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(Huffington Post)   Teen girl learns to suppress her gag reflex to jumpstart her new career. (with pics)   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 52
    More: Strange, gag reflex, Ringling Brothers, HuffPost Weird News, Tim O'Brien, human figure  
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2014-02-05 05:42:50 PM  
Well there couldn't possibly be rule 34 of THIS
 
2014-02-05 05:49:27 PM  
i218.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-05 05:53:18 PM  
she will become popular

/and for anyone watching ......after she turns 18
 
2014-02-05 05:57:56 PM  
Fast times at Ringling Bros. high?
 
2014-02-05 08:14:22 PM  
static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-02-05 09:17:00 PM  
All Haley Hall wanted was a 17-inch steel sword -- to swallow.


anguishedrepose.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-05 09:35:45 PM  
Sounds like a skill that translates into a couple of professions
 
2014-02-05 09:50:45 PM  
www.marieclaire.com
 
2014-02-05 10:14:57 PM  
Let's hear it for daddy issues.

/4 more years
 
2014-02-05 10:20:05 PM  
what's her FARK handle?
 
2014-02-05 10:24:44 PM  
Giggity.  Definitely giggity.
 
2014-02-05 10:33:11 PM  
Sword Swallowing Teens was a pretty good movie, though I didn't make it past the first five minutes.
 
2014-02-05 10:36:00 PM  
There is no way this thread can end well.
 
2014-02-05 10:44:21 PM  
 
2014-02-05 10:44:42 PM  
moneygunsweed.com
 
2014-02-05 10:47:43 PM  
Most disappointing headline ever,
 
2014-02-05 10:52:59 PM  

the801: [www.marieclaire.com image 400x300]


i149.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-05 11:47:54 PM  
ilarge.listal.com

What a sword swallower with no gag reflex might look like.
 
2014-02-06 12:10:07 AM  

elvindeath: There is no way this thread can end well.

 
2014-02-06 12:28:19 AM  

adm_crunch: [ilarge.listal.com image 480x360]

What a sword swallower with no gag reflex might look like.


Oh yes. Had a sub to that site for a short while. It's like a farking magic trick.
 
2014-02-06 12:30:32 AM  
Lots of young, fat girls learn that as part of the dating experience and no one writes about it.
 
2014-02-06 12:47:20 AM  

adm_crunch: [ilarge.listal.com image 480x360]

What a sword swallower with no gag reflex might look like.


I can have fapped to this.
 
2014-02-06 12:56:40 AM  

strathcona: adm_crunch: [ilarge.listal.com image 480x360]

What a sword swallower with no gag reflex might look like.

I can have fapped to this.


This is why you perverts on Fark are the best! Beyond crude and grammatically incorrect. Ahhhh.


/don't hurt me
//much
 
2014-02-06 01:01:43 AM  
"I was pleased that she came and told me what she was doing rather than go off on her own, so I was happy," says Jeff, a general contractor in Covington. "I had taken some pre-med classes, so I know the human anatomy can accommodate a *******, if it's done right.

BRAZZERS
 
2014-02-06 01:03:33 AM  

adm_crunch: [ilarge.listal.com image 480x360]

What a sword swallower with no gag reflex might look like.


That girl is farking magic.
 
2014-02-06 01:09:15 AM  
Kudos to her! I'm surprised how well sideshow has caught on here in Georgi.

CSB:

One of my closest friends here in Atlanta holds the world record for weighted sword swallowing. A few years back he found out that I was a juggler and invited me to perform a bar show with him. The response has been incredible. In 3 years we've taken it from a little bar show for friends to a monthly 3 hour variety show at one of Atlanta's best comedy clubs. We've had the honor of hosting some of the most incredible sideshow talent in the country (next month is Zamora the Torture King from Jim Rose Circus). Learning these arts have been a truly life-changing experience for me and I wish nothing but success for this young lady in all of her pursuits.

/csb
//southern fried sideshow, if anyone's interested
///slashes come in threes
 
2014-02-06 01:11:10 AM  

adm_crunch: [ilarge.listal.com image 480x360]

What a sword swallower with no gag reflex might look like.


So many dead kittens...
 
2014-02-06 01:13:53 AM  
So little Susie didn't have a shallow throat after all.
 
2014-02-06 01:49:24 AM  

Ed Grubermann: adm_crunch: [ilarge.listal.com image 480x360]

What a sword swallower with no gag reflex might look like.

So many dead kittens...


Ok, so WHO IS THAT?

/research purposes.
 
2014-02-06 01:53:51 AM  

Shocktopus: Ed Grubermann: adm_crunch: [ilarge.listal.com image 480x360]

What a sword swallower with no gag reflex might look like.

So many dead kittens...

Ok, so WHO IS THAT?

/research purposes.


Heather Brooke.
 
2014-02-06 02:06:22 AM  

x Mogwai x: Kudos to her! I'm surprised how well sideshow has caught on here in Georgi.

CSB:

One of my closest friends here in Atlanta holds the world record for weighted sword swallowing. A few years back he found out that I was a juggler and invited me to perform a bar show with him. The response has been incredible. In 3 years we've taken it from a little bar show for friends to a monthly 3 hour variety show at one of Atlanta's best comedy clubs. We've had the honor of hosting some of the most incredible sideshow talent in the country (next month is Zamora the Torture King from Jim Rose Circus). Learning these arts have been a truly life-changing experience for me and I wish nothing but success for this young lady in all of her pursuits.

