EffervescingElephant: There is one critical thing you always need to remember...You Can NEVER Put Too Much Water in A Nuclear Reactor!!//That is all
Freudian_slipknot: My ex went through that program.Rampant cheating would explain how someone who otherwise failed so spectacularly at life managed to pass.Only to be booted a couple years later for gross mental and emotional problems....
Descartes: After reviewing the exam, I can see why they cheated.Instructions: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions. Time limit 4 hours. Begin immediately. Work in numerical order. Equipment remaining from question #1 may prove useful in questions #3 and #6.1. Medicine. You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have 15 minutes.2. History. Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day. Concentrate especially but not exclusively on its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, America, and Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.3. Public Speaking. Two thousand drug-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin and Greek.4. Biology. Create life. Estimate the difference in subsequent human culture if this form of life had been created 500 million years earlier. Pay special attention to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary System.5. Music. Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.6. Engineering. The disassembled parts of a high power rifle have been placed in a box on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual printed in Swahili. In 10 minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel is appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision.7. Sociology. What sociological problems might accompany the end of the world? Construct and experiment to test your theory.8. Management Science. Define management. Define science. How do they relate? Create a generalized algorithm to optimize all managerial decisions. Assuming a Cray X-MP supercomputer supporting 50 terminals, each terminal to activate your algorithm, design the communications interface and all necessary control problems.9. ...
Weatherkiss: In which case we'll have $2 million worth of drinking birdies collecting dust in storage even though the Navy doesn't need any more.
WhiteCrane: I was an electronics tech/Reactor operator on subs. Went through training starting in 1986.[...] Looking back on it, I frequently wish I'd followed the guy who said heck with it, told them he quit, got busted in rank and became a Photographer's Mate instead. At that point, he actually started to enjoy his time in the Navy. I, on the other hand, was stuck spending over 80 hours a week on the submarine while it was in port. He got to follow the brass around to take pictures.
BigNumber12: Nuclear reactors these days practically run themselves. I don't know what a soldier would do that one of those little drinking-bird toys couldn't.
MFAWGThis is the third one in a couple of weeks, added to the National Guard recruiting scandal.Wtf is going out there?
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