Followed by Hudson News selling it on the other side of security at 3x the price
 
2014-02-05 07:55:31 PM
Semtex: when you really want to blow them away with your smile!
 
2014-02-05 08:01:26 PM
I've heard rumors around the web lately that terrorists are going to start using explosive devices hidden under their tongues. Since the scanners can't penetrate the skin, they can smuggle these devices past security by just keeping their mouth shut. If the TSA doesn't do something to stem this threat, we could be looking at another tragedy like 9/11.
 
2014-02-05 08:15:14 PM
We need to leak serious, credible evidence of the vagina bombs and rectum bombs.
All flights will require cavity searches for everyone. 
Starting in first class.
 
2014-02-05 08:59:58 PM
Who takes toothpaste on a trip.
Or shampoo.
Or a bar of soap.
 
2014-02-05 09:00:33 PM
And you thought 72 Munich and 96 Olympic Park were bad, this will be epic.  The there's RIO !!!
 
2014-02-05 09:01:33 PM
I'm starting to think that there is a large group of people that are frightened of their own shadows.

Just because somebody could do something; doesn't mean they will.

/ I'm surprised that they haven't started screening before you enter the airport; farking terrorists could blow up a lot more people if they suicide bombed an airport.
 
2014-02-05 09:02:23 PM
What, did somebody at DHS finally watch License to Kill?
 
2014-02-05 09:04:39 PM
Well, the British athletes are free and clear
 
2014-02-05 09:05:18 PM

wichitaleaf: Who takes toothpaste on a trip.
Or shampoo.
Or a bar of soap.


I do.  Packed safely in the backseat of my car while I'm driving where I need to get.

/Fark flying.
//Gate rape, wallet rape, lung rape.
///Said rape three times.
 
2014-02-05 09:06:47 PM
"TOOTHPASTE BOMBS! ...have you forgotten about the massive spying yet?"
 
2014-02-05 09:08:18 PM
I remember Q having a tube of explosive toothpaste for bond. That one with the Mexican televangelist shipping cocain mixed in gasoline.
 
2014-02-05 09:08:25 PM
Something informative out of San Antonio? Oh, referenced by CNN. Almost as newsworthy.
 
2014-02-05 09:12:19 PM

wildcardjack: I remember Q having a tube of explosive toothpaste for bond. That one with the Mexican televangelist shipping cocain mixed in gasoline.


That was License to Kill. The Dalton one where he went after the drug kingpin.
 
2014-02-05 09:18:30 PM
I'm waiting for the anus bomber.  And then we all have to get our asshole fingered at the airport.
 
2014-02-05 09:19:40 PM

wichitaleaf: Who takes toothpaste on a trip.
Or shampoo.
Or a bar of soap.


I do
 
2014-02-05 09:20:44 PM

wichitaleaf: Who takes toothpaste on a trip.
Or shampoo.
Or a bar of soap.


I certainly do, you nasty motherfarker!
 
2014-02-05 09:25:18 PM
Wait until someone swallows an explosive device. Mandatory ex-lax for everyone an hour before the flight.
 
2014-02-05 09:28:03 PM

El Dudereno: Wait until someone swallows an explosive device. Mandatory ex-lax for everyone an hour before the flight.


No, has to be a digital examination.
 
2014-02-05 09:29:25 PM
dammit! how am i going to fight the cavity creeps then?
www.fredflare.com
 
2014-02-05 09:30:42 PM

El Dudereno: Wait until someone swallows an explosive device. Mandatory ex-lax for everyone an hour before the flight.


So we should close the Taco Bells at the airports?
 
2014-02-05 09:31:21 PM

wichitaleaf: Who takes toothpaste on a trip.
Or shampoo.
Or a bar of soap.


Someone who's going out of the US?
 
2014-02-05 09:36:38 PM

wichitaleaf: Who takes toothpaste on a trip.
Or shampoo.
Or a bar of soap.


I have special teeth.
 
2014-02-05 09:40:48 PM

dustman81: El Dudereno: Wait until someone swallows an explosive device. Mandatory ex-lax for everyone an hour before the flight.

So we should close the Taco Bells at the airports?


More like a mandatory Taco Bell meal...
 
2014-02-05 09:42:17 PM
On domestic flights, why would you bother packing any toiletries? I mean, if they're special or prescription, I can see it.

But there's probably a national-chain grocery or drug store within 5 minutes of every major and most minor airports in the US.

You can buy a new tube of toothpaste.
 
2014-02-05 09:45:33 PM

PirateKing: On domestic flights, why would you bother packing any toiletries? I mean, if they're special or prescription, I can see it.

But there's probably a national-chain grocery or drug store within 5 minutes of every major and most minor airports in the US.

You can buy a new tube of toothpaste.


You CAN do that. If you have a rental car and the willingness to take the time to do it. Not to mention, unless you're going to be there for a fair amount of time you'll end up throwing out what you don't use. That's a waste of money.
 
2014-02-05 09:46:55 PM

Propain_az: I'm waiting for the anus bomber.  And then we all have to get our asshole fingered at the airport.


I am so farking glad I'm a pilot. My plane flies slower (and lower) but at least I don't have to be subjected to a mall cop dropout groping me.

/except for international travel
 
2014-02-05 09:47:05 PM
i651.photobucket.com

"Most people who have a heavily-armed neighbor that constantly rants about "new terrorist threats" (somehow involving underwear, shoes, toothpaste tubes, kids' stuffed animals, mouthwash, etc), would not consider that person a "Patriot," but rather a severely-disturbed psycho who is a danger to themselves and others."
 
2014-02-05 09:47:24 PM
Is the TSA getting their tips from watching 1980's James Bond?

