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(USA Today)   Bionic hand allows amputee to feel again. Buxom nurses strangely apprehensive   ( divider line
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2014-02-05 09:22:03 PM  
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You don't want the sensory ability to be TOO good. You'll lose the abilty to give yourself "the stranger".
2014-02-05 10:12:02 PM  
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2014-02-05 09:57:49 PM  
1 vote:
I never asked for this.....
2014-02-05 09:14:11 PM  
1 vote:
That's pretty awesome. But they might be jumping the gun a bit. We still need bionic hands that can move naturally and not like animatronic Disney ride characters. Though I guess maybe a sense of touch might help that rather than trying to move a unfeeling limb.

/The second they have perfected bionic bodyparts I'm going to lose a limb in a tragic "accident."
//I wanna be a cyborg, baby.
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