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(Cracked)   What it's really like to get a record deal with a major label. Written by that one guy who did that one song   (cracked.com) divider line 78
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2014-02-05 09:21:57 AM  
Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.

...you're telling me there's a white rapper, from frickin' MAINE, and he actually charted?  Who the fark wanted this???
 
2014-02-05 09:45:22 AM  
Two albums into my career as a rapper...

farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2014-02-05 09:59:22 AM  

FriarReb98: Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.

...you're telling me there's a white rapper, from frickin' MAINE, and he actually charted?  Who the fark wanted this???


Gnomesain?
 
2014-02-05 10:05:45 AM  
""bottles in the club, biatches on my junk, Cadillacs literally infesting my house"

I would buy a song with that hook on iTunes.
 

bearded clamorer: Two albums into my career as a rapper...


The article doesn't make you listen to anything.  It is a pretty solid read.
 
2014-02-05 10:18:05 AM  
Subby here. Sorry about the typo in the headline. I is stupid.
 
2014-02-05 10:19:11 AM  
Don't mean nuthin'

/no victim, no crime
 
2014-02-05 10:20:06 AM  
Yeah, I love paying maint. fees on an account just to cash a .01 check.
 
2014-02-05 10:24:31 AM  
It's a business that employs brilliant people in marketing, psychology, mass media, etc to keep making money. At all costs. It's not about the talent. If that were the case, there's thousands of talented people on Youtube who'll never see a cent. Because they're not marketable. Business is a war they say. And it's a war on the consumer who keep(s) shifting and growing up and out of the present days tastes. So, they keep shifting right along with it. Instead of the consumer driving the market though, I'm sure there's billions poured to making the consumer..well....consume the crap that studios produce (you can same the same about the movie industry couldn't you). It's not a nice age we live in. They've learned the techniques of command and control over the years from watching the gov't manipulate the population and I'm sure they feed off of each other, propping up the other with new ideas on how to force people who really aren't that interested in the product. To keep buying. It's Orwellian, subtle and covert. We live in an age of loss of free will that's masked as the ability to choose. That's not possible when we're so manipulated to believe.
 
2014-02-05 10:28:58 AM  
One of the best things you can read along these lines is the chapter "Business 101" from David Lee Roth's autobiography Crazy from the Heat. He points out the major pitfalls that artists fall into, and gives sound advice on what to watch out for.

Vince Neil tells a pretty good story about when Motley Crue was just getting big; apparently, Dave took them under his wing and tried to wise them up to how they were going to get screwed, but they were all too farked up to pay attention. Subsequently, they got totally screwed on their deal.
 
2014-02-05 10:29:03 AM  
DIY, muthafarkas. Let the big labels go the way of the Titanic. They're just payola machines for the next line of whores who don't mind turning their "art" into commercials for soft drinks.
 
2014-02-05 10:31:25 AM  
I'm confused as to what labels actually offer artists these days. Marketing I guess? Distribution if you're actually going to put out a CD, but I would imagine you can quite easily go all digital these days.
 
2014-02-05 10:32:44 AM  
Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
What did you dream? It's alright we told you what to dream.
 
2014-02-05 10:33:09 AM  
Very insightful article. Never heard of the guy but nothing he said in there surprises me.
 
2014-02-05 10:33:52 AM  

Anonymous Bosch: Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
What did you dream? It's alright we told you what to dream.


The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think.
 
2014-02-05 10:39:55 AM  
. iTunes took a small chunk, and then the cost of making that album (production, printing, studio time) was probably $6,000. So I made a profit of $70,000


Hope you socked away at least 35 of it to pay your taxes, Sonny Jim. You're gonna find it real quick why literally every musician out there  incorporates as a record label if they don't sign...
 
2014-02-05 10:43:03 AM  

miscreant: I'm confused as to what labels actually offer artists these days. Marketing I guess? Distribution if you're actually going to put out a CD, but I would imagine you can quite easily go all digital these days.


Marketing, distribution, promotion, etc. which can mean a ton of sales.  They are investing in a product and have certain expectations, so if you don't meet those expectations, they're going to move on.
 
