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(CBS San Francisco)   I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What's the n***** gonna do? He's Samoan   (sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com ) divider line
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2014-02-05 07:01:50 PM  
16 pound baby??? someone cue the hotdog down a hallway pic...
 
2014-02-05 07:06:43 PM  

some_beer_drinker: 16 pound baby??? someone cue the hotdog down a hallway pic...


Gonna go out on a limb and guess that she had a C-section.
 
2014-02-05 07:21:59 PM  
Would you give a baby a foot massage?
 
2014-02-05 07:22:41 PM  

Theaetetus: some_beer_drinker: 16 pound baby??? someone cue the hotdog down a hallway pic...

Gonna go out on a limb and guess that she had a C-section.


Yeah, but what does the "C" stand for?
 
2014-02-05 07:24:31 PM  

ArkAngel: Would you give a baby a foot massage?


Awesome
 
2014-02-05 07:40:29 PM  
"Bigger is better"

Yeah, because that's working out really well for the rest of the nation.
 
2014-02-05 07:42:57 PM  
I'll bet there's a college football recruiter over there at the house right now.
 
2014-02-05 07:43:26 PM  
We get it.  There is an obesity epidemic.
 
2014-02-05 07:45:21 PM  
Nannie?
 
2014-02-05 07:48:34 PM  
Check out the big brain on Subby. You one smart motherfarker.
 
2014-02-05 07:49:01 PM  

Laobaojun: We get it.  There is an obesity epidemic.


Epidemic implies an external source
 
2014-02-05 07:51:21 PM  

Yogimus: Laobaojun: We get it.  There is an obesity epidemic.

Epidemic implies an external source


It's true!  My sister caught it from inhaling pizzas.
 
2014-02-05 07:51:54 PM  
What?
 
2014-02-05 07:52:45 PM  
gestationaldiabeetus.jpg
 
2014-02-05 07:55:48 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: What?


say what again, I dare you!
 
2014-02-05 07:55:59 PM  
FTFH: "I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What's the n***** gonna do? He's Samoan Caramel DeLites"

that's not the preferred nomenclature, dude.

i200.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-05 07:56:35 PM  

some_beer_drinker: FirstNationalBastard: What?

say what again, I dare you!


W--What?
 
2014-02-05 07:59:18 PM  
FTA :

Mom calls Sammisano's size a blessing and a gift from God.

Dad just says, "Bigger is better."



Dad has something of a speech impediment.
 
2014-02-05 08:01:23 PM  

Yogimus: Laobaojun: We get it.  There is an obesity epidemic.

Epidemic implies an external source


And that external source is a society where most can earn money without exercise and buy food on the cheap and quickly.  Humans aren't designed for that kind of society.  Animals aren't either.  You see similar problems in zoos.  If we went to a Mad Max world, the vast majority of the obese would quickly get skinny or die.

/please note this is NOT an excuse for being a fatty
 
2014-02-05 08:02:14 PM  

Yogimus: Laobaojun: We get it.  There is an obesity epidemic.

Epidemic implies an external source


Spoons?
 
2014-02-05 08:02:38 PM  
What, was she never yested for gestational diabetes? Kid is going to have problems..
 
2014-02-05 08:09:14 PM  
My father in law was 12 pounds at birth.
my husband was 11.2.
When I found out i was pregnant with a male, I freaked out. I can only stretch so far..
 
2014-02-05 08:11:29 PM  
I was 11 pounds 2 ounces... Biggest baby born in that hospital in 25 years... Ended up 5'9" and 140 pounds...
 
2014-02-05 08:13:13 PM  
Future lineman.
 
2014-02-05 08:15:17 PM  
He's already got the first of his Polamalu hair.
 
2014-02-05 08:15:20 PM  

12349876: Yogimus: Laobaojun: We get it.  There is an obesity epidemic.

Epidemic implies an external source

And that external source is a society where most can earn money without exercise and buy food on the cheap and quickly.  Humans aren't designed for that kind of society.  Animals aren't either.  You see similar problems in zoos.  If we went to a Mad Max world, the vast majority of the obese would quickly get skinny or die.

/please note this is NOT an excuse for being a fatty


Fat people eat because of society is like blaming catholic schoolgirls for my raping.
 
2014-02-05 08:19:42 PM  
Holy fark, the comments under the article are racist.
 
2014-02-05 08:20:20 PM  
That comment section is hilarious
 
2014-02-05 08:26:32 PM  

Jill'sNipple: Holy fark, the comments under the article are racist.


And apparently the source of the Fark headline.
 
2014-02-05 08:27:38 PM  

Barfmaker: Theaetetus: some_beer_drinker: 16 pound baby??? someone cue the hotdog down a hallway pic...

Gonna go out on a limb and guess that she had a C-section.

Yeah, but what does the "C" stand for?


Crane.
 
2014-02-05 08:27:48 PM  
I dunno, Samoans can be rough.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-05 08:28:23 PM  
ArkAngel:

I bet you think you are the "foot farkin master..." Don't you??
 
2014-02-05 08:31:18 PM  

Theaetetus: some_beer_drinker: 16 pound baby??? someone cue the hotdog down a hallway pic...

