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(New York Daily News)   Massive, near-record-size python discovered in Florida's Everglades, submitter's pants   (nydailynews.com) divider line 67
    More: Scary, Everglades, florida, submitter, South Florida Water Management District, Burmese pythons, Burmese, indigenous species, water management  
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2014-02-05 08:23:49 PM
Just wait a couple of years until the anacondas start hitting full maturity.
 
2014-02-05 09:42:15 PM

2wolves: Just wait a couple of years until the anacondas start hitting full maturity.


I saw a movie about those once and it was scary, they can practically fly.
 
2014-02-05 09:42:20 PM
The snake... fell short of the state record by 6 inches...
story of subby's  live.
 
2014-02-05 09:43:00 PM
Subby just because ya took an epic dump in ya pants is no reason to brag...
 
2014-02-05 09:43:13 PM
Subby, why is your pants in the Florida Everglades?
 
2014-02-05 09:44:27 PM
subby's a chick.
 
2014-02-05 09:49:36 PM

No Such Agency: 2wolves: Just wait a couple of years until the anacondas start hitting full maturity.

I saw a movie about those once and it was scary, they can practically fly.


Plus anacondas are live birthing snakes.  No eggs for any other predator to snack upon.
 
2014-02-05 09:49:46 PM
Why don't they just release 2 of every endangered species into the Everglades? Things seem to thrive there.
 
2014-02-05 09:51:21 PM
www.wfmu.org
 
2014-02-05 09:52:02 PM
Why don't they just firebomb the everglades.
 
2014-02-05 09:52:06 PM
Florida is full of cold blooded slow moving dull creatures that grow fat while waiting to die. It also has a lot of pythons.
 
2014-02-05 09:52:23 PM

2wolves: Plus anacondas are live birthing snakes. No eggs for any other predator to snack upon.


That's the part that's really gonna fark things up.  Is it wrong of me to be looking forward to this?
 
2014-02-05 09:57:45 PM

Solid State Vittles: 2wolves: Plus anacondas are live birthing snakes. No eggs for any other predator to snack upon.

That's the part that's really gonna fark things up.  Is it wrong of me to be looking forward to this?


I totally am. Hopefully, someone will release some Komodo dragons down there before too much longer.
 
2014-02-05 10:01:15 PM

whatshisname: Why don't they just release 2 of every endangered species into the Everglades?


Because the gawddam pythons will eat them.
 
2014-02-05 10:03:27 PM
That will make a lot of nice boots.
 
2014-02-05 10:06:02 PM

wichitaleaf: Why don't they just firebomb the everglades.


Well, see... it is pretty wet to begin with...
 
2014-02-05 10:07:58 PM

wichitaleaf: Why don't they just firebomb the everglades.


Just wait for a dry year. It'll immolate itself.
 
2014-02-05 10:09:23 PM
take a farkette's word for it - the glades can be stunning in their own way - and at least some parts of the state are still foolishly dependent on water - if not the people, then Big Sugar

there are scarier invasives doing quite well in FL - at least some of the local hipster chefs are making efforts to make some of them edible
 
2014-02-05 10:10:09 PM

Solid State Vittles: 2wolves: Plus anacondas are live birthing snakes. No eggs for any other predator to snack upon.

That's the part that's really gonna fark things up.  Is it wrong of me to be looking forward to this?


MegaPython v. SuperConda
 
2014-02-05 10:10:32 PM
Pave the Everglades. Just evacuate the mammals and napalm the entire things and pave it all. It would sure as shiat getting to Miami a lot easier now that that prick Scott vetoed the speed rail that everyone wanted.
 
2014-02-05 10:11:54 PM
speaking of record breaking pythons.....
 
2014-02-05 10:25:17 PM
Don't gorillas eat pythons or something?  Just release a bunch of gorillas ..
 
2014-02-05 10:26:30 PM

2wolves: Just wait a couple of years until the anacondas start hitting full maturity.


Something of an interesting read on that:
http://www.livingalongsidewildlife.com/2013/11/an-unstoppable-anacon da -invasion-in.html
 
2014-02-05 10:27:17 PM

Gyrfalcon: Solid State Vittles: 2wolves: Plus anacondas are live birthing snakes. No eggs for any other predator to snack upon.

That's the part that's really gonna fark things up.  Is it wrong of me to be looking forward to this?

I totally am. Hopefully, someone will release some Komodo dragons down there before too much longer.


Nile monitor lizards are running loose in Florida.  Still just on the east coast.
 
2014-02-05 10:27:22 PM
Time to release the Gorillas.
 
2014-02-05 10:42:46 PM
Fark you had to kill it for
 
2014-02-05 10:43:45 PM

Oldiron_79: Time to release the Gorillas.


From orbit- it's the only way to be sure.
 
2014-02-05 10:46:34 PM
2wolves:

Nile monitor lizards are running loose in Florida.  Still just on the east coast.

No, they are as far north as Clewiston and DNR just trapped a Tegu lizard in Lake Harbor last week.
 
2014-02-05 10:47:09 PM

ten foiled hats: 2wolves: Just wait a couple of years until the anacondas start hitting full maturity.

Something of an interesting read on that:
http://www.livingalongsidewildlife.com/2013/11/an-unstoppable-anacon da -invasion-in.html


http://articles.latimes.com/2010/jan/24/nation/la-na-anaconda24-2010 ja n24

So far what it boils down to is that there is no consensus concerning green anacondas living anywhere north of the southern tip of Florida.
 
2014-02-05 10:48:34 PM
State record.  And it didn't even beat that.  This gets news coverage?

Hey, look at that snake!  Isn't it big?
Yeah, I guess it is.   But I've seen bigger.
THIS IS NEWS!

ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
2014-02-05 10:54:00 PM
(it's his penis)
 
2014-02-05 11:00:13 PM

parasol: take a farkette's word for it - the glades can be stunning in their own way - and at least some parts of the state are still foolishly dependent on water - if not the people, then Big Sugar

there are scarier invasives doing quite well in FL - at least some of the local hipster chefs are making efforts to make some of them edible


I thought the hipster chefs were the scarier invasive creatures to invade Florida,
 
2014-02-05 11:02:13 PM

2wolves: Gyrfalcon: Solid State Vittles: 2wolves: Plus anacondas are live birthing snakes. No eggs for any other predator to snack upon.

That's the part that's really gonna fark things up.  Is it wrong of me to be looking forward to this?

I totally am. Hopefully, someone will release some Komodo dragons down there before too much longer.

Nile monitor lizards are running loose in Florida.  Still just on the east coast.


Yeah, but I want the big 10-foot long venomous motherf*ckers, the ones that can eat people whole.
 
2014-02-05 11:06:21 PM
"The python found on Tuesday was killed ..."  This was a case of cold blooded murder, because ... snakes are cold blooded.  Rimshot and I'll be here all week.  Try the veal and be generous with your server.
 
2014-02-05 11:06:31 PM

parasol: take a farkette's word for it - the glades can be stunning in their own way - and at least some parts of the state are still foolishly dependent on water - if not the people, then Big Sugar

there are scarier invasives doing quite well in FL - at least some of the local hipster chefs are making efforts to make some of them edible


Mmmmmmmmm nutria........
 
2014-02-05 11:06:31 PM

Gyrfalcon: 2wolves: Gyrfalcon: Solid State Vittles: 2wolves: Plus anacondas are live birthing snakes. No eggs for any other predator to snack upon.

That's the part that's really gonna fark things up.  Is it wrong of me to be looking forward to this?

I totally am. Hopefully, someone will release some Komodo dragons down there before too much longer.

Nile monitor lizards are running loose in Florida.  Still just on the east coast.

Yeah, but I want the big 10-foot long venomous motherf*ckers, the ones that can eat people whole.


YouTube worthy reptiles is it?
 
2014-02-05 11:10:18 PM
How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
 
2014-02-05 11:13:41 PM
Watch your cornhole subby
 
2014-02-05 11:18:34 PM

99.998er: parasol: take a farkette's word for it - the glades can be stunning in their own way - and at least some parts of the state are still foolishly dependent on water - if not the people, then Big Sugar

there are scarier invasives doing quite well in FL - at least some of the local hipster chefs are making efforts to make some of them edible

I thought the hipster chefs were the scarier invasive creatures to invade Florida,


t/y - i haven't laugh/snarfed milk from my nose in a long while
 
2014-02-05 11:30:17 PM

AeAe: Don't gorillas eat pythons or something?  Just release a bunch of gorillas ..


You can't. Florida doesn't have freezing winters to kill off the gorillas. Duh.
 
2014-02-05 11:32:06 PM

Gyrfalcon: 2wolves: Gyrfalcon: Solid State Vittles: 2wolves: Plus anacondas are live birthing snakes. No eggs for any other predator to snack upon.

That's the part that's really gonna fark things up.  Is it wrong of me to be looking forward to this?

I totally am. Hopefully, someone will release some Komodo dragons down there before too much longer.

Nile monitor lizards are running loose in Florida.  Still just on the east coast.

Yeah, but I want the big 10-foot long venomous motherf*ckers, the ones that can eat people whole.


Well komodos are like critically endangered so you arent gonna have a pet one unless you are like open an accredited zoo for your own personal amusement rich.
 
2014-02-05 11:34:41 PM
on the plus side, if sea level rise achieves moderate dooms day predictions, this problem will be short lived
 
2014-02-05 11:41:15 PM
Subby has a poor excuse for the thing that bit off his penis.  Small farm animals and rodents such as his hamster experiments mysteriously missing from article.
 
2014-02-05 11:44:05 PM

Resident Muslim: AeAe: Don't gorillas eat pythons or something?  Just release a bunch of gorillas ..

You can't. Florida doesn't have freezing winters to kill off the gorillas. Duh.


Doh!
 
2014-02-05 11:46:22 PM
www.adultfilmdatabase.com
Mandingo is so happy for you Submitter he's laughing with you, not at you.
 
2014-02-06 12:01:49 AM
Has the state enlisted the help of J Lo or Jon Voight, yet? I don't think Florida is really even trying.
 
2014-02-06 12:10:36 AM

2wolves: Gyrfalcon: 2wolves: Gyrfalcon: Solid State Vittles: 2wolves: Plus anacondas are live birthing snakes. No eggs for any other predator to snack upon.

That's the part that's really gonna fark things up.  Is it wrong of me to be looking forward to this?

I totally am. Hopefully, someone will release some Komodo dragons down there before too much longer.

Nile monitor lizards are running loose in Florida.  Still just on the east coast.

Yeah, but I want the big 10-foot long venomous motherf*ckers, the ones that can eat people whole.

YouTube worthy reptiles is it?


You bet. The vids of dragons chasing down fat rednecks on Hoverounds and bluehaired old ladies with poodles would pay for the damage to the environment in a week.
 
2014-02-06 01:13:51 AM
WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER?
 
2014-02-06 01:14:41 AM
i.imgur.com

Are we going to have to?
 
2014-02-06 01:20:19 AM
Ok, I'm a moron and freely admit I know nothing about snakes, blah blah, so here goes. Why is that guy able to play with that thing without being attacked? Is it in some kind of docile state?
 
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