Maybe they can connect with a zombie Reagan for some of that trickle down!!!
INeedAName: When you spend money training guys that eventually go blow themselves up, it's financially a net loss.
Magorn: He says he has left the front lines. As much as he wants to rejoin the jihad, he doesn't dare go back until he repays the $2,000 he owes his neighbors. He's not afraid to die, he says. What scares him is the idea that he might die with an outstanding loan. "Anytime I'm out there, I could be martyred," he says. "And God does not forgive anyone-even a martyr-who dies without paying his just debts." You know, if the US military would just team up with a few of America's sleazier credit card companies, and rent-to-own places and/or payday lenders; I can see a real easy way to end this war and provide a win-win for everybody involved-on our side at least
netringer: Corvus: And when Clinton was in office he had something like 76 cruise missile attacks. But I guess since they weren't "drones" everyone seemed to have been okay with it then./I don't get the whole "OMG drones!!" thing.The cruise missile attacks were different, and not very much feared, even to OBL. Even before the drone strikes they were "shocked and awed" how big a boom real bombs made. Then Bin Laden was warning his minions to stay inside to not be seen by the drones that were picking them all off.
uber humper: Maybe that's how to remove the ceiling
Isitoveryet: uber humper: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Why don't they just increase their debt ceiling?If only they had a way to remove ceilings...what would they do with all the cats?
uber humper: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Why don't they just increase their debt ceiling?If only they had a way to remove ceilings...
ikanreed: Corvus: Don't read the comments of that article. It's 100% pure derp. It will explode your brain.So... the big reveal is that republicans think Obama is pro-terrorist? I mean a lot of them think that he's the literal incarnation of human evil spawned to take over the world, it's not like being wrong is any problem for them.
Philip J. Fry: Wealthy Arab donors, Afghan businessmen and even Pakistan's powerful and secretive spy agency, the Inter-Services Intelligence directorate, have all reduced or stopped funding, each for their own reasons.The money dried up because the United States stopped shipping literal pallets of cash directly to our enemies, stopped sending on convoys supplying them with staples they could turn for a profit and stopped bombing the shiat out of weddings so the local populace had one less reason to be enraged at us.But yeah, maybe those other things actually did it.
ChipNASA: So now they can't do two chicks at once?!?!?!?
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