Gonna go out on a limb and guess that she had a C-section.


More like a D-section, amirite?
 
2014-02-05 08:46:55 PM  

Yogimus: 12349876: Yogimus: Laobaojun: We get it.  There is an obesity epidemic.

Epidemic implies an external source

And that external source is a society where most can earn money without exercise and buy food on the cheap and quickly.  Humans aren't designed for that kind of society.  Animals aren't either.  You see similar problems in zoos.  If we went to a Mad Max world, the vast majority of the obese would quickly get skinny or die.

/please note this is NOT an excuse for being a fatty

Fat people eat because of society is like blaming catholic schoolgirls for my raping.


You didn't even read my / , did you?

My point was, not too long ago, most people had NO CHOICE but to be skinny.  There was hard labor to make a living and keep a home and food was expensive.  Now there's a choice.  And giving people a choice will mean some will make wrong choices even when they're completely capable of making right ones.  And a body designed to deal with food scarcity doesn't help those right choice be made, though it can most certainly be overcome.
 
2014-02-05 08:48:10 PM  

CygnusDarius: I dunno, Samoans can be rough.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x211]


That's toby macguire in the back = mind blown...
 
2014-02-05 08:50:32 PM  

12349876: Yogimus: 12349876: Yogimus: Laobaojun: We get it.  There is an obesity epidemic.

Epidemic implies an external source

And that external source is a society where most can earn money without exercise and buy food on the cheap and quickly.  Humans aren't designed for that kind of society.  Animals aren't either.  You see similar problems in zoos.  If we went to a Mad Max world, the vast majority of the obese would quickly get skinny or die.

/please note this is NOT an excuse for being a fatty

Fat people eat because of society is like blaming catholic schoolgirls for my raping.

You didn't even read my / , did you?

My point was, not too long ago, most people had NO CHOICE but to be skinny.  There was hard labor to make a living and keep a home and food was expensive.  Now there's a choice.  And giving people a choice will mean some will make wrong choices even when they're completely capable of making right ones.  And a body designed to deal with food scarcity doesn't help those right choice be made, though it can most certainly be overcome.


I was willing to sacrifice your footnote to shoehorn in a rape joke.
 
2014-02-05 08:52:23 PM  
Man, those Samoans are a surly bunch.
 
2014-02-05 08:55:16 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Man, those Samoans are a surly bunch.


Wild, even!

www.pwhf.org
 
2014-02-05 08:57:47 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Man, those Samoans are a surly bunch.


Bloom Co. refs are in short supply. Well done.
 
2014-02-05 09:01:26 PM  
I think Samoans are the toughest people on the planet.   Last race i'd want to brawl with.
 
2014-02-05 09:18:09 PM  
Did they name him tony rocky horror?
 
2014-02-05 09:29:34 PM  
i860.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-05 09:47:18 PM  

T.rex: I think Samoans are the toughest people on the planet.   Last race i'd want to brawl with.


My dad spent some time on an aircraft carrier in the South Pacific while in the Navy, and the life wisdom he passed along from this experience was something like this:

- When trying to get some sleep in extremely hot conditions, make sure your fingers are splayed to avoid sweat running between them - it wakes you up

- The space below decks through which the anchor chain passes is the best place to practice your accordion alone. One time the chain snapped and turned a guy into hamburger, so no one else will go in there now.

- Most important, never, ever pick a fight with a Samoan.

Much of my dad's advice is of astonishingly limited use. At least he tries.
 
2014-02-05 10:07:11 PM  
He's not heavy. He's my brother.
 
2014-02-05 10:16:12 PM  
In the video the mom says immediately that after the birth: "I was in tears"

I'll bet!

/Like pooping a bowling ball I imagine
//OUCH
 
2014-02-05 10:50:28 PM  
seriously?  no one caught the background image on that page?

i1207.photobucket.com

Survivor Westgate Center?  isn't that the mall in Nairobi that terrorists attacked recently?  on an official CBS website no less?  hacked?
 
2014-02-05 10:50:49 PM  

T.rex: I think Samoans are the toughest people on the planet.   Last race i'd want to brawl with.


But nice, if you get their sense of humor and are courteous.

Pago Pago is the ideal place for a honeymoon.  Isolated,  beautiful (at least the national parks on the north side of the island), and nothing to do but, ahem, appreciate each other.

But Jiminy Cricket, are they big.  And the guys are even bigger.
 
2014-02-05 11:07:01 PM  

Jill'sNipple: Holy fark, the comments under the article are racist.


On of the posters went by "Nathan Bedford Forrest".  So I guess that would be expected
 
2014-02-05 11:41:00 PM  
t1.gstatic.com

Samoan large boys.
 
2014-02-05 11:42:48 PM  

stonelotus: seriously?  no one caught the background image on that page?

[i1207.photobucket.com image 650x317]

Survivor Westgate Center?  isn't that the mall in Nairobi that terrorists attacked recently?  on an official CBS website no less?  hacked?


It's actually a shopping mall in San Jose that's advertising (ID'd by region and logo) but it shares the name of the one in Nairobi, so point taken. Probably holding auditions to coincide with the opening of the Nike superstore that replaced the Barnes & Noble.
 
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