2014-02-05 10:43:35 AM  

miscreant: I'm confused as to what labels actually offer artists these days. Marketing I guess? Distribution if you're actually going to put out a CD, but I would imagine you can quite easily go all digital these days.


same as always.

money.  did you READ the article?
 
2014-02-05 10:46:21 AM  

miscreant: I'm confused as to what labels actually offer artists these days. Marketing I guess? Distribution if you're actually going to put out a CD, but I would imagine you can quite easily go all digital these days.


Not being broke, or a chance to just be a musician and not a wage slave that is also pursuing music as a career.  Because I don't care how many titties get flashed your way, punching in for work at 9am after unloading the van after a gig at 3:30am SUCKS.
 
2014-02-05 10:50:16 AM  

FriarReb98: Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.

...you're telling me there's a white rapper, from frickin' MAINE, and he actually charted?  Who the fark wanted this???


His hit single is charming and funny.  "Christmas Song" is surprisingly emotional. "Pop Song" is better than lots of stuff on the radio.

/old white guy from Maine
 
2014-02-05 10:50:29 AM  

factoryconnection: miscreant: I'm confused as to what labels actually offer artists these days. Marketing I guess? Distribution if you're actually going to put out a CD, but I would imagine you can quite easily go all digital these days.

Not being broke, or a chance to just be a musician and not a wage slave that is also pursuing music as a career.  Because I don't care how many titties get flashed your way, punching in for work at 9am after unloading the van after a gig at 3:30am SUCKS.


My favorite author (he writes action packed vampire novels, very good) has had like 4 or 5 books published.

Saddens me that he still has to work his soul sucking day job.
 
2014-02-05 10:54:43 AM  

frepnog: Saddens me that he still has to work his soul sucking day job.


Flip side: suffering begets creativity.  As a songwriter, nothing has crushed my ability to write like (a) finishing up sea duty on a submarine and transferring to a cherry shore job and (b) being happily married to a wonderful woman.

I don't want anyone to take my job and/or shove it, and not only is she not-big legged, but my woman does have a soul!
 
2014-02-05 11:03:54 AM  

factoryconnection: ""bottles in the club, biatches on my junk, Cadillacs literally infesting my house"

I would buy a song with that hook on iTunes.
 bearded clamorer: Two albums into my career as a rapper...

The article doesn't make you listen to anything.  It is a pretty solid read.


I also enjoyed that line
 
2014-02-05 11:05:50 AM  

factoryconnection: miscreant: I'm confused as to what labels actually offer artists these days. Marketing I guess? Distribution if you're actually going to put out a CD, but I would imagine you can quite easily go all digital these days.

Not being broke, or a chance to just be a musician and not a wage slave that is also pursuing music as a career.  Because I don't care how many titties get flashed your way, punching in for work at 9am after unloading the van after a gig at 3:30am SUCKS.


That article, very good, reading that shiat is like brain food! Even on Crack, it's quite the catch, gives some good insight to that corporate crap, Read that shiat, read it good, read it like it you know you should.
 
2014-02-05 11:12:57 AM  

frepnog: miscreant: I'm confused as to what labels actually offer artists these days. Marketing I guess? Distribution if you're actually going to put out a CD, but I would imagine you can quite easily go all digital these days.

same as always.

money.  did you READ the article?


On Fark? Why would I do that?
 
2014-02-05 11:15:26 AM  

willfullyobscure: . iTunes took a small chunk, and then the cost of making that album (production, printing, studio time) was probably $6,000. So I made a profit of $70,000


Hope you socked away at least 35 of it to pay your taxes, Sonny Jim. You're gonna find it real quick why literally every musician out there  incorporates as a record label if they don't sign...


https://icrs.informe.org/nei-sos-icrs/ ICRS?CorpSumm=20102047DC
 
2014-02-05 11:26:28 AM  

frepnog: factoryconnection: miscreant: I'm confused as to what labels actually offer artists these days. Marketing I guess? Distribution if you're actually going to put out a CD, but I would imagine you can quite easily go all digital these days.

Not being broke, or a chance to just be a musician and not a wage slave that is also pursuing music as a career.  Because I don't care how many titties get flashed your way, punching in for work at 9am after unloading the van after a gig at 3:30am SUCKS.

