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2014-02-05 12:32:07 PM  
"Hickory-Smoked Horse Buttholes

Game over man, game over....Totally LMMFAO!!!!
 
2014-02-05 12:33:14 PM  
Santorum
 
2014-02-05 12:36:35 PM  
I have to admit, I lol'd many times.

Live bees.  That's great!

Fark should have done this.
 
2014-02-05 12:36:46 PM  
I tried to do "Your Mom's Vagina" and they put soap in my mouth....

/cause you know everyone's had your mom's vagina.
 
2014-02-05 12:38:00 PM  
I have to go with "an actual frog" and "none pizza with left beef" as my favorites.
 
2014-02-05 12:38:09 PM  
I've seen a lot of these on one of my funny picture apps, but this one made me laugh out loud

cdn.uproxx.com
 
2014-02-05 12:42:07 PM  
I'd totally eat the Doritos flavored Lays because I like Doritos way more than Lays, but they're just too far down that goddamned aisle for me to walk..
 
2014-02-05 12:42:08 PM  
I'm surprised nobody put "fromunda cheese."
 
2014-02-05 12:42:34 PM  
First one made me laugh enough on its own. I liked the Doritos flavored one too.
 
2014-02-05 12:42:44 PM  
Sour Cream and Pennies must taste like a girl with a yeast infection and on her period.
 
2014-02-05 12:43:01 PM  

Ivandrago: I have to go with "an actual frog" and "none pizza with left beef" as my favorites.


Agree....'an actual frog' is awesome in its simplicity.
 
2014-02-05 12:43:04 PM  
OK, I laughed at almost every single one of those, but the thumbs-up with "5 people would eat this" pushed me over the top. I have tears now.

Also, Nicholas Cage.
 
2014-02-05 12:43:11 PM  
I liked a 'bag of dicks' myself
 
2014-02-05 12:43:26 PM  

TrollingForColumbine: Santorum


You're a sick fark.
 
2014-02-05 12:43:47 PM  
People are eating the bags now?
 
2014-02-05 12:44:11 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I've seen a lot of these on one of my funny picture apps, but this one made me laugh out loud

[cdn.uproxx.com image 361x518]


That and Hot Ham Water are my favorite.
 
2014-02-05 12:44:19 PM  
"Royal Twat".

ll-media.extratv.com

/sure it's a little fishy, but oh, the decorum.
 
2014-02-05 12:44:42 PM  
Edited it and got it through as a submission.

LMMFAO!!!

i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-05 12:45:18 PM  

flynn80: Sour Cream and Pennies must taste like a girl with a yeast infection and on her period.


Good Lord that's nasty
 
2014-02-05 12:45:51 PM  

flynn80: Sour Cream and Pennies must taste like a girl with a yeast infection and on her period.


Q: What do you call it if a girl is on her period during Easter?
A: Yeaster Eggs.
 
2014-02-05 12:46:18 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I've seen a lot of these on one of my funny picture apps, but this one made me laugh out loud


Hands down, the winner.
 
2014-02-05 12:46:50 PM  
What, no Soylent Green?
 
2014-02-05 12:48:23 PM  

ChipNASA: I tried to do "Your Mom's Vagina" and they put soap in my mouth....

/cause you know everyone's had your mom's vagina.


It also wouldn't accept 'sweaty hoo-ha' 'hoo-ha' or even 'sweat'. BUT, it did let me submit 'perspiration'
 
2014-02-05 12:49:51 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 12:50:11 PM  
None pizza with left beef and hot ham water made me chuckle.
 
2014-02-05 12:51:09 PM  
I would have gone with HOOKER PHLEGM
 
2014-02-05 12:53:07 PM  

Nuclear Monk: Ivandrago: I have to go with "an actual frog" and "none pizza with left beef" as my favorites.

Agree....'an actual frog' is awesome in its simplicity.


