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(Celebslam)   Lindsay Lohan is determined to sleep with Prince Harry, and she's not gonna let anyone stop her. Not even Prince Harry   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 43
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2014-02-05 09:57:05 AM
My money's on Taylor Swift.
 
2014-02-05 10:15:18 AM
Mine's on Taylor Lautner
 
2014-02-05 12:17:31 PM
I love how Linsey Lohan still thinks she's all that. She's a trainwreck. She may have a chance at sleeping with prince Harry but she has no chance of getting him to admit it publicly.
 
2014-02-05 12:54:57 PM
Didn't know they had glory holes at the palace.
 
2014-02-05 01:09:21 PM
I could see Harry doing it as a one-time sport fark or the like.  But that's all she'd ever be.
 
2014-02-05 01:13:42 PM
and then she'll give birth to a soulless ginger with royal blood just as it was foretold.
 
2014-02-05 01:39:41 PM
And people biatch about me building death rays....
 
2014-02-05 01:47:49 PM
"Lindsay has always had a huge crush on Prince Harry. She drools over him whenever he's on TV and goes on and on about how physically perfect he is, how much she loves his accent, and what an amazing match they would be between the sheets.


in plain english, Lindsay Lohan can smell his fat wallet.  she'd give anything to be able to bet a piece of those Billions.
 
2014-02-05 01:48:27 PM
My money is on anyone other than an American.

/I think their still sore about the colonial revolt thingy.
 
2014-02-05 01:50:27 PM
If there was ever the slightest chance that would happen, Queen Elizabeth would have Lohan murdered. Those farkers may look all soft and goofy, but they have sharp teeth.
 
2014-02-05 01:55:40 PM

She might need some of these:


i527.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-05 01:56:41 PM
I thought she only drank from

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 01:57:31 PM

All Latest: She might need some of these:
[i527.photobucket.com image 650x366]

www.mywebbsite.ca


And he'll need lots of these.
 
2014-02-05 02:02:56 PM
Well, he wouldn't be the first royal to pick up a venereal disease from a disreputable wreck of a woman.
 
2014-02-05 02:08:30 PM

cgraves67: Well, he wouldn't be the first royal to pick up a venereal disease from a disreputable wreck of a woman.


Don't talk about Princess Di like that!

Oh, train wreck...not car wreck. Got it.
 
2014-02-05 02:08:38 PM
Maybe if she dresses up like Anne Frank...

www.sovereignindependentuk.co.uk
 
2014-02-05 02:14:30 PM
I wouldn't bet against her. She managed to persuade Charlie Sheen.
img.fark.net
 
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2014-02-05 02:14:36 PM

Badgers: Maybe if she dresses up like Anne Frank...

[www.sovereignindependentuk.co.uk image 322x262]


But then she couldn't see what she was doing!!
 
2014-02-05 02:21:11 PM
The information contained in that link is so banal and idiotic I briefly considered killing myself after clicking.
 
2014-02-05 02:32:56 PM
She wants to create the ginger abomination. Run away! Run away!
 
2014-02-05 02:35:17 PM
Ugh! Time to cleanse my ginger pallet.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-05 02:42:18 PM
A Prince Harry - Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape will be worth a small fortune.
 
2014-02-05 02:45:47 PM

Brick-House: A Prince Harry - Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape will be worth a small fortune.


Especially to the CDC.
 
2014-02-05 02:54:24 PM

Wellon Dowd: Ugh! Time to cleanse my ginger pallet.


Pallet
www.shippingcontainers24.com

Palate.
s3.amazonaws.com


So unless, you stack gingers in a warehouse (in which case, we don't want to know), I think you meant the latter.
 
2014-02-05 02:58:53 PM

Flab: Wellon Dowd: Ugh! Time to cleanse my ginger pallet.

Pallet
[www.shippingcontainers24.com image 502x261]

Palate.
[s3.amazonaws.com image 460x300]


So unless, you stack gingers in a warehouse (in which case, we don't want to know), I think you meant the latter.


I had the feeling I had the wrong spelling but failed to check. Apologies.
 
2014-02-05 03:01:00 PM

Wellon Dowd: Flab: Wellon Dowd: Ugh! Time to cleanse my ginger pallet.