My favorite author (he writes action packed vampire novels, very good) has had like 4 or 5 books published.

Saddens me that he still has to work his soul sucking day job.


You know, giving his name might help him quitting it someday.
 
2014-02-05 11:27:51 AM  

physt: FriarReb98: Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.

...you're telling me there's a white rapper, from frickin' MAINE, and he actually charted?  Who the fark wanted this???

His hit single is charming and funny.  "Christmas Song" is surprisingly emotional. "Pop Song" is better than lots of stuff on the radio.

/old white guy from Maine


How much snow you got? About 3" so far 20 miles south of Brewer.
 
2014-02-05 11:31:27 AM  

Dancis_Frake: You know, giving his name might help him quitting it someday.


Jeremy L. Lewis.

wrote this series

www.sffaudio.com

/didn't want to seem like a shill
 
2014-02-05 11:31:34 AM  
Obligatory
Link
 
2014-02-05 11:32:41 AM  
coming down pretty good here in auburn...ayuh
 
2014-02-05 11:33:16 AM  

John Buck 41: physt: FriarReb98: Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.

...you're telling me there's a white rapper, from frickin' MAINE, and he actually charted?  Who the fark wanted this???

His hit single is charming and funny.  "Christmas Song" is surprisingly emotional. "Pop Song" is better than lots of stuff on the radio.

/old white guy from Maine

How much snow you got? About 3" so far 20 miles south of Brewer.


I live in Gorham and work in Falmouth.  Looks like about 5" so far and it's not letting up.  Roads were a little rough even in a 4 wheel drive.  Stay home if you can.
 
2014-02-05 11:33:57 AM  

Glitchwerks: miscreant: I'm confused as to what labels actually offer artists these days. Marketing I guess? Distribution if you're actually going to put out a CD, but I would imagine you can quite easily go all digital these days.

Marketing, distribution, promotion, etc. which can mean a ton of sales.


Not always. Former American Idol contestant Carly Smithson, a/k/a Carly Hennessy, had MCA Records pour over two million dollars into her debut album, which tanked spectacularly.
 
2014-02-05 11:35:42 AM  

frepnog: Jeremy L. Lewis


Jeremy F. Lewis (according to the cover). Ok, thanks, I'll give it a look/try

/I'm way behind in terms of reading, however (Butcher, Abercrombie, Correia...)
 
2014-02-05 11:36:58 AM  
Not going to lie, the article was a bit of a surprise.  I was expecting a rehash of Albini's essay in list form.
 
2014-02-05 11:39:38 AM  

Dancis_Frake: frepnog: Jeremy L. Lewis

Jeremy F. Lewis (according to the cover). Ok, thanks, I'll give it a look/try

/I'm way behind in terms of reading, however (Butcher, Abercrombie, Correia...)


whoops, typo.

the series really is good.  he has a very cinematic writing style, you could film the books scene by scene.
 
2014-02-05 11:44:28 AM  
Interesting read.

I listen to the station that originally started playing him and wondered what happened with his record deal. He seems to have a very level headed attitude toward things, and seems happy that he makes a living making music.

Good for him.
 
2014-02-05 11:46:53 AM  
I listened to his tracks, and a lot of it was more of the same.  Catchy but sounds like a guy who spent too much time listening to Sublime and the Offspring.  I skipped to his newer stuff and he is then emulating Dirt Nasty and Andre Legacy.

If you want white guy hip hop, who actually change it up, do things differently, try Wax or George Watsky.
 
2014-02-05 11:56:13 AM  

BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: Subby here. Sorry about the typo in the headline. I is stupid.


"smart"ed your comment for you
 
2014-02-05 11:57:38 AM  

physt: John Buck 41: physt: FriarReb98: Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.  Wait.

...you're telling me there's a white rapper, from frickin' MAINE, and he actually charted?  Who the fark wanted this???

His hit single is charming and funny.  "Christmas Song" is surprisingly emotional. "Pop Song" is better than lots of stuff on the radio.

/old white guy from Maine

How much snow you got? About 3" so far 20 miles south of Brewer.

I live in Gorham and work in Falmouth.  Looks like about 5" so far and it's not letting up.  Roads were a little rough even in a 4 wheel drive.  Stay home if you can.


