Dwight_Yeast: Pocket Ninja: that John F. Kennedy did call himself a jelly doughnutThe notion that he didn't is technically correct, which is always the best kind of correct. Also, the dead-on translation is what happens when you surround yourself with Ivy-Leaguers and run things by the State Dept.I much prefer the variation most presidents now use in that sort of situation: "We are all people of..."
AntiGravitas: List fails without Evolution
flondrix: I thought that the play Hamlet was always considered one of Shakespeare's "histories", not that any of them were actually historically accurate or anything.
Dwight_Yeast: so he drafted a document which freed all the slaves.in the States currently held to be in "rebellion" and as a bonus he got to chose which ones those were, I believe.
Pocket Ninja: that the Emancipation Proclamation did free all the slaves
Langston: Well, I thought it was pretty funny.
AntiGravitas: Pft. Not a troll. Making a humorous comment.
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