Pallet
[www.shippingcontainers24.com image 502x261]

Palate.
[s3.amazonaws.com image 460x300]


So unless, you stack gingers in a warehouse (in which case, we don't want to know), I think you meant the latter.

I had the feeling I had the wrong spelling but failed to check. Apologies.


You were kinda close, since your version DOES have the four-way entry.
 
2014-02-05 03:04:24 PM

devilEther: I wouldn't bet against her. She managed to persuade Charlie Sheen.
[img.fark.net image 500x378]



Oh, come on. Give Sheen a little blow, and he'll fark anything.
 
2014-02-05 03:09:00 PM
The Royal Chlamydia
 
2014-02-05 03:11:06 PM
yoy50.files.wordpress.com


There was a time she could have pulled this off. Not so much anymore.
 
2014-02-05 03:27:45 PM
The headline should instead say "Lindsay Lohan wants to give Prince Harry herpes on his dick".
 
2014-02-05 03:29:59 PM

AeAe: The headline should instead say "Lindsay Lohan wants to give Prince Harry herpes on his dick".


Some spotted dick, guvnah?
 
2014-02-05 03:33:08 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: All Latest: She might need some of these:
[i527.photobucket.com image 650x366]

[www.mywebbsite.ca image 400x400]

And he'll need lots of these.


He would have to double or triple bag it, since whatever she has probably can melt latex.
 
2014-02-05 03:43:20 PM
Lindsey,
I'm not rich, attractive nor pleasant to be around in general. But I've always wanted to fark you. What do you say? Wanna have a go? I'm available.

Yours truly,
Dubyahater
 
2014-02-05 03:53:42 PM

DubyaHater: Lindsey,
I'm not rich, attractive nor pleasant to be around in general. But I've always wanted to fark you. What do you say? Wanna have a go? I'm available.

Yours truly,
Dubyahater


Heh heh....I was considering getting a red wig, and then find out where she's gonna be drunk tonite.  Hang nearby, while using words such as "old chap", or "tea", or "blimey".

/score
 
2014-02-05 04:09:13 PM

Flab: So unless, you stack gingers in a warehouse (in which case, we don't want to know), I think you meant the latter.


Well if you've got a better way to store them I'd sure like to know.
 
2014-02-05 04:15:45 PM
Wrap it twice, Harry. Then pull out, just to be sure. Then dip it in bleach.
 
2014-02-05 04:19:22 PM

ristst: DubyaHater: Lindsey,
I'm not rich, attractive nor pleasant to be around in general. But I've always wanted to fark you. What do you say? Wanna have a go? I'm available.

Yours truly,
Dubyahater

Heh heh....I was considering getting a red wig, and then find out where she's gonna be drunk tonite.  Hang nearby, while using words such as "old chap", or "tea", or "blimey".

/score


You think Prince Harry would go for that?
 
2014-02-05 05:16:47 PM

oldernell: My money's on Taylor Swift.


I'll give you 4-to-1 in the next 2 years on that.

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www.cottenkandi.com
 
2014-02-05 05:21:19 PM

LonMead: I'll give you 4-to-1 in the next 2 years on that.


Nah. Too easy.
 
2014-02-05 06:05:02 PM
So, what ever happened to that story about her laptop full of nudes being stolen in (I think) China? She may be a diseased skank, but I'm all for more of her nakedness being out there.

/Can't catch the herp though the interwebs. Yet.
 
2014-02-05 07:15:05 PM

Wellon Dowd: Ugh! Time to cleanse my ginger pallet.

[i.imgur.com image 810x1490]


I like my gingers to at least look legal and know what to do...

cdn.hitfix.com
 
2014-02-05 09:34:15 PM

peterthx: Wellon Dowd: Ugh! Time to cleanse my ginger pallet.

[i.imgur.com image 810x1490]

I like my gingers to at least look legal and know what to do...

[cdn.hitfix.com image 850x1134]


For the mature ginger, I also like
mockingjay.net
 
2014-02-05 10:39:34 PM
She should be watched closely. Clearly she's trying to knock off the royal family the slow, messy way.

/V.D.
 
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