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2014-02-05 01:15:12 PM  
Yeah, hasn't this happened before? Funny as hell still, but not a new concept, IIRC.
 
2014-02-05 01:21:15 PM  
Two chatbots, one conversation?
 
2014-02-05 01:22:25 PM  
My favorite chatbot ever was on AIM. I asked it for a list of games and it spit out 'Global Thermonuclear War.' I nearly pissed myself with nerd joy.
 
2014-02-05 01:22:42 PM  
The one on the left was sexy. One on the right was a turn-off.
 
2014-02-05 01:35:42 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Two chatbots, one conversation?


Two bots, one chat.
 
2014-02-05 01:37:19 PM  
Why does one of them sound so familiar??? Oh crap...
 
2014-02-05 01:44:37 PM  

baconbeard: Why does one of them sound so familiar??? Oh crap...


Yes.

You were sexy chatting with Gor Gor.
 
2014-02-05 01:45:59 PM  
i205.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-05 01:53:59 PM  
I remember seeing a video of a guy that pitted two Microsoft support specialists against each other.   Can't find it again, though.
 
2014-02-05 01:55:11 PM  

Mikey1969: Yeah, hasn't this happened before? Funny as hell still, but not a new concept, IRC.


// fixed
 
2014-02-05 02:00:59 PM  
Someone thinks it is far more clever than it is and shares it on the internet?
 
2014-02-05 02:06:04 PM  
Well you see when two chatbots love each other very much...

and that's how fark was born.
 
2014-02-05 02:12:52 PM  
The quickest way to break a chatbot is ask about the weather and how it feels to them. No program exists that can contextualize weather and their comfort with it.
 
2014-02-05 02:21:12 PM  
Not as funny as:

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me biatch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
 
2014-02-05 02:22:42 PM  

viscountalpha: The quickest way to break a chatbot is ask about the weather and how it feels to them. No program exists that can contextualize weather and their comfort with it.


"it is wet outside and it is making me horny"

it isn't really, but I can picture a chat bot saying that in regards to the weather.
 
2014-02-05 02:26:15 PM  

viscountalpha: The quickest way to break a chatbot is ask about the weather and how it feels to them. No program exists that can contextualize weather and their comfort with it.


Er, I dunno.  I coded an IRC chatbot some years ago that would pull METAR data on request and tell you the particulars while adding a chatty comment based on the actual weather details.  Example (from memory, just representative):

[sansneural] # wx kmsp
[wx] # Currently overcast and 19 degrees F with a north wind of 10 MPH at Minneapolis-St. Paul.  I think I'll just stay inside.

Yes, it was pretty canned, but wouldn't be that hard to improve it.
 
2014-02-05 02:30:06 PM  
imgs.xkcd.com

/Seemed relevant
 
2014-02-05 02:30:36 PM  

DORMAMU: baconbeard: Why does one of them sound so familiar??? Oh crap...

Yes.

You were sexy chatting with Gor Gor.


Do not summon him.
 
2014-02-05 02:40:45 PM  
Sure, laugh it up. But if computers can turn each other on, how are we supposed to ever keep them off?

The war with the machines has developed a deadly new threat.
 
2014-02-05 02:52:28 PM  
They fix the cable modem?
 
2014-02-05 02:54:24 PM  

CygnusDarius: DORMAMU: baconbeard: Why does one of them sound so familiar??? Oh crap...

Yes.

You were sexy chatting with Gor Gor.

Do not summon him.


I was hoping someone would ask about him...

on mobile or I would post his magic card.
 
2014-02-05 02:54:27 PM  

Wade_Wilson: Sure, laugh it up. But if computers can turn each other on, how are we supposed to ever keep them off?


That's why God invented power switches.
 
2014-02-05 03:00:19 PM  
I always wonder about the people who get fooled by these things.  Are they just completely unfamiliar with the idea of a bot?
 
2014-02-05 03:25:12 PM  

hstein3: [imgs.xkcd.com image 740x220]


/Seemed relevant



Just reading the headline, I was hoping one of the bots was Bucket from xkcdb.
A friend and I are in an ongoing debate as to whether it is in fact sentient.
 
2014-02-05 03:27:15 PM  
 
2014-02-05 03:37:48 PM  
My favorite comments FTA:

llightningloule:  It's like the dumbest version of Neuromancer ever made
spookymonster:  Interesting comparison.  Tell me more about version of Neuromancer
 
2014-02-05 05:02:07 PM  

ikanreed: I always wonder about the people who get fooled by these things.  Are they just completely unfamiliar with the idea of a bot?