Already called in. I normally work 11a to 7p and know that as crappy as the roads are now they'll be worse tonite. Plus I had a brutal month in January, I'm all caught up, and my know-nothing but well paid boss quit Monday, so I said 'Fark it'.
 
2014-02-05 12:03:52 PM  
Z Guyeezz!
 
2014-02-05 12:11:02 PM  
I listened to the song, honestly, it made me laugh.
 
2014-02-05 12:14:51 PM  
Great read. This is what the RIAA is deathly afraid of. Viral vids, iTunes, Google Play etc etc.
 
2014-02-05 12:15:06 PM  

bearded clamorer: Two albums into my career as a rapper...


Actually pretty good expose on how the record industry churns out artists and kills creativity.

Would read a more in depth.
 
2014-02-05 12:18:07 PM  

factoryconnection: miscreant: I'm confused as to what labels actually offer artists these days. Marketing I guess? Distribution if you're actually going to put out a CD, but I would imagine you can quite easily go all digital these days.

Not being broke, or a chance to just be a musician and not a wage slave that is also pursuing music as a career.  Because I don't care how many titties get flashed your way, punching in for work at 9am after unloading the van after a gig at 3:30am SUCKS.


This! Did the cover band, and original band stint for a good number of years.

/about 9 inches of snow here in Dover, NH
 
2014-02-05 12:18:54 PM  

bearded clamorer: Two albums into my career as a rapper...

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 250x272]


You did yourself a disservice in your rush to belittle the author. The story applies to all artists being sucked into the machine.
 
2014-02-05 12:21:00 PM  

bearded clamorer: Two albums into my career as a rapper...

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 250x272]


"What's it's..."

[stop reading there.jpg]

What is it is?  Is subby a rapper?
 
2014-02-05 12:22:02 PM  

booger42: Don't mean nuthin'

/no victim, no crime


Nicely put ;-)
 
2014-02-05 12:22:08 PM  

mcmnky: bearded clamorer: Two albums into my career as a rapper...

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 250x272]

"What's it's..."

[stop reading there.jpg]

What is it is?  Is subby a rapper?



Look, I've apologized for's that typos.
 
2014-02-05 12:31:14 PM  

miscreant: Distribution if you're actually going to put out a CD, but I would imagine you can quite easily go all digital these days.


CDs are digital.
 
2014-02-05 12:35:37 PM  
I DNRTFA, but I'd rather not make it big than be a 1 hit wonder.  If you are a 1 hit wonder you have all the negative aspects of being famous (paparazzi, tabloids, stalkers, people trying to sue you because they "know" you have money) without the sort of steady bunches of money for many years that you'd have if you was relevent for 50 years like the Stones or something
 
2014-02-05 12:49:04 PM  

BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: mcmnky: bearded clamorer: Two albums into my career as a rapper...

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 250x272]

"What's it's..."

[stop reading there.jpg]

What is it is?  Is subby a rapper?


Look, I've apologized for's that typos.


BarryTheMasterOfSandwich:I'll take "Greetings" for $100 dollars Alex

Alex Trebek: "A common salutation used in the African-American community"

BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: "What is; "What it is""

Alex Trebek:"Correct for $100. Go again."

i.huffpost.com
 
2014-02-05 01:02:53 PM  

willfullyobscure: . iTunes took a small chunk, and then the cost of making that album (production, printing, studio time) was probably $6,000. So I made a profit of $70,000


Hope you socked away at least 35 of it to pay your taxes, Sonny Jim. You're gonna find it real quick why literally every musician out there  incorporates as a record label if they don't sign...


Yep. I know a band that had signed to a big Indy label, received an advance, recorded, the label decided to not put the record out and sold it back to the artists (who now owed double on it), they sold it on iTunes, paid the company off, broke even, spent the remainder of the money on tour support only to break up. And then the IRS came knocking and they are all serving tables or coffee now just to pay the rent, one of them lives out of his car because uncle Sam is garnishing their wages.
 
