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(WTFark)   Thin Mints, Samoas, and Trefoils are no match for Hot Lead. WTFark explains   (ora.tv) divider line 90
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2014-02-05 04:20:07 PM  
imageshack.com

Had to dust my 'shoop skills to update that image.

/Need the real Rann_Xerox...
 
2014-02-05 04:20:52 PM  
static.fjcdn.com

Go back to greening trollbait. FarkTV isn't going to be a thing.
 
2014-02-05 04:20:56 PM  

AgentKGB: CSB:

I was in the theatre to see the Hulk (2003) movie the day it came out. We'd just gotten into our seats when this local tv  news crew comes in. (Producer, Cameraperson, assistant). The producer goes up to the front, claps her hands and tells us that we're going to help each other out. She needs a minute or two of footage of really really excited people who are chomping at the bit to see this movie and in exchange we'll get free stuff.  So people did Hulk impressions, did the wave, cheered, hammed it up etc.

That's what this woman's delivery reminds me of. Someone put in front of a camera and told to "act wacky!"


blondesearch.ru
 
2014-02-05 04:21:37 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: AgentKGB: I gave it another try to try and help Drew out.

Me, too.  This is the last time, though.  It's just FarkTV, steadfastly refusing the more-or-less dignified death that is obviously too good for it.  Enough is enough.


Yeah that's my last WTFark episode as well. I appreciate that they were willing to try something new but it's just not working. Every WTFark thread I've seen I'd say 90%+ of the comments can be boiled down to "That was awful. Please no more". There's nothing wrong with trying something new but sometimes you have to shelf an idea because as good as it was in your head it's just not working.

CSB:

There's a local game shop here that I hang out in sometimes and one day this I'd say 19 ish year old kid (with his arm in a cast) comes in proclaiming that he's got a fantastic new idea and is going to make a billion dollars. The idea? D20 Skateboarding: The Game! Yes, with level ups (up to level 20) and everything. He got people to test it out and everyone gave him the same basic feedback. "This is terrible. Please no more". So he'd go home, tweak a few things, add/remove a few rules and come back the next day with his new version which is SOOOO much better etc. He'd get a lot of the same feedback and the cycle would repeat again.

Eventually he did shelve the idea (after getting to something like version 7 or 8 .1 revision at a time). Mostly because his arm healed up and he could skateboard again. Once he could skateboard again he realized how bad his paper version was and shelved it himself.

Like I said, I appreciate that they're trying something new but WTFark is terrible. The longer it goes on the worse it makes Fark itself look. Please, put it out to pasture.
 
2014-02-05 04:21:51 PM  

dj_bigbird: A badwords warning would be nice.

And holy hell, that was awful.


are you in grade school?
 
2014-02-05 04:24:03 PM  

AgentKGB: Benevolent Misanthrope: AgentKGB: I gave it another try to try and help Drew out.

Me, too.  This is the last time, though.  It's just FarkTV, steadfastly refusing the more-or-less dignified death that is obviously too good for it.  Enough is enough.

Yeah that's my last WTFark episode as well. I appreciate that they were willing to try something new but it's just not working. Every WTFark thread I've seen I'd say 90%+ of the comments can be boiled down to "That was awful. Please no more". There's nothing wrong with trying something new but sometimes you have to shelf an idea because as good as it was in your head it's just not working.

CSB:

There's a local game shop here that I hang out in sometimes and one day this I'd say 19 ish year old kid (with his arm in a cast) comes in proclaiming that he's got a fantastic new idea and is going to make a billion dollars. The idea? D20 Skateboarding: The Game! Yes, with level ups (up to level 20) and everything. He got people to test it out and everyone gave him the same basic feedback. "This is terrible. Please no more". So he'd go home, tweak a few things, add/remove a few rules and come back the next day with his new version which is SOOOO much better etc. He'd get a lot of the same feedback and the cycle would repeat again.

Eventually he did shelve the idea (after getting to something like version 7 or 8 .1 revision at a time). Mostly because his arm healed up and he could skateboard again. Once he could skateboard again he realized how bad his paper version was and shelved it himself.

Like I said, I appreciate that they're trying something new but WTFark is terrible. The longer it goes on the worse it makes Fark itself look. Please, put it out to pasture.


I'm betting there's a contract in place and we won't see these go away until the contract expires, no matter what the Fark readership has to say about it.
 
2014-02-05 04:24:28 PM  
i want to know who I can pay to get one of my comments mentioned.  I shamelessly seek attention in any way possible, and am willing to pay cash.
 
2014-02-05 04:27:16 PM  

machoprogrammer: AgentKGB: CSB:

I was in the theatre to see the Hulk (2003) movie the day it came out. We'd just gotten into our seats when this local tv  news crew comes in. (Producer, Cameraperson, assistant). The producer goes up to the front, claps her hands and tells us that we're going to help each other out. She needs a minute or two of footage of really really excited people who are chomping at the bit to see this movie and in exchange we'll get free stuff.  So people did Hulk impressions, did the wave, cheered, hammed it up etc.

That's what this woman's delivery reminds me of. Someone put in front of a camera and told to "act wacky!"

Did you get anything cool?

WTFark is really stupid by the way


A silkscreened t-shirt that "went missing" when "friends" helped me move. :(

Two16: AgentKGB: CSB:

I was in the theatre to see the Hulk (2003) movie the day it came out. We'd just gotten into our seats when this local tv  news crew comes in. (Producer, Cameraperson, assistant). The producer goes up to the front, claps her hands and tells us that we're going to help each other out. She needs a minute or two of footage of really really excited people who are chomping at the bit to see this movie and in exchange we'll get free stuff.  So people did Hulk impressions, did the wave, cheered, hammed it up etc.

That's what this woman's delivery reminds me of. Someone put in front of a camera and told to "act wacky!"