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 09:48:20 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: I've heard rumors around the web lately that terrorists are going to start using explosive devices hidden under their tongues. Since the scanners can't penetrate the skin, they can smuggle these devices past security by just keeping their mouth shut. If the TSA doesn't do something to stem this threat, we could be looking at another tragedy like 9/11.


Stop. Don't give TSA ideas.
 
2014-02-05 09:50:00 PM

wichitaleaf: Who takes toothpaste on a trip.
Or shampoo.
Or a bar of soap.


Most hotels stock shampoo and soap in the rooms.  I understand many will give you toothpaste if you ask at the front desk, but I always carry my own because there's no guarantee they'll have it and fark using their brand of toothpaste (even though it's probably mostly all the same anyway).
 
2014-02-05 09:54:41 PM

OdradekRex: Well, the British athletes are free and clear


The only person I've heard say that brushing your teeth was overrated was not a hillbilly, he was British.
 
2014-02-05 09:55:52 PM
Give me a break... you're not going to be able to make a bomb of significant power using a toothpaste-tube sized amount of explosive.

/give me my damn water bottle back
//TSA still has caught ZERO terrorists since its existence.
 
2014-02-05 09:57:19 PM

dustman81: El Dudereno: Wait until someone swallows an explosive device. Mandatory ex-lax for everyone an hour before the flight.

So we should close the Taco Bells at the airports?


And the Qdobas.
 
2014-02-05 10:00:07 PM

gfid: wichitaleaf: Who takes toothpaste on a trip.
Or shampoo.
Or a bar of soap.

Most hotels stock shampoo and soap in the rooms.  I understand many will give you toothpaste if you ask at the front desk, but I always carry my own because there's no guarantee they'll have it and fark using their brand of toothpaste (even though it's probably mostly all the same anyway).


You realize this is Russia right? Hotels dont have toilets that flush toilet paper or shower curtains because they got stolen for the black market.
 
2014-02-05 10:03:09 PM

rwfan: OdradekRex: Well, the British athletes are free and clear

The only person I've heard say that brushing your teeth was overrated was not a hillbilly, he was British.


I'll just leave these here.... Bullshiat national stereotypes

OECD graph

I've seen farking terrible teeth, I've been to Kentucky.
 
2014-02-05 10:04:42 PM

Spiralmonkey: rwfan: OdradekRex: Well, the British athletes are free and clear

The only person I've heard say that brushing your teeth was overrated was not a hillbilly, he was British.

I'll just leave these here.... Bullshiat national stereotypes

OECD graph

I've seen farking terrible teeth, I've been to Kentucky.


flaglerlive.com
 
2014-02-05 10:06:15 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: I've heard rumors around the web lately that terrorists are going to start using explosive devices hidden under their tongues. Since the scanners can't penetrate the skin, they can smuggle these devices past security by just keeping their mouth shut. If the TSA doesn't do something to stem this threat, we could be looking at another tragedy like 9/11.


The greatest threat to aviation security is the TSA itself.
 
2014-02-05 10:09:39 PM

Strobeguy: gfid: wichitaleaf: Who takes toothpaste on a trip.
Or shampoo.
Or a bar of soap.

Most hotels stock shampoo and soap in the rooms.  I understand many will give you toothpaste if you ask at the front desk, but I always carry my own because there's no guarantee they'll have it and fark using their brand of toothpaste (even though it's probably mostly all the same anyway).

You realize this is Russia right? Hotels dont have toilets that flush toilet paper or shower curtains because they got stolen for the black market.


Just brush your teeth with vodka like the locals. Or when just sleep with your mouth open and one of the stray dogs will wonder in and lick your teeth clean.
 
2014-02-05 10:13:03 PM
I guess Tatar is sick of being controlled.
 
2014-02-05 10:14:20 PM
Man, even crest is getting into the "items you'll now have to buy at the destination" lobbying trend...
 
2014-02-05 10:18:32 PM
i14.photobucket.com
 
rpm
2014-02-05 10:26:27 PM

namatad: We need to leak serious, credible evidence of the vagina bombs and rectum bombs.
All flights will require cavity searches for everyone.
Starting in first class.


ftfy
 
2014-02-05 10:29:12 PM
Stop. Don't give TSA ideas.
 
2014-02-05 10:51:24 PM
Because of the backlash against the intrusive, illegal, and useless searches, they are now making shiat up.
 
2014-02-05 10:52:43 PM

Propain_az: I'm waiting for the anus bomber.  And then we all have to get our asshole fingered at the airport.


You usually pay extra for that, don't you?
 
2014-02-05 10:53:49 PM

wichitaleaf: Who takes toothpaste on a trip.
Or shampoo.
Or a bar of soap.


I do. I use Tom's of Maine because I like the taste of it, and I don't want to use whatever they have at the hotel. And maybe it makes me a hipster or pretentious or whatever the insult of the week is, but I should get to travel with a farking tube of toothpaste if I want because this is theoretically a free country.
 
2014-02-05 10:54:28 PM
I just had my, admittedly over the limit, tube of toothpaste confiscated today, so I'm getting a kick...

/the TSA screener called me white boy while calling for my random screening.
//apparently geode bookends from the Smithsonian giftrape shop look like bombs
///slashies come in threes?
 
2014-02-05 10:54:40 PM

The One True TheDavid: Where are the liberals and/or progressives who'd biatch if it were about any other minority group


Y'all got that god-f*ckin-A right, Cletus.

Hurry on now, mind, o' yul miss yer turn!

i14.photobucket.com

HELL YEAH I'll hold yer beer!
 
2014-02-05 10:57:14 PM
Would this apply to tooth powder? Just go old-fashioned and take a tub of Eucryl.
 
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