Agreed.


www.durbnpoisn.comli.com
 
2014-02-05 12:53:14 PM  
What Lay's received in return includes creative flavor suggestions like "Government Cheese", "Existential Crisis", and "Hickory-Smoked Horse Buttholes".

Yes, yes, but did they come in a cup?
 
2014-02-05 12:54:34 PM  

Lay's did this same contest in Canada and the real finalists were

Maple Moose

Grilled Cheese and Ketchup (sandwiches)

Perogie platter (sour cream, cheddar cheese & bacon)

Creamy Garlic Caesar (sour cream and garlic, a touch of cheese, salad)


Naturally, the selected finalists were limited by the flavours that are readily available to Lay's (most of these are combinations of existing flavours). And Poutine was not a new flavour. Probably because it is already an old flavour in Canada.

As a potato chip fan, I've tried a lot of flavours. Gravy, baked chicken, and salt & pepper are pretty good. Blue cheese dressing isn't bad although you wouldn't want to eat a lot of it. They are aiming some new flavours at the Asian market.

I hated fruit flavours that were market tested near where I went to university. The hottest chips I have ever had were Pennsylvania Red Hots. They were bright red with spice and very nearly inedible although I don't mind hot curries and the like. Jalepino chips are great.

Lime and pepper is a good flavour as well.
 
2014-02-05 12:55:00 PM  
Weedlord Bonerhitler flavor?
 
2014-02-05 12:55:08 PM  
No "Hitler did nothing wrong" ?

/The internets are slipping
 
2014-02-05 12:55:10 PM  

ChipNASA: I tried to do "Your Mom's Vagina" and they put soap in my mouth....

/cause you know everyone's had your mom's vagina.


  0 People would eat that
 
2014-02-05 12:56:57 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 12:57:50 PM  
Arm pit juice.
 
2014-02-05 12:57:55 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 12:58:52 PM  

I can't get the site to run so....


Ginger and Mary Ann Flavor

--spoon full of coconut, spoon full of pineapple


/farking active content scripts
 
2014-02-05 12:59:16 PM  

brantgoose: Lay's did this same contest in Canada and the real finalists were

Maple MooseGrilled Cheese and Ketchup (sandwiches)Perogie platter (sour cream, cheddar cheese & bacon)Creamy Garlic Caesar (sour cream and garlic, a touch of cheese, salad)
Naturally, the selected finalists were limited by the flavours that are readily available to Lay's (most of these are combinations of existing flavours). And Poutine was not a new flavour. Probably because it is already an old flavour in Canada.

As a potato chip fan, I've tried a lot of flavours. Gravy, baked chicken, and salt & pepper are pretty good. Blue cheese dressing isn't bad although you wouldn't want to eat a lot of it. They are aiming some new flavours at the Asian market.

I hated fruit flavours that were market tested near where I went to university. The hottest chips I have ever had were Pennsylvania Red Hots. They were bright red with spice and very nearly inedible although I don't mind hot curries and the like. Jalepino chips are great.

Lime and pepper is a good flavour as well.


Poutine Chips.
 
2014-02-05 01:00:53 PM  
My submission, Menstrual Queefing (rippled), was apparently rejected.
 
2014-02-05 01:01:39 PM  
AIDS flavored chips get soaped too.
 
2014-02-05 01:02:36 PM  

SordidEuphemism: What Lay's received in return includes creative flavor suggestions like "Government Cheese", "Existential Crisis", and "Hickory-Smoked Horse Buttholes".

Yes, yes, but did they come in a cup?


I hope so, everyone knows the only way you can eat them is...

From a cup!
 
2014-02-05 01:02:38 PM  
They done goofed passing up Sriracha; Kettle went for it, and it is easily one of the best potato chips ever, IMHO.
 
2014-02-05 01:03:00 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 01:03:02 PM  
I like to be reminded that there is a group of horribly naive marketing people who honestly think "let's ask the internet" is a good idea
 
2014-02-05 01:03:03 PM  

durbnpoisn: I have to admit, I lol'd many times.