[blondesearch.ru image 480x360]


LOL
 
2014-02-05 04:29:08 PM  

chitownmike: dj_bigbird: A badwords warning would be nice.

And holy hell, that was awful.

are you in grade school?


No, at work and when bad words blast out of my speakers (followed by gun shots), it's not so good.
 
2014-02-05 04:32:29 PM  

dj_bigbird: chitownmike: dj_bigbird: A badwords warning would be nice.

And holy hell, that was awful.

are you in grade school?

No, at work and when bad words blast out of my speakers (followed by gun shots), it's not so good.


Turn the volume down
 
2014-02-05 04:32:36 PM  

aerojockey: i want to know who I can pay to get one of my comments mentioned.  I shamelessly seek attention in any way possible, and am willing to pay cash.


perform sexual gratification in a satisfactory manor to one of the modmins
 
2014-02-05 04:37:20 PM  
HOLY SH-T you guys!

Walgreens sells Samoas now.  Yes, they're packaged in the store-brand boxes, but if these things didn't come off the same factory line, I'll eat my hat.

No more being a victim to Girl Scout extortion, we can eat them year round now.
 
2014-02-05 04:40:49 PM  
And here I thought Maron got owned by the filter, last time I make that mistake.
 
2014-02-05 04:47:22 PM  
I read that as "hot load", and then I realized the age group wasn't good. I should hang myself now.
 
2014-02-05 05:35:33 PM  
Too Soon?
i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-05 05:45:46 PM  
Visiting WTFark is like letting a pack of untalented liberal arts majors jizz in my hair while eating Malomars out of season.
 
2014-02-05 05:46:52 PM  
That was really bad.
 
2014-02-05 06:00:20 PM  
Now tried 2 WTFark links. After about 10 seconds I've lost the story and all I can think is "WHO IS THIS IRRITATING PERSON!"

Not going back until she's gone.
 
2014-02-05 06:10:14 PM  
I'll keep giving them a try.  I just hope they get less trying.
 
2014-02-05 06:17:21 PM  
So no FARK headline or comments. WTF?
 
2014-02-05 06:29:12 PM  

aerojockey: i want to know who I can pay to get one of my comments mentioned.  I shamelessly seek attention in any way possible, and am willing to pay cash.


I've heard being a gay atheist Libertarian who refuses to tip in restaurants helps.

It also doesn't hurt to mention furries anr/or bronies in one of your posts.
 
2014-02-05 06:31:28 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Visiting WTFark is like letting a pack of untalented liberal arts majors jizz in my hair while eating Malomars out of season.


What if it's Mallomar season in the Southern Hemisphere?
 
2014-02-05 06:43:03 PM  
Came for Monty Python reference...leaving unsatisfied.
 
2014-02-05 06:43:14 PM  
Sharp knees
Stallone face
Etc.
 
2014-02-05 06:48:14 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Visiting WTFark is like letting a pack of untalented liberal arts majors jizz in my hair while eating Malomars out of season.


www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-02-05 06:53:35 PM  
This was topical and fresh. I'm going to show it to my grandma because this deserves to go viral.
 
2014-02-05 06:58:13 PM  

Uzzah: If this is what "Fark" is supposed to be like, I would assume it's full of people spouting out of date catchphrases and extremely obvious, uncreative "jokes."


img.fark.net

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 07:12:35 PM  
Didn't that story come out last week? If they want this WTFark thing to be something, they need to be more current. Making videos about stories that were on Fark the week earlier isn't being current.
 
2014-02-05 07:57:00 PM  
That was awful.
 
2014-02-05 08:14:01 PM  

2wolves: I'll keep giving them a try.  I just hope they get less trying.


Why would you keep willfully doing something you don't like? What's the point?
 
2014-02-05 09:45:28 PM  
please stop
 
2014-02-05 09:54:51 PM  

Disgruntled Goat: 2wolves: I'll keep giving them a try.  I just hope they get less trying.

Why would you keep willfully doing something you don't like? What's the point?


I didn't like the Beatles until Revolver.
 
2014-02-05 09:56:17 PM  
Soon, we won't be able to comment on these, just like what happened with sponsored headlines.
 
2014-02-05 10:04:47 PM  
Fark it Jake, it's Temecula.
 
2014-02-05 10:46:02 PM  

Stinkyy: Soon, we won't be able to comment on these, just like what happened with sponsored headlines.


I don't even see the sponsored headlines anymore. Just a blank space on the Main where a link might go.
 
2014-02-06 10:10:35 AM  

2wolves: Disgruntled Goat: 2wolves: I'll keep giving them a try.  I just hope they get less trying.

Why would you keep willfully doing something you don't like? What's the point?

I didn't like the Beatles until Revolver.


Ditto. They ditched pop and started innovating.
 
2014-02-06 11:52:10 AM  

NoseBrain: HOLY SH-T you guys!

Walgreens sells Samoas now.  Yes, they're packaged in the store-brand boxes, but if these things didn't come off the same factory line, I'll eat my hat.

No more being a victim to Girl Scout extortion, we can eat them year round now.


This, this changes everything?

Samoas are my "favorite" only in that they're the least vile and stale of GSA's offerings.  And they've got chocolate in them.  But they're still not very good.
 
2014-02-06 01:04:52 PM  
I would like to remind Drew that TORTURE is prohibited by several international treaties.
 
2014-02-06 01:11:53 PM  
Not amused.

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-07 02:11:18 AM  

dj_spanmaster: 2wolves: Disgruntled Goat: 2wolves: I'll keep giving them a try.  I just hope they get less trying.

Why would you keep willfully doing something you don't like? What's the point?

I didn't like the Beatles until Revolver.

Ditto. They ditched pop and started innovating. dropped acid.


FTFY
 
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