OscarTamerz: I played on Jeopardy after they started sabotaging the fat ugly neck beards who'd won every season since the show started. Full disclosure: I'm a fat ugly farker. I was ahead 2600 to my opponents' scores of 600 each and during the first commercial they turned off my buzzer. The only question they let me answer for the rest of the game was the only one neither of my 2 opponents buzzed in on and that took 2 seconds and 5 presses before the board even responded. After Ken Jenning's "miraculous" run anyone who doesn't realize the show is more fixed than the WWE has an IQ equal to their shoe size.
theknuckler_33: I thought they had to basically 'qualify' to be on the show. How did he get that far if he couldn't use the equipment?
HMS_Blinkin: I've actually read that working the buzzer is a big part of succeeding at Jeopardy.
Beeblebrox: I thought it was going to be about this guy:[images.huffingtonpost.com image 409x222]
jake_lex: I took Potpourri for $100 and then my head started to spin
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