Live bees.  That's great!

Fark should have done this.


I agree, these were way too funny.
 
2014-02-05 01:03:29 PM  
None pizza with left beef. Are those just random words or did I miss a meme?
 
2014-02-05 01:04:35 PM  

Bareefer Obonghit: [img.fark.net image 794x695]


Oh, that's so wrong, yet so right, still so wrong.

/lol
 
2014-02-05 01:04:47 PM  
Mine is "My Ex-Wife's Lack of Shame"
 
2014-02-05 01:05:09 PM  

brantgoose: Lay's did this same contest in Canada and the real finalists were

Maple MooseGrilled Cheese and Ketchup (sandwiches)Perogie platter (sour cream, cheddar cheese & bacon)Creamy Garlic Caesar (sour cream and garlic, a touch of cheese, salad)
Naturally, the selected finalists were limited by the flavours that are readily available to Lay's (most of these are combinations of existing flavours). And Poutine was not a new flavour. Probably because it is already an old flavour in Canada.

As a potato chip fan, I've tried a lot of flavours. Gravy, baked chicken, and salt & pepper are pretty good. Blue cheese dressing isn't bad although you wouldn't want to eat a lot of it. They are aiming some new flavours at the Asian market.

I hated fruit flavours that were market tested near where I went to university. The hottest chips I have ever had were Pennsylvania Red Hots. They were bright red with spice and very nearly inedible although I don't mind hot curries and the like. Jalepino chips are great.

Lime and pepper is a good flavour as well.


Maple Moose tastes like despair.
 
2014-02-05 01:05:30 PM  
I can't believe they keep doing this promo.

i98.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-05 01:06:16 PM  
Couldn't slip Fisherman's Ass Crack by either : (
 
2014-02-05 01:06:35 PM  
These made me LARF....

"MILFS"

"Fat girl at closing time"

"Down Syndrome"


My newest submission



i.imgur.com

/yep, seems you CAN go ATM.
 
2014-02-05 01:08:36 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I like to be reminded that there is a group of horribly naive marketing people who honestly think "let's ask the internet" is a good idea


Perhaps, but look at how much buzz this is generating. Product awareness is going through the roof!
 
2014-02-05 01:08:40 PM  
SI swim suit model Chrissy Teigen created this one:

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 01:08:50 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: I can't get the site to run so....


Ginger and Mary Ann Flavor--spoon full of coconut, spoon full of pineapple
/farking active content scripts


Likewise, so:

"Weak Sauce"
 
2014-02-05 01:09:56 PM  

Wrath of Heaven: Couldn't slip Fisherman's Ass Crack by either : (


I tried Tuna Boat, but they weren't having any of that.
 
2014-02-05 01:10:17 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 01:13:56 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 01:14:58 PM  
Savory Toe Cheese
 
2014-02-05 01:15:13 PM  
I tried to make one called "Ass and Pickles", but it wouldn't let me.
 
2014-02-05 01:15:13 PM  
Holy crap, I haven't laughed this much at both a link and a Fark commentary in a long time.
 
2014-02-05 01:15:36 PM  

flynn80: Sour Cream and Pennies must taste like a girl with a yeast infection and on her period.


No, it doesn't.
 
2014-02-05 01:17:38 PM  

farm machine: People are eating the bags now?


Yeah, mine taste pretty bad, I wonder where I can get some of these new bags?
 
2014-02-05 01:18:15 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 01:19:44 PM  
Dingleberries
 
2014-02-05 01:20:13 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 01:20:36 PM  
Having lived in a group home, I found THIS One to be hilarious:

cdn.uproxx.com

We called 'em "commodities" to be nice, but we ate Government Cheese...

CSB: We once truly had "mystery meat" for dinner just because there had been a log of some kind of meat in the freezer for as long as anyone could remember, and I'd been there at least 2 years by that point.
 
