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(Mandatory)   This map names the worst person from each state. Except Mizzura. I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Mizzura   (mandatory.com) divider line 267
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2014-02-05 02:34:21 PM  
Was Aaron Burr (New Jersey) traitor? I know he shot Hamilton in a duel but that was consensual. Did he do something else.
 
2014-02-05 02:38:50 PM  

johnryan51: Was Aaron Burr (New Jersey) traitor? I know he shot Hamilton in a duel but that was consensual. Did he do something else.


He tried to lead a 2nd revolution out west.
 
2014-02-05 02:41:56 PM  
All I get is the initial map, then "You're bored keep clicking".
 
2014-02-05 02:42:33 PM  
The Sundance Kid is hardly the worst person from Pennsylvania. You have the entire City of Philadelphia to choose from.

And Rick Santorum.
 
2014-02-05 02:43:45 PM  
Wooo!
Zodiac!

In your FACE, other states!
 
2014-02-05 02:44:46 PM  
Who the hell was Apache Kid?

Sheriff Joe is by far the worst person ever in Arizona, unless Hitler spent a winter here in the 20s.
 
2014-02-05 02:51:03 PM  
"Cameron Willingham"

Yes, a guy who was most likely falsely accused by the state of Texas and executed is the worst person from Oklahoma.

Dipsh*ts.
 
2014-02-05 02:54:35 PM  

Blues_X: "Cameron Willingham"

Yes, a guy who was most likely falsely accused by the state of Texas and executed is the worst person from Oklahoma.

Dipsh*ts.


Was coming here to say the same thing.
 
2014-02-05 02:57:05 PM  

Honest Bender: Wooo!
Zodiac!

In your FACE, other states!


You're sooo lucky! McVeigh lived about 20 miles from my house in Buffalo. I always felt bad for his dad. He was a veteran and loved America.
 
2014-02-05 03:07:52 PM  
Rife with inaccuracies. Machine Gun Kelly was only arrested in Tennessee. He was from Chicago and operated all over the MidWest.
 
2014-02-05 03:10:26 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: All I get is the initial map, then "You're bored keep clicking".


same here
 
2014-02-05 03:28:17 PM  
Not a single woman, as far as I can tell.

Way to go, testosterone.
 
2014-02-05 03:51:59 PM  
Ohio is Manson, with Dahmer listed for Wisconsin? WTF put this together?
 
2014-02-05 04:01:19 PM  

twistedmetal: Blues_X: "Cameron Willingham"

Yes, a guy who was most likely falsely accused by the state of Texas and executed is the worst person from Oklahoma.

Dipsh*ts.

Was coming here to say the same thing.


Likewise.
 
2014-02-05 04:07:04 PM  

Speaker2Animals: Ohio is Manson, with Dahmer listed for Wisconsin? WTF put this together?


Probably assigned them to those states since that's where they were born.

Surprisingly, Oregon is pretty spot-on. Randall Woodfield (aka The I-5 Killer) was born in Oregon & committed quite a few of his crimes there. And is currently incarcerated in the Oregon State Penitentiary.
 
2014-02-05 04:10:54 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Probably assigned them to those states since that's where they were born.


Why Texas got Ramirez instead of CA
 
2014-02-05 04:16:16 PM  

baka-san: Bathia_Mapes: Probably assigned them to those states since that's where they were born.

Why Texas got Ramirez instead of CA


And Ted Bundy got Vermont because that's where he was born instead of Washington, where he committed the majority of his murders.
 
2014-02-05 04:17:25 PM  

miss diminutive: Not a single woman, as far as I can tell.

Way to go, testosterone.


Aileen Wuornos is on the map.
 
2014-02-05 04:19:51 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: johnryan51: Was Aaron Burr (New Jersey) traitor? I know he shot Hamilton in a duel but that was consensual. Did he do something else.

He tried to lead a 2nd revolution out west.


He was to lead a privateering mission in an effort to provoke a weakened spain to a war they would lose. At worst.  Even Andrew Jackson pledged assistance (most people saw a war with Spain as inevitable). Because at his time, "Out west" was Spanish territory.

He suffered from having killed Hamilton (who most would say had it coming from more people than just Aaron Burr) who still had low friends in high places and by Jefferson who feared him.

Most historians have to accept that there was no evidence linking Burr to treason. He was acquitted four times. The only evidence presented was admitted to have been doctored and written by the person who presented it to the court.

FREE AARON BURR! Or something.

Also, list fails for not making  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Kehoe the worst in Michigan.
 
2014-02-05 04:31:53 PM  
How come Colorado gets TWO worst persons?
 
2014-02-05 04:37:37 PM  
You had your chance, Hawaii, and you blew it.
 
2014-02-05 04:39:21 PM  
Mizzura is easy to recognize.

It's the state with the Hoof.
 
