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(Uproxx)   Lay's asked people to design potato chip bags with new flavors. The internet obliged   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, crisps, Know Your Meme, chicken and waffles, flavors  
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18727 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Feb 2014 at 12:30 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-05 01:03:29 PM  
4 votes:
None pizza with left beef. Are those just random words or did I miss a meme?
2014-02-05 02:57:00 PM  
2 votes:
I wonder if their PR department is laughing as much as we are.
2014-02-05 02:32:06 PM  
2 votes:
2014-02-05 02:31:21 PM  
2 votes:

Yeah, I already shared the ennui, but the Chocolate & Bacon was serious... It has a hint of cinnamon, too.
2014-02-05 02:10:20 PM  
2 votes:
2014-02-05 02:09:47 PM  
2 votes:
2014-02-05 01:15:13 PM  
2 votes:
Holy crap, I haven't laughed this much at both a link and a Fark commentary in a long time.
2014-02-05 12:43:04 PM  
2 votes:
OK, I laughed at almost every single one of those, but the thumbs-up with "5 people would eat this" pushed me over the top. I have tears now.

Also, Nicholas Cage.
2014-02-05 12:42:08 PM  
2 votes:
I'm surprised nobody put "fromunda cheese."
2014-02-05 12:36:35 PM  
2 votes:
I have to admit, I lol'd many times.

Live bees.  That's great!

Fark should have done this.
2014-02-05 12:32:07 PM  
2 votes:
"Hickory-Smoked Horse Buttholes

Game over man, game over....Totally LMMFAO!!!!
2014-02-05 04:00:39 PM  
1 vote:
2014-02-05 04:00:10 PM  
1 vote:
2014-02-05 03:45:19 PM  
1 vote:

Here have some
2014-02-05 03:34:51 PM  
1 vote:
OMg...  I have to stop reading this thread.  It's making me hurt!!

Stifling laughter at work really sucks!
2014-02-05 03:25:54 PM  
1 vote:
Yes, I had to go there.....

/surprised you freaks haven't yet.
2014-02-05 03:02:03 PM  
1 vote:
2014-02-05 03:00:11 PM  
1 vote:
Top 10 new Flavour Suggestions:

1. "Sweet Asian Snatch"
2. "Recycled Butt Corn"
3. "Grandma's Dusty Box"
4. "Deep Fried Abortion"
5. "Vaginal Blood Fart"
6. "Anal Cum Bubble"
7. "Hairy Midget Sweat"
8. "Crispy Cripple Ripple"
9. "Moldy Lime and Vinegar Douche"
and # 10........................................"Pennicilin"
2014-02-05 02:58:11 PM  
1 vote:
Thank you, Frito Lay. And thanks to subby and Fark too.  This is the gift that keeps on giving.

My submissions:

Stripper's Tears
Daddy Issues
Shart (disallowed - got me some soap flavored chips)
Leper's Bathwater
Sum Ting Wong
Larry The Cable Guy
Newt Gingrich's Soul
Concentration Camp
Sandy Ham Wallet
Coconut Blind Duck Bowel
Dijon Hobo Socks
Man Goo (disallowed - got me some soap flavored chips)
Caca (Couldn't believe they allowed this one)
Squirrel Vomit (Again, surprised it flew)
Vacuum Cleaner Bag Contents
Umbilical Cord
Spicy Toejam (disallowed - got me some soap flavored chips)
Uncle Carl's Ashes
2014-02-05 02:37:44 PM  
1 vote:
2014-02-05 02:36:58 PM  
1 vote:
2014-02-05 02:34:32 PM  
1 vote:
2014-02-05 02:33:56 PM  
1 vote:
2014-02-05 02:30:35 PM  
1 vote:
Made from the finest bantha milk.
2014-02-05 02:30:00 PM  
1 vote:

Poutine was there as a single ingredient!
2014-02-05 02:29:24 PM  
1 vote:
Some of my creations...
2014-02-05 02:28:32 PM  
1 vote:
2014-02-05 02:21:12 PM  
1 vote:
2014-02-05 02:19:54 PM  
1 vote:
2014-02-05 02:18:17 PM  
1 vote:
What, no Benedict Cumberbatch flavor?