2014-02-05 01:07:09 PM  
peewinkle:
Yep. I know a band that had signed to a big Indy label, received an advance, recorded, the label decided to not put the record out and sold it back to the artists (who now owed double on it), they sold it on iTunes, paid the company off, broke even, spent the remainder of the money on tour support only to break up. And then the IRS came knocking and they are all serving tables or coffee now just to pay the rent, one of them lives out of his car because uncle Sam is garnishing their wages.

So signing with a major label is like college loans, then?


/Unless, of course, you're great at playing a children's game.
 
2014-02-05 01:25:16 PM  
So he fit the suit?
 
2014-02-05 01:25:52 PM  

BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: mcmnky: bearded clamorer: Two albums into my career as a rapper...

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 250x272]

"What's it's..."

[stop reading there.jpg]

What is it is?  Is subby a rapper?


Look, I've apologized for's that typos.


My bad.  I'd hadn't seen you're post.
 
2014-02-05 01:32:46 PM  

EyeballKid: DIY, muthafarkas. Let the big labels go the way of the Titanic. They're just payola machines for the next line of whores who don't mind turning their "art" into commercials for soft drinks.


Unless you get found by an HBO tv show like Mackelmore and have a two year old single become a viral hit. At least that 's how it was explained to me.

But they're way into Pareto power distributions. 95% of the money goes to 5% of the music.
 
2014-02-05 02:09:55 PM  

peewinkle: willfullyobscure: . iTunes took a small chunk, and then the cost of making that album (production, printing, studio time) was probably $6,000. So I made a profit of $70,000


Hope you socked away at least 35 of it to pay your taxes, Sonny Jim. You're gonna find it real quick why literally every musician out there  incorporates as a record label if they don't sign...

Yep. I know a band that had signed to a big Indy label, received an advance, recorded, the label decided to not put the record out and sold it back to the artists (who now owed double on it), they sold it on iTunes, paid the company off, broke even, spent the remainder of the money on tour support only to break up. And then the IRS came knocking and they are all serving tables or coffee now just to pay the rent, one of them lives out of his car because uncle Sam is garnishing their wages.


Did any of them think to hire an attorney or an accountant?
 
2014-02-05 02:13:35 PM  

peewinkle: willfullyobscure: . iTunes took a small chunk, and then the cost of making that album (production, printing, studio time) was probably $6,000. So I made a profit of $70,000


Hope you socked away at least 35 of it to pay your taxes, Sonny Jim. You're gonna find it real quick why literally every musician out there  incorporates as a record label if they don't sign...

Yep. I know a band that had signed to a big Indy label, received an advance, recorded, the label decided to not put the record out and sold it back to the artists (who now owed double on it), they sold it on iTunes, paid the company off, broke even, spent the remainder of the money on tour support only to break up. And then the IRS came knocking and they are all serving tables or coffee now just to pay the rent, one of them lives out of his car because uncle Sam is garnishing their wages.


Sounds like they needed a better accountant, didn't keep good records, or both.  Many of the expenses you describe should have been deducted from taxable income, either that year or amortized over a few years.
 
2014-02-05 02:23:20 PM  
as someone who has gotten screwed by a big label as an idiotic teenager in a grunge band and now as an artist who works with small labels (don't look up my music, it's an acquired taste), I'm way happier now than I was then. I've made deals on a handshake and been completely comfortable because I know who I'm working with and small niche labels that screw artists don't last very long. There is enough underground music out there for you to enjoy for the rest of your life regardless of what genre you like. Don't spend your time getting money from people whose sole purpose is to get rich off of you
 
2014-02-05 02:33:19 PM  
welcome to your crony capitalist masters, biatches!
 
2014-02-05 02:34:56 PM  
Besides the aforementioned Albini article (which this is a really good companion to) there's also The Manual by The KLF (a.k.a. Bill Drummond and Jimmy Cauty). Required reading, written by folks who came by their jaded view of the industry honestly.
 
2014-02-05 02:39:08 PM  
He basically said that he's doing alright, and happier since being dropped.

/Just a summary for those that didn't bother to read it.
 
2014-02-05 02:40:14 PM  

frepnog: theflatline: If you want white guy hip hop, who actually change it up, do things differently, try Wax or George Watsky.    kill yourself.

there, ftfy


You have never listed to either have you?
 