2014-02-05 04:40:39 PM  
New Hampshire had one of the first mass murderers.

I was expecting them to list Adam Sandler.
 
2014-02-05 04:41:01 PM  

CruiserTwelve: How come Colorado gets TWO worst persons?


1. The guy who made weed illegal in the first place
2. The guy that decided that Colorado should have 3.2 beer
 
2014-02-05 04:42:09 PM  
Jim Jones?  Are you not familiar with Joe Jackson?
 
2014-02-05 04:42:15 PM  
And Missouri's isn't Rush Limbaugh? Slipping, cartographer. SLIPPING.
 
2014-02-05 04:42:23 PM  
Henry Louis Wallace? Really?! Not Pee Wee Gaskins and/or Strom Thurmond? WTH?
 
2014-02-05 04:42:54 PM  
Is this Mandatory site a new Fark sponsor?
 
2014-02-05 04:42:58 PM  
Shouldn't all of the former confederate states be blue for traitor?
 
2014-02-05 04:42:58 PM  

whidbey: Mizzura is easy to recognize.

It's the state with the Hoof.

and mizzura boat rides

 
2014-02-05 04:43:05 PM  
The worst person from each state is all of them.
 
2014-02-05 04:43:10 PM  
Michigan gets the lady from Monster.  Works for me.
 
2014-02-05 04:43:31 PM  
Yeah, you gotta give Jim Jones the nod over Charles Manson.  His cult was far better at killing.
 
2014-02-05 04:43:39 PM  
aaron burr can't possibly be worse than snookie.
 
2014-02-05 04:43:54 PM  
According to the map, Hawaii's worst person is Raymond Fernandez. I've lived in Hawaii my whole life, and I've never heard of the fellow. Obviously the map is wrong. Hawaii's worst person is this pig:
media.heavy.com
 
2014-02-05 04:44:07 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Yeah, you gotta give Jim Jones the nod over Charles Manson.  His cult was far better at killing.


Nevermind.  I thought Manson was a Hoosier.
 
2014-02-05 04:44:39 PM  
I would've liked each state being a link to that person's Wikipedia entry or something.
 
2014-02-05 04:44:56 PM  

Atomic Spunk: According to the map, Hawaii's worst person is Raymond Fernandez. I've lived in Hawaii my whole life, and I've never heard of the fellow. Obviously the map is wrong. Hawaii's worst person is this pig:
[media.heavy.com image 640x799]


Pretty hot, brah.
 
2014-02-05 04:45:11 PM  

AtticusFinchEsq: And Missouri's isn't Rush Limbaugh? Slipping, cartographer. SLIPPING.


Well obviously he is a great man, and so is was his grandfather, apparently enough to name a courthouse after him.

www.semissourian.com
 
2014-02-05 04:45:16 PM  
No Carr Brothers for Kansas?  C'mon, Dennis Rader was a lightweight.
 
2014-02-05 04:45:33 PM  
Kentucky gets Donald Harvey, who was born in Ohio. Dafuq?
 
2014-02-05 04:46:29 PM  

Hz so good: Henry Louis Wallace? Really?! Not Pee Wee Gaskins and/or Strom Thurmond? WTH?


Well I mean Wallace got demonized during the whole Red Commie Scare bullshiat, and ignorance tends to be generational.

Look, I'm just trying to give these water-carriers the benefit of the doubt.
 
2014-02-05 04:47:02 PM  
I can't get it to load.  Who did Washington get then, if not Bundy?
 
2014-02-05 04:48:06 PM  
And no way Michael Swango (whoever he was) trumps Dixy Lee Ray or Tim Eyman.

Also, tfa is the worst online web page I've ever seen.
 
2014-02-05 04:48:33 PM  
I felt like it was missing one thing...

i1078.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-05 04:48:55 PM  
No love for Whitey from Winter Hill?
 
2014-02-05 04:49:11 PM  

johnryan51: Was Aaron Burr (New Jersey) traitor? I know he shot Hamilton in a duel but that was consensual. Did he do something else.


He tried to get a bunch of western territories to succeed, and to form a new country, with him as the supreme leader.  I have absolutely no idea if that was a realistic goal, or if he was a crazy guy.
 
2014-02-05 04:49:30 PM  
As the birthplace of the zodiac killer is unknown, can we have Michael Bay for California?
 
2014-02-05 04:49:35 PM  
It's really a shame that I know of very few people on that map that weren't serial killers or outlaws.  And I have to absolutely agree with the Colorado choice, even though it's two people.  It's really a shame they didn't kill themselves BEFORE the rampage.
 
2014-02-05 04:49:44 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: And Ted Bundy got Vermont because that's where he was born instead of Washington, where he committed the majority of his murders.


This confused me at first.  Who the hell is Michael Swango?

/off to Google...
 
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