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(CBS Tampa)   A large, unidentified* naked man thought to be on drugs attacked several people and then attempted to eat a teen's face off. Good to know that Tuesdays are still the same in South Florida. *He didn't have a wallet   (tampa.cbslocal.com) divider line 86
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2014-02-05 09:38:19 PM
Narcotics

*twitch* I HATE that every illegal drug in the world is now referred to as a "narcotic". Somebody give these nitwits a dictionary.
 
2014-02-05 10:10:33 PM
"Well I'm not gonna pull it out..."
 
2014-02-05 11:01:34 PM
face wasn't gonna eat itself

nom nom nom nom
 
2014-02-05 11:03:03 PM

fusillade762: Narcotics

*twitch* I HATE that every illegal drug in the world is now referred to as a "narcotic". Somebody give these nitwits a dictionary.


Yeah, it's kind of like how every handgun is a glock and every dog is a pit bull.
 
KIA
2014-02-05 11:04:29 PM
There are no zombie attacks.  Please return to your corn-dogs and reality television.  Thank you.
 
2014-02-05 11:06:13 PM
Dad?!
 
2014-02-05 11:06:57 PM

KIA: There are no zombie attacks.  Please return to your corn-dogs and reality television.  Thank you.


Well so far they only seem to be infesting Florida, we clearly need to dig a moat at the Georgia line
 
2014-02-05 11:08:09 PM
www.celebdirtylaundry.com
 
2014-02-05 11:08:25 PM
if he was under the effects of narcotics, wouldn't he be sleepy?
 
2014-02-05 11:08:41 PM

Oldiron_79: KIA: There are no zombie attacks.  Please return to your corn-dogs and reality television.  Thank you.

Well so far they only seem to be infesting Florida, we clearly need to dig a moat at the Georgia line


That seems like a good idea anyway. The only problem is, what do you fill it with to dissuade escapees? They're USED to alligators.
 
2014-02-05 11:09:46 PM
Bath Salts 2:  Electric Boogaloo
 
2014-02-05 11:10:24 PM
Mmmmmm.....face.
 
2014-02-05 11:10:53 PM
Photo from the scene:

media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-05 11:11:14 PM
I knew we hadn't heard the last from Lyle Alzado.
 
2014-02-05 11:12:07 PM
Weird article.  He was okay assaulting people up and down the street... but they had to shoot to kill before he got into the gate community.  Unarmed naked dude and... how many deputies?  Aren't they trained to subdue someone in this situation?
 
2014-02-05 11:12:49 PM

LordJiro: Oldiron_79: KIA: There are no zombie attacks.  Please return to your corn-dogs and reality television.  Thank you.

Well so far they only seem to be infesting Florida, we clearly need to dig a moat at the Georgia line

That seems like a good idea anyway. The only problem is, what do you fill it with to dissuade escapees? They're USED to alligators.


Sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads?
 
2014-02-05 11:13:50 PM

LordJiro: Oldiron_79: KIA: There are no zombie attacks.  Please return to your corn-dogs and reality television.  Thank you.

Well so far they only seem to be infesting Florida, we clearly need to dig a moat at the Georgia line

That seems like a good idea anyway. The only problem is, what do you fill it with to dissuade escapees? They're USED to alligators.


Hippos, they kill more people in Africa than crocs or lions.
 
2014-02-05 11:14:02 PM

karmaceutical: Weird article.  He was okay assaulting people up and down the street... but they had to shoot to kill before he got into the gate community.  Unarmed naked dude and... how many deputies?  Aren't they trained to subdue someone in this situation?


That's a very aggressive post, you might need a shootin' yourself
 
2014-02-05 11:14:53 PM

LordJiro: Oldiron_79: KIA: There are no zombie attacks.  Please return to your corn-dogs and reality television.  Thank you.

Well so far they only seem to be infesting Florida, we clearly need to dig a moat at the Georgia line

That seems like a good idea anyway. The only problem is, what do you fill it with to dissuade escapees? They're USED to alligators.


Sharks, obviously.

/ with lasers if necessary
 
2014-02-05 11:16:29 PM
Well laser sharks could be an idea, I dont think I uave enough of them in my volcano lair to fill the entire moat.
 
2014-02-05 11:22:04 PM
I find it kind of good every time I hear that they finally kill a lunatic like this.
 
2014-02-05 11:22:38 PM
 
2014-02-05 11:22:46 PM

karmaceutical: Weird article.  He was okay assaulting people up and down the street... but they had to shoot to kill before he got into the gate community.  Unarmed naked dude and... how many deputies?  Aren't they trained to subdue someone in this situation?


Yes they trained on suspect immobilization.
But an officer of the law should not put himself nor his colleagues in any position that has the potential for harm, no matter how small.
Ordered to seize and desist (stop) the suspect obviously did not, so the officers took the necessary steps to protect themselves and the valued members of society behind them.