/csb
//southern fried sideshow, if anyone's interested
///slashes come in threes


The Torture King is a really nice guy, the club I worked at back in the '90s hosted a couple of events with him.
 
2014-02-06 02:26:31 AM  

neilbradley: Shocktopus: Ed Grubermann: adm_crunch: [ilarge.listal.com image 480x360]

What a sword swallower with no gag reflex might look like.

So many dead kittens...

Ok, so WHO IS THAT?

/research purposes.

Heather Brooke.


The video quality is lacking (her site IDeepThroat.Com ran from 2000 to 2004), but she is amazing. And enjoys what she does. A lot.
 
2014-02-06 02:49:14 AM  

DreamyAltarBoy: x Mogwai x: Kudos to her! I'm surprised how well sideshow has caught on here in Georgi.

CSB:

One of my closest friends here in Atlanta holds the world record for weighted sword swallowing. A few years back he found out that I was a juggler and invited me to perform a bar show with him. The response has been incredible. In 3 years we've taken it from a little bar show for friends to a monthly 3 hour variety show at one of Atlanta's best comedy clubs. We've had the honor of hosting some of the most incredible sideshow talent in the country (next month is Zamora the Torture King from Jim Rose Circus). Learning these arts have been a truly life-changing experience for me and I wish nothing but success for this young lady in all of her pursuits.

/csb
//southern fried sideshow, if anyone's interested
///slashes come in threes

The Torture King is a really nice guy, the club I worked at back in the '90s hosted a couple of events with him.


Yeah he is. I met him at a show a couple of years back and was blown away by his performance. I can't wait see it again
 
2014-02-06 06:02:04 AM  
Was about to say something horribly inappropriate about her camel toe until I saw the dude in the header link with no farking face who set his apartment complex on fire because he was told he couldn't masturbate in his front window anymore. Sweet Jesus!
 
2014-02-06 06:42:36 AM  

neilbradley: Shocktopus: Ed Grubermann: adm_crunch: [ilarge.listal.com image 480x360]

What a sword swallower with no gag reflex might look like.

So many dead kittens...

Ok, so WHO IS THAT?

/research purposes.

Heather Brooke.


Sharktopus is about to have the fap happiest month of all time
 
2014-02-06 06:57:55 AM  
my girlfriend can deep throat  and i have the cock for it

its alright.
 
2014-02-06 07:08:56 AM  
In a whore's economy, is this any surprise?
 
2014-02-06 07:11:19 AM  

neilbradley: Shocktopus: Ed Grubermann: adm_crunch: [ilarge.listal.com image 480x360]

What a sword swallower with no gag reflex might look like.

So many dead kittens...

Ok, so WHO IS THAT?

/research purposes.

Heather Brooke.


A common misconception.

It's Heather Harmon.

Brooke is one of her "friends."
 
2014-02-06 07:17:13 AM  

F22raptom: my girlfriend can deep throat  and i have the cock for it

its alright.


Your girlfriend IS great at deepthroating....wait...NO!
/runs from thread in slow motion, smiling with handheld Taco Bell grilled stuffed nachos.
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2014-02-06 07:53:01 AM  
Welcome to the music industry!


/drta
 
2014-02-06 08:03:10 AM  

neilbradley: Shocktopus: Ed Grubermann: adm_crunch: [ilarge.listal.com image 480x360]

What a sword swallower with no gag reflex might look like.

So many dead kittens...

Ok, so WHO IS THAT?

/research purposes.

Heather Brooke.


She can eat a banana without chewing.
 
2014-02-06 08:05:39 AM  
Whar SPORTS tag?

Whar?
 
2014-02-06 09:45:23 AM  
has anyone mentioned how this could be a crossover skill?
 
2014-02-06 10:53:18 AM  

tumy4me: neilbradley: Shocktopus: Ed Grubermann: adm_crunch: [ilarge.listal.com image 480x360]

What a sword swallower with no gag reflex might look like.

So many dead kittens...

Ok, so WHO IS THAT?

/research purposes.

Heather Brooke.

She can eat a banana without chewing.


So whatever happened to her?

I miss her...
 
2014-02-06 11:23:14 AM  
 
2014-02-06 11:49:27 AM  
I'd let he swallow my sword
 
2014-02-06 03:26:55 PM  

abhorrent1: I'd let he swallow my sword


Freud frowns on your shenanigans.
 
2014-02-06 04:13:06 PM  

F22raptom: my girlfriend can deep throat  and i have the cock for it

its alright.


Weird. She can only get the first 3" of mine in.

/oh
//I'm sure she's happy with it anyway
 
2014-02-06 05:58:57 PM  

Frothy Panties: tumy4me: neilbradley: Shocktopus: Ed Grubermann: adm_crunch: [ilarge.listal.com image 480x360]

What a sword swallower with no gag reflex might look like.

So many dead kittens...

Ok, so WHO IS THAT?

/research purposes.

Heather Brooke.

She can eat a banana without chewing.

So whatever happened to her?

I miss her...


Article here. Though it doesn't quite explain the mystery, it does contain this lulzy line:

I often imagine a fan running up to Heather and Jim in the supermarket, a Boar's Head kielbasa and black Sharpie in hand, asking for an autograph.
 
2014-02-06 06:32:45 PM  

adm_crunch: What a sword swallower with no gag reflex might look like.


Wish she taught classes. I'd have sent every girl I ever dated there..
 
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