2014-02-05 01:21:06 PM  

Ivandrago: I have to go with "an actual frog" and "none pizza with left beef" as my favorites.


I recognized the latter instantly and it made me laugh out loud but also sad for the decline and eventual fizzling out of The Sneeze.
 
2014-02-05 01:23:52 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 01:25:16 PM  
Ya know, I have a talent set they could use, and HQ is two lefts and two rights away, but I just can't eat potato chips. They get all concreted in my teeth and I need a pick to get that out. Not a toothpick, an actual dental pick.
 
2014-02-05 01:25:51 PM  

Bareefer Obonghit: [img.fark.net image 799x702]


And I am done. I am in a meeting and I cant stop laughing. Thanks.
 
2014-02-05 01:26:32 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 01:27:48 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 01:30:02 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 01:30:27 PM  
Had to indulge my nerdy side:

s15.postimg.org

The best part is that they want to log into your FB account to post to your timeline.  So now I have pics
of all 3 on my timeline.

Well worth giving up a bit of my soul.
 
2014-02-05 01:32:52 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 01:33:28 PM  
Aaaand I'm spent
 
2014-02-05 01:35:23 PM  
i446.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-05 01:35:25 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 01:36:38 PM  

flynn80: Sour Cream and Pennies must taste like a girl with a yeast infection and on her period.


Like pulling a cold grilled cheese sandwich apart.
 
2014-02-05 01:36:50 PM  
img.fark.net

This was mine... Coming to a Japanese vending machine soon...
 
2014-02-05 01:40:21 PM  
thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-05 01:43:01 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Holy crap, I haven't laughed this much at both a link and a Fark commentary in a long time.


This. NOT the link you want to be reading while watching a court hearing.
 
2014-02-05 01:44:19 PM  
Milk Steak
Nuts and Gum
Sarlacc Spice
 
2014-02-05 01:45:15 PM  

Bareefer Obonghit: [img.fark.net image 831x711]


Uncle Ted's Good Boy Icing.  Holy Christ that's funny.
 
2014-02-05 01:45:36 PM  

iron_city_ap: ChipNASA: I tried to do "Your Mom's Vagina" and they put soap in my mouth....

/cause you know everyone's had your mom's vagina.

It also wouldn't accept 'sweaty hoo-ha' 'hoo-ha' or even 'sweat'. BUT, it did let me submit 'perspiration'


"Sweat" was the word? Jesus, I added it as an ingredient in 'Stang, and couldn't figure out which one was making it fail... I finally took out all of the ingredients and went with "Salt".
 
2014-02-05 01:46:35 PM  
i446.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-05 01:46:54 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 01:51:00 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 01:51:40 PM  
None pizza with left beef for the win.
 
2014-02-05 01:53:12 PM  
Dear god, I think Lay's knew exactly what they were doing. This is comedy gold.
 
2014-02-05 01:55:13 PM  

OddLlama: None pizza with left beef. Are those just random words or did I miss a meme?


Apparently it's hilarious that you can order a Domino's pizza online and specify which side you would like half and half sides on. I guess they could have gone with "Side 1" and "Side 2", but to me it's not that hilarious. The "None Beef" part comes from being able to choose 'whole', 'left side', 'right side' or 'none' for each topping. Once again, could have been done better and just included the ingredients you chose in the list. Still not a rib tickler, IMHO.

http://www.thesneeze.com/2007/the-great-pizza-orientation-test.php
 
2014-02-05 01:56:00 PM  

OddLlama: None pizza with left beef. Are those just random words or did I miss a meme?


Worth a thousand words:

imageshack.com
 
2014-02-05 01:57:51 PM  
rooster illusion:

You magnificent bastard.

Citizenkaneclapping.gif
 
2014-02-05 02:00:23 PM  
Skittles and sauerkraut
 
2014-02-05 02:00:36 PM  

OddLlama: None pizza with left beef. Are those just random words or did I miss a meme?