/please rate.
 
2014-02-05 11:25:50 PM
brucekimmel.com
 
2014-02-05 11:26:10 PM

karmaceutical: Weird article.  He was okay assaulting people up and down the street... but they had to shoot to kill before he got into the gate community.  Unarmed naked dude and... how many deputies?  Aren't they trained to subdue someone in this situation?



He was a big dude, obviously out of control, and he charged the officers at full speed. From the video that I saw, it was a righteous kill. And your part about the gated community, cops not caring, etc. is just gibberish.
 
2014-02-05 11:31:39 PM

Resident Muslim: karmaceutical: Weird article.  He was okay assaulting people up and down the street... but they had to shoot to kill before he got into the gate community.  Unarmed naked dude and... how many deputies?  Aren't they trained to subdue someone in this situation?

Yes they trained on suspect immobilization.
But an officer of the law should not put himself nor his colleagues in any position that has the potential for harm, no matter how small.
Ordered to seize and desist (stop) the suspect obviously did not, so the officers took the necessary steps to protect themselves and the valued members of society behind them.


/please rate.


Please rate?  What the fark is that supposed to mean?
 
2014-02-05 11:34:08 PM
It was probably marijuana.  Nancy told me growing up that it would make me want to rape my neighbors, eat their faces, rob them and turn me queerosexual.
 
2014-02-05 11:35:06 PM
Should've been using nature's pocket for his wallet. What it's there for.
 
2014-02-05 11:35:08 PM

karmaceutical: Weird article.  He was okay assaulting people up and down the street... but they had to shoot to kill before he got into the gate community.  Unarmed naked dude and... how many deputies?  Aren't they trained to subdue someone in this situation?


Im glad they killed him
 
2014-02-05 11:36:12 PM

burninbeaver: It was probably marijuana.  Nancy told me growing up that it would make me want to rape my neighbors, eat their faces, rob them and turn me queerosexual.


Is she really that unhinged now or are you exagerating that badly?
 
2014-02-05 11:39:23 PM
Please let it be Rob Ford.  Please let it be Rob Ford.  Please let it be Rob Ford.

*reads article*

Awwww crap.
 
2014-02-05 11:39:39 PM

Resident Muslim: karmaceutical: Weird article.  He was okay assaulting people up and down the street... but they had to shoot to kill before he got into the gate community.  Unarmed naked dude and... how many deputies?  Aren't they trained to subdue someone in this situation?

Yes they trained on suspect immobilization.
But an officer of the law should not put himself nor his colleagues in any position that has the potential for harm, no matter how small.
Ordered to seize and desist (stop) the suspect obviously did not, so the officers took the necessary steps to protect themselves and the valued members of society behind them.


/please rate.


6/10
Should have played up the protect the rich angle
/ya got a bite!
 
2014-02-05 11:45:38 PM

shower_in_my_socks: karmaceutical: Weird article.  He was okay assaulting people up and down the street... but they had to shoot to kill before he got into the gate community.  Unarmed naked dude and... how many deputies?  Aren't they trained to subdue someone in this situation?


He was a big dude, obviously out of control, and he charged the officers at full speed. From the video that I saw, it was a righteous kill. And your part about the gated community, cops not caring, etc. is just gibberish.


Cops not caring?  Are reading a bit too much into Fark these days?  The part about the gated community is FTFA:

"The deputies had to do what they had to do to disable this guy so he didn't get into this gated community and wreak havoc in there," Bradshaw said.

The phone number is on the PBSO website if you'd to speak with them directly...
 
2014-02-05 11:45:48 PM

shower_in_my_socks: it was a righteous kill


Real life is now Grand Theft Auto. Yay.
 
2014-02-05 11:49:56 PM

Resident Muslim: Ordered to seize and desist (stop) the suspect obviously did not, so the officers took the necessary steps to protect themselves and the valued members of society behind them.


"Be epileptic right now! Start shaking or i'll shoot." It's cease but I hope you knew that.  Really though the one time it seems a tazer would have been useful they go for the guns.
 
2014-02-05 11:51:21 PM

karmaceutical: shower_in_my_socks: karmaceutical: Weird article.  He was okay assaulting people up and down the street... but they had to shoot to kill before he got into the gate community.  Unarmed naked dude and... how many deputies?  Aren't they trained to subdue someone in this situation?


He was a big dude, obviously out of control, and he charged the officers at full speed. From the video that I saw, it was a righteous kill. And your part about the gated community, cops not caring, etc. is just gibberish.

Cops not caring?  Are reading a bit too much into Fark these days?  The part about the gated community is FTFA:

"The deputies had to do what they had to do to disable this guy so he didn't get into this gated community and wreak havoc in there," Bradshaw said.

The phone number is on the PBSO website if you'd to speak with them directly...