2014-02-05 02:13:39 PM  
1 vote:
Pringles flavor!
2014-02-05 02:11:12 PM  
1 vote:
2014-02-05 02:10:24 PM  
1 vote:
my favorite from the 2012 contest won. cheesy garlic bread. i seem to be the only person who likes it, yet somehow it won.

chicken & waffles tasted like log cabin syrup, a little bit of chicken bouillon, and potato chip. not a top contender to me.

i didn't try sriacha (sp?) because i don't like spicy hot things
2014-02-05 02:08:02 PM  
1 vote:

Does not contain any spirit, enthusiasm, or interest.
2014-02-05 02:01:23 PM  
1 vote:
Aww, their filters caught "smegma".  Thankfully, their filters did not catch "smeggy".  Used loofa, smegma & eggs.  YUMMY!
2014-02-05 01:56:00 PM  
1 vote:

OddLlama: None pizza with left beef. Are those just random words or did I miss a meme?

Worth a thousand words:
2014-02-05 01:53:12 PM  
1 vote:
Dear god, I think Lay's knew exactly what they were doing. This is comedy gold.
2014-02-05 01:46:54 PM  
1 vote:
2014-02-05 01:46:35 PM  
1 vote:
2014-02-05 01:40:21 PM  
1 vote:
2014-02-05 01:36:38 PM  
1 vote:

flynn80: Sour Cream and Pennies must taste like a girl with a yeast infection and on her period.

Like pulling a cold grilled cheese sandwich apart.
2014-02-05 01:20:13 PM  
1 vote:
2014-02-05 01:08:50 PM  
1 vote:

TheShavingofOccam123: I can't get the site to run so....

Ginger and Mary Ann Flavor--spoon full of coconut, spoon full of pineapple
/farking active content scripts

Likewise, so:

"Weak Sauce"
2014-02-05 01:08:36 PM  
1 vote:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I like to be reminded that there is a group of horribly naive marketing people who honestly think "let's ask the internet" is a good idea

Perhaps, but look at how much buzz this is generating. Product awareness is going through the roof!
2014-02-05 01:06:35 PM  
1 vote:
These made me LARF....


"Fat girl at closing time"

"Down Syndrome"

My newest submission

/yep, seems you CAN go ATM.
2014-02-05 01:06:16 PM  
1 vote:
Couldn't slip Fisherman's Ass Crack by either : (
2014-02-05 01:05:09 PM  
1 vote:

brantgoose: Lay's did this same contest in Canada and the real finalists were

Maple MooseGrilled Cheese and Ketchup (sandwiches)Perogie platter (sour cream, cheddar cheese & bacon)Creamy Garlic Caesar (sour cream and garlic, a touch of cheese, salad)
Naturally, the selected finalists were limited by the flavours that are readily available to Lay's (most of these are combinations of existing flavours). And Poutine was not a new flavour. Probably because it is already an old flavour in Canada.

As a potato chip fan, I've tried a lot of flavours. Gravy, baked chicken, and salt & pepper are pretty good. Blue cheese dressing isn't bad although you wouldn't want to eat a lot of it. They are aiming some new flavours at the Asian market.

I hated fruit flavours that were market tested near where I went to university. The hottest chips I have ever had were Pennsylvania Red Hots. They were bright red with spice and very nearly inedible although I don't mind hot curries and the like. Jalepino chips are great.

Lime and pepper is a good flavour as well.

Maple Moose tastes like despair.
2014-02-05 01:03:02 PM  
1 vote:
I like to be reminded that there is a group of horribly naive marketing people who honestly think "let's ask the internet" is a good idea
2014-02-05 01:02:38 PM  
1 vote:
They done goofed passing up Sriracha; Kettle went for it, and it is easily one of the best potato chips ever, IMHO.
2014-02-05 12:56:57 PM  
1 vote:
2014-02-05 12:53:14 PM  
1 vote:
What Lay's received in return includes creative flavor suggestions like "Government Cheese", "Existential Crisis", and "Hickory-Smoked Horse Buttholes".

Yes, yes, but did they come in a cup?
2014-02-05 12:50:11 PM  
1 vote:
None pizza with left beef and hot ham water made me chuckle.
2014-02-05 12:43:47 PM  
1 vote:
People are eating the bags now?
2014-02-05 12:43:11 PM  
1 vote:
I liked a 'bag of dicks' myself
2014-02-05 12:42:44 PM  
1 vote:
Sour Cream and Pennies must taste like a girl with a yeast infection and on her period.
2014-02-05 12:38:09 PM  
1 vote:
I've seen a lot of these on one of my funny picture apps, but this one made me laugh out loud
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