Geez, man, there was a link to the explanation in TFA.

/It's the only reason I now understand it.
 
2014-02-05 02:01:23 PM  
Aww, their filters caught "smegma".  Thankfully, their filters did not catch "smeggy".  Used loofa, smegma & eggs.  YUMMY!

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 02:01:51 PM  
Dogslobber Buttlube, of course
 
2014-02-05 02:05:51 PM  
Hickory what? Smoked what?
 
2014-02-05 02:08:02 PM  
img.fark.net

Does not contain any spirit, enthusiasm, or interest.
 
2014-02-05 02:09:47 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 02:10:20 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 02:10:24 PM  
my favorite from the 2012 contest won. cheesy garlic bread. i seem to be the only person who likes it, yet somehow it won.

chicken & waffles tasted like log cabin syrup, a little bit of chicken bouillon, and potato chip. not a top contender to me.

i didn't try sriacha (sp?) because i don't like spicy hot things
 
2014-02-05 02:11:12 PM  
i446.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-05 02:13:39 PM  
Pringles flavor!
 
2014-02-05 02:13:54 PM  

Qatmandu: [i446.photobucket.com image 600x470]


and the clouds opened up, and god's glory shined down upon thee

they will need to clear a wide gap on the shelves to stock this flavor
 
2014-02-05 02:14:35 PM  

lepton68: Pringles flavor!


i'd eat that!
 
2014-02-05 02:16:10 PM  
img.fark.net


img.fark.net

Combine your these two and you have a winner. Grandma's Goatse use the same product image! For some reason I can't get the shiat to work on my office PC or I'd do it myself.
 
2014-02-05 02:17:23 PM  
French Fry flavor. I think this might work. Crispy, saltier on the outside (edge), a bit softer baked-potato-y on the inside (center).
 
2014-02-05 02:17:40 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 850x510]


Wrong brand.

www3.images.coolspotters.com
 
2014-02-05 02:18:17 PM  
What, no Benedict Cumberbatch flavor?

=[
 
2014-02-05 02:19:54 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 02:21:12 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 02:22:54 PM  
Chipotle Bong Rip
 
2014-02-05 02:23:00 PM  

VladTheEmailer: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 850x510]

Wrong brand.

[www3.images.coolspotters.com image 300x423]


ha, good one

and i noticed that walkers (owned by lays) is doing this contest in the uk also
 
2014-02-05 02:24:42 PM  
FROMUNDA CHEESE? That does sound yummy as a chip! .................am getting really weird looks from my coworkers for laughing like a hyena
 
2014-02-05 02:27:50 PM  

ChipNASA: "Hickory-Smoked Horse Buttholes

Game over man, game over....Totally LMMFAO!!!!


While it does make me giggle a bit, you should YouTube "Dr. Tran" to understand where it comes from.
 
2014-02-05 02:28:14 PM  

brantgoose: Lay's did this same contest in Canada and the real finalists were

Maple MooseGrilled Cheese and Ketchup (sandwiches)Perogie platter (sour cream, cheddar cheese & bacon)Creamy Garlic Caesar (sour cream and garlic, a touch of cheese, salad)
Naturally, the selected finalists were limited by the flavours that are readily available to Lay's (most of these are combinations of existing flavours). And Poutine was not a new flavour. Probably because it is already an old flavour in Canada.


Maple Moose won and it tastes like a maple syrup infused campfire with some wild game jerky thrown in. Your entire house will smell when you open a bag.
 
2014-02-05 02:28:32 PM  
imageshack.com
 
2014-02-05 02:29:24 PM  
Some of my creations...

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 02:30:00 PM  
img.fark.net

Poutine was there as a single ingredient!
 
2014-02-05 02:30:35 PM  
img.fark.net
Made from the finest bantha milk.
 
2014-02-05 02:31:21 PM  
img.fark.net

Yeah, I already shared the ennui, but the Chocolate & Bacon was serious... It has a hint of cinnamon, too.
 