Perfect!
 
2014-02-05 11:53:54 PM

berylman: Resident Muslim: Ordered to seize and desist (stop) the suspect obviously did not, so the officers took the necessary steps to protect themselves and the valued members of society behind them.

"Be epileptic right now! Start shaking or i'll shoot." It's cease but I hope you knew that.  Really though the one time it seems a tazer would have been useful they go for the guns.


According to TFA he was tazed and it did nothing before it got to shooting larity.
 
2014-02-05 11:53:56 PM
wp.streetwise.co
 
2014-02-05 11:56:51 PM
That article doesn't have a comment section ... instead its a KKK message board.
 
2014-02-05 11:57:44 PM

fusillade762: Narcotics

*twitch* I HATE that every illegal drug in the world is now referred to as a "narcotic". Somebody give these nitwits a dictionary.


Now?

It's been that for as long as I can remember and longer (based on older movies/TV.  It doesn't meet pharmaceutical definitions of "narcotic" but it is common enough usage.
 
2014-02-05 11:59:42 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-02-06 12:02:41 AM
Also, this:
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-06 12:05:56 AM

karmaceutical: Weird article.


What, ANOTHER "bath salts" face-eater?

He was okay assaulting people up and down the street... but they had to shoot to kill before he got into the gate community.  Unarmed naked dude and... how many deputies?  Aren't they trained to subdue someone in this situation?

FTFA:

A 6-foot-3, 250-pound naked man died after being shot by a  Palm Beach County Sheriff's sergeant when he attacked  a former New York City police officer, chased a man and his young son and bit a man on the face.

Sheriff Ric Bradshaw said at a Tuesday night news conference that the man later died at a hospital but it wasn't immediately clear whether he died from gunshot wounds or from a medical condition.
 [...]

"The people that he assaulted, starting with the retired NYPD guy, the people that he chased and then the 18-year-old, said this guy had like super human strength," the sheriff said. "But he's a big guy to start with. He's not fat, he looks like an NFL linebacker. And he basically was terrorizing people all up and down this street."


So this isn't a jaywalking grandma we're talking about. I'd want him shot too and I'm no fan of the po-po.

What, is this like the latest fad? Swallowing goldfish, flash mobbing shopping malls, now getting crazy on who knows what and trying to eat somebody's face? Or is this only a thing in Florida for some reason? Should I be shocked if it happens in Boston, like if there was a snow storm in Honolulu?

By the way, thinking (okay, drunkenly cud-chewing) about another "social trend," is it the case that when you think "school shooting rampage" you think of a white shooter shooting mostly white people in a mostly white school, say in the suburbs?

My niece took a few sociology classes, maybe we can get her an MA talking about this kind of thing.

"In this paper I will contrast and compare Floridian face-eaters, suburban school-shooters and drunken middle-aged wankers on Fark." At least I could help her with part of that...
 
2014-02-06 12:06:48 AM

Oldiron_79: burninbeaver: It was probably marijuana.  Nancy told me growing up that it would make me want to rape my neighbors, eat their faces, rob them and turn me queerosexual.

Is she really that unhinged now or are you exagerating that badly?


Well I figured the language I was using was a dead giveaway. However, I was lead to believe at a young age that very bad things would happen if I smoked just one "marijuana cigarette."
 
2014-02-06 12:08:21 AM

mikaloyd: I find it kind of good every time I hear that they finally kill a lunatic like this.


I dunno, maybe he should be carefully taken care of for the rest of his life. But in a zoo, not a prison or mental hospital.

"MOM. You said Zombieland would be next! I already bought troll brains to feed him!"
 
2014-02-06 12:09:54 AM

burninbeaver: It was probably marijuana.  Nancy told me growing up that it would make me want to rape my neighbors, eat their faces, rob them and turn me queerosexual.


Actually weed is one drug I wouldn't suspect. Thorazine is another.
 
2014-02-06 12:10:12 AM
Wait, according to TFA, the original face-eating bath salts guy was only high on weed? Seriously??
 
2014-02-06 12:11:34 AM

karmaceutical: Weird article.  He was okay assaulting people up and down the street... but they had to shoot to kill before he got into the gate community.  Unarmed naked dude and... how many deputies?  Aren't they trained to subdue someone in this situation?


Ew, would YOU want to go hands on with him?
 
2014-02-06 12:13:16 AM
karmaceutical:

The part about the gated community is FTFA:

"The deputies had to do what they had to do to disable this guy so he didn't get into this gated community and wreak havoc in there," Bradshaw said.


Well that's wrong too, even to a class war commie like me. They should have shot him earlier.

If I ever "turn into the Hulk" and start eating people's faces I hope somebody will shoot me like a rabid dog.
 
2014-02-06 12:14:38 AM
this is the logical progression when potheads run out of Funyuns. Next they'll be eating video games and babies.
 
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