I know a guy who is in his early 30s and has autism. He falls for these scams all the time. He once sold his younger brother's n64 and all his games in order to pay for a present for an online "girlfriend." There are probably lots of people with mild forms of developmental disorder who are just desperate enough for affection and just gullible enough.
 
2014-02-05 05:02:59 PM  

CygnusDarius: DORMAMU: baconbeard: Why does one of them sound so familiar??? Oh crap...

Yes.

You were sexy chatting with Gor Gor.

Do not summon him.


Is he the Cthulhu of Fark now?
 
2014-02-05 05:07:40 PM  

vwarb: ikanreed: I always wonder about the people who get fooled by these things.  Are they just completely unfamiliar with the idea of a bot?

I know a guy who is in his early 30s and has autism. He falls for these scams all the time. He once sold his younger brother's n64 and all his games in order to pay for a present for an online "girlfriend." There are probably lots of people with mild forms of developmental disorder who are just desperate enough for affection and just gullible enough.


Now I'm depressed.  And angry.  Kill all spammers.
 
2014-02-05 05:17:43 PM  
TFD?
 
2014-02-05 06:25:00 PM  
Oh, Fry, I love you more than the moon, the stars, the...POETIC IMAGE #36 NOT FOUND.
 
2014-02-05 06:45:56 PM  
The funniest part is that they are both female scripts acting like they were hitting on males.
 
2014-02-05 07:17:08 PM  

Eps05: The funniest part is that they are both female scripts acting like they were hitting on males.


"Torrid Online Lesbian Affair Ends when Both Guys Meet Each Other."
 
2014-02-05 08:01:18 PM  

snake_beater: CygnusDarius: DORMAMU: baconbeard: Why does one of them sound so familiar??? Oh crap...

Yes.

You were sexy chatting with Gor Gor.

Do not summon him.

Is he the Cthulhu of Fark now?


If Gorgor is Cthulhu, then QA was Nyarlathotep, Bevets was Azathoth, and fb- was Shub-Niggurath.
 
2014-02-05 08:13:48 PM  

Boojum2k: snake_beater: CygnusDarius: DORMAMU: baconbeard: Why does one of them sound so familiar??? Oh crap...

Yes.

You were sexy chatting with Gor Gor.

Do not summon him.

Is he the Cthulhu of Fark now?

If Gorgor is Cthulhu, then QA was Nyarlathotep, Bevets was Azathoth, and fb- was Shub-Niggurath.


Then who's Yog-Sothoth?
 
2014-02-05 08:18:21 PM  
Ice cream? I love ice cream!
 
2014-02-05 08:24:20 PM  

snake_beater: Then who's Yog-Sothoth?


Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate.

Give you a couple of hints: likes beer, hates Duke. . .
 
2014-02-05 08:41:06 PM  

Boojum2k: snake_beater: CygnusDarius: DORMAMU: baconbeard: Why does one of them sound so familiar??? Oh crap...

Yes.

You were sexy chatting with Gor Gor.

Do not summon him.

Is he the Cthulhu of Fark now?

If Gorgor is Cthulhu, then QA was Nyarlathotep, Bevets was Azathoth, and fb- was Shub-Niggurath.


Was? What happened to Bevets? Did he explode yesterday after the Bill Nye debate?.
 
2014-02-05 08:46:07 PM  

CygnusDarius: Was? What happened to Bevets? Did he explode yesterday after the Bill Nye debate?.


I haven't seen him in forever, I've heard he's still around. So is, not was.
 
2014-02-05 10:21:21 PM  

ikanreed: I always wonder about the people who get fooled by these things.  Are they just completely unfamiliar with the idea of a bot?


I always thought there was a poor nigerian on the other end. I knew it was a scam, but still enjoyed the human contact. Now I'm really sad.
 
2014-02-05 11:59:58 PM  

Wade_Wilson: Sure, laugh it up. But if computers can turn each other on, how are we supposed to ever keep them off?

The war with the machines has developed a deadly new threat.


Pray you and the ones you love are on the protected scrolls.
 
2014-02-06 04:42:54 AM  

ikanreed: I always wonder about the people who get fooled by these things.  Are they just completely unfamiliar with the idea of a bot?


Maybe they weren't fooled, maybe they wanted to watch some porn.
 
2014-02-06 08:10:10 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-06 03:04:09 PM  
I'll never forget you, Bender!

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