2014-02-05 02:32:06 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-05 02:33:56 PM  
AWESOME!!!

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 02:34:32 PM  
i446.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-05 02:36:58 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-05 02:37:44 PM  
imageshack.com
 
2014-02-05 02:40:57 PM  
keep getting "keep it clean, what would your mom think"  when trying to create

"Fresh Colostomy with Miley's Taint Sauce"
 
2014-02-05 02:42:34 PM  
Hhhmmm

It let me get away with Taint.
 
2014-02-05 02:49:27 PM  
i24.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-05 02:50:41 PM  
This is real. And it wasn't at all nice.

www.yummly.com
 
2014-02-05 02:57:00 PM  
I wonder if their PR department is laughing as much as we are.

i98.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-05 02:58:11 PM  
Thank you, Frito Lay. And thanks to subby and Fark too.  This is the gift that keeps on giving.

My submissions:

Sad
Stripper's Tears
Daddy Issues
Shart (disallowed - got me some soap flavored chips)
Potato
Leper's Bathwater
Oops
Sum Ting Wong
Chernobyl
Larry The Cable Guy
Newt Gingrich's Soul
Concentration Camp
Sandy Ham Wallet
Coconut Blind Duck Bowel
Foreclosure
Dijon Hobo Socks
Man Goo (disallowed - got me some soap flavored chips)
Caca (Couldn't believe they allowed this one)
Squirrel Vomit (Again, surprised it flew)
Uh-Oh!
Vacuum Cleaner Bag Contents
Umbilical Cord
Spicy Toejam (disallowed - got me some soap flavored chips)
Uncle Carl's Ashes
 
2014-02-05 03:00:11 PM  
Top 10 new Flavour Suggestions:

1. "Sweet Asian Snatch"
2. "Recycled Butt Corn"
3. "Grandma's Dusty Box"
4. "Deep Fried Abortion"
5. "Vaginal Blood Fart"
6. "Anal Cum Bubble"
7. "Hairy Midget Sweat"
8. "Crispy Cripple Ripple"
9. "Moldy Lime and Vinegar Douche"
and # 10........................................"Pennicilin"
 
2014-02-05 03:01:17 PM  
Orphan Hope

Mohair Thong

Shark F@rtz
 
2014-02-05 03:01:30 PM  
LeroyB: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I like to be reminded that there is a group of horribly naive marketing people who honestly think "let's ask the internet" is a good idea

Perhaps, but look at how much buzz this is generating. Product awareness is going through the roof!

Yup. I never would have heard about it, otherwise.
 
2014-02-05 03:02:03 PM  
img.fark.netimg.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 03:04:34 PM  
Worrisome Growth
Burns at Both Ends
 
2014-02-05 03:05:08 PM  
The cynical side of me says that this was predicated and deliberately allowed to happen from the start. It's probably the best advertising they've had in years.
 
2014-02-05 03:07:27 PM  

Soulcatcher: What, no Benedict Cumberbatch flavor?

=[


Ooooh, trendy!
 
2014-02-05 03:09:36 PM  
In a rare combo tie-in, Lay's and Summer's Eve have joined to create "Vinegar and Water" Flavoured chips.

Betya you can't eat just one.
 
2014-02-05 03:18:18 PM  
My favorite is "Doritos Flavor."

Well played.
 
2014-02-05 03:25:26 PM  
"tea and scrotum"
 
2014-02-05 03:25:54 PM  
Yes, I had to go there.....

i.imgur.com

/surprised you freaks haven't yet.
 
2014-02-05 03:29:56 PM  

OddLlama: None pizza with left beef. Are those just random words or did I miss a meme?


http://pizzarules.com/56
 
2014-02-05 03:34:51 PM  
OMg...  I have to stop reading this thread.  It's making me hurt!!

Stifling laughter at work really sucks!
 
2014-02-05 03:42:25 PM  
It's really sad.
There are some awesome flavors, (Chocolate Bacon!) which make my mouth water, and then I read one of the funny flavors and throw up in my mouth a little.
 
2014-02-05 03:42:51 PM  
Personally, I prefer Let's potato chips.
 
2014-02-05 03:45:19 PM  
img.fark.net

Here have some
 
2014-02-05 04:00:01 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: I wonder if their PR department is laughing as much as we are.


Nice job
 
2014-02-05 04:00:10 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 04:00:39 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 04:32:24 PM  

Magnanimous_J: No "Hitler did nothing wrong" ?

/The internets are slipping


No, it was there. I saw the 4channers posting about it. Might have been censored, either by the contest, or just not picked up on in this article.
 
2014-02-05 04:38:54 PM  
Can't post pics from my phone, but:

Whittled Ginger Plug
Today Sponge
Lick the Light Socket
and
Whipped Beef
are some of mine.
 
2014-02-05 04:45:22 PM  
Love Pump Cocktail
Crotchal Region
Thar She Blows Chunks
Republican Tears
Shaft
Sweaty Nutmeg
 
2014-02-05 04:47:42 PM  
i299.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-05 04:52:47 PM  

The water was cold: flynn80: Sour Cream and Pennies must taste like a girl with a yeast infection and on her period.

No, it doesn't.


You have validated my TF purchase for this month
 
2014-02-05 04:58:10 PM  
farm6.staticflickr.com
With real porter in every bite!
 
2014-02-05 05:09:10 PM  
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 05:44:23 PM  

oa330_man: The water was cold: flynn80: Sour Cream and Pennies must taste like a girl with a yeast infection and on her period.

No, it doesn't.

You have validated my TF purchase for this month



TMYN!

-ty
 
2014-02-05 05:49:50 PM  

flynn80: Sour Cream and Pennies must taste like a girl with a yeast infection and on her period.


.. do not ask how flynn80 knows ..

/don't go there
 
2014-02-05 06:14:31 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: flynn80: Sour Cream and Pennies must taste like a girl with a yeast infection and on her period.

.. do not ask how flynn80 knows ..

/don't go there


Obviously, HE doesn't.
 
2014-02-05 07:30:54 PM  
i62.tinypic.com

I hope I win.
 
2014-02-05 07:35:53 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 850x510]


Well, I'll be eating those in Hell...

/window seat
 
2014-02-05 07:39:30 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 07:51:09 PM  
reneau.smugmug.com

reneau.smugmug.com
 
2014-02-05 09:25:21 PM  
i74.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-05 09:28:29 PM  
i74.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-05 10:13:58 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-05 10:36:41 PM  
cant get it to work but if i could:

Cheesy Discharge
 
2014-02-05 10:38:13 PM  
How about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?
 
2014-02-05 11:12:59 PM  

Cold_Sassy: TrollingForColumbine: Santorum

You're a sick fark.


I like it
 
2014-02-06 01:15:29 AM  
I submitted:

Hydrogen
( ʘ ᴥ ʘ )
Existential Angst
You know 1 bag = 1 serving
Peanut Butter And Mayonnaise

/Surprised I didn't see other ASCII art
 
2014-02-06 08:05:24 AM  
img.fark.net

My entry mixes gin, red wine and cigarettes
 
2014-02-06 08:06:05 AM  

daveUSMC: Love Pump Cocktail
Crotchal Region
Thar She Blows Chunks
Republican Tears
Shaft
Sweaty Nutmeg


i attempted to submit (as a seriously real submission) shrimp cocktail, and it gave me soap flavored chips to clean out my mouth. did you really get to submit love pump cocktail, or is that just a thought you posted here?
 
2014-02-06 08:14:35 AM  
The battle begins...

i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-06 11:27:44 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-06 11:34:29 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-06 11:39:38 AM  
img.fark.net
 
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