2014-02-05 02:43:34 PM  

Oldiron_79: I DNRTFA, but I'd rather not make it big than be a 1 hit wonder.  If you are a 1 hit wonder you have all the negative aspects of being famous (paparazzi, tabloids, stalkers, people trying to sue you because they "know" you have money) without the sort of steady bunches of money for many years that you'd have if you was relevent for 50 years like the Stones or something


I dunno, if you are a one-hit wonder you have a chance to build a loyal fanbase nationwide, if you are any good and are willing to tour constantly after the record industry chews you up and spits you out.  Sure you go from playing small hockey arenas to college ballrooms and large bars, but hey ... for some people making a living writing and performing music beats having a 9-5 job.  And being able to draw 300-500 people a night 200 nights a year will pay the bills.

/I have a 9 to 5 job.
 
2014-02-05 02:46:27 PM  
It's The Shaming of the True.
 
2014-02-05 02:47:18 PM  

theflatline: I listened to his tracks, and a lot of it was more of the same.  Catchy but sounds like a guy who spent too much time listening to Sublime and the Offspring.  I skipped to his newer stuff and he is then emulating Dirt Nasty and Andre Legacy.

If you want white guy hip hop, who actually change it up, do things differently, try Wax or George Watsky.


Ummm Spose doesn't sound like either of those people.  What the fark tracks did you listen to that made you think that?
 
2014-02-05 02:52:00 PM  

html_007: theflatline: I listened to his tracks, and a lot of it was more of the same.  Catchy but sounds like a guy who spent too much time listening to Sublime and the Offspring.  I skipped to his newer stuff and he is then emulating Dirt Nasty and Andre Legacy.

If you want white guy hip hop, who actually change it up, do things differently, try Wax or George Watsky.

Ummm Spose doesn't sound like either of those people.  What the fark tracks did you listen to that made you think that?


I did not say he did, I said, which is my personal opinion, that they are a bit more original than he is.  They cab be silly, they can be deep, but they are not parodys...
 
2014-02-05 03:01:48 PM  
I've checked out a bunch of Spose since reading this article, and I plan to buy one of his albums come payday. He seems pretty cool to me.

Another one hit wonder that I ended up liking a lot is Marcy Playground. Their last album, Leaving Wonderland in a fit of Rage, is one of my all-time favorites (like, maybe top 30 or 40). Sometimes, a one hit wonder turns out to have deserved better, but what are you gonna do?
 
2014-02-05 03:12:18 PM  

BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: I've checked out a bunch of Spose since reading this article, and I plan to buy one of his albums come payday. He seems pretty cool to me.

Another one hit wonder that I ended up liking a lot is Marcy Playground. Their last album, Leaving Wonderland in a fit of Rage, is one of my all-time favorites (like, maybe top 30 or 40). Sometimes, a one hit wonder turns out to have deserved better, but what are you gonna do?


Do people consider Marcy Playground a one hit wonder? Sex & Candy was obviously the only tune that really got much radio play but the rest of their catalog was pretty good as well. However, I guess none considered "hits" in the wide spread sense.
 
2014-02-05 03:29:27 PM  

frepnog: factoryconnection: miscreant: I'm confused as to what labels actually offer artists these days. Marketing I guess? Distribution if you're actually going to put out a CD, but I would imagine you can quite easily go all digital these days.

Not being broke, or a chance to just be a musician and not a wage slave that is also pursuing music as a career.  Because I don't care how many titties get flashed your way, punching in for work at 9am after unloading the van after a gig at 3:30am SUCKS.

My favorite author (he writes action packed vampire novels, very good) has had like 4 or 5 books published.

Saddens me that he still has to work his soul sucking day job.


I know a whole bunch of writers who are "successful" in that a publishing house publishes their books and they get enough sales that they get decent royalty checks. Every single one of them has a day job because even though their publishers are dying to print the next book in their series, it still doesn't pay well enough to replace all the benefits they get from working. The friend who is most successful could make ends meet except he and his kid have (different) preexisting conditions so they really need the guy's awesome insurance he gets from his work. Even John Scalzi says that until the last few years when his fiction career really took off, they relied on his wife's job for insurance, and they're all healthy.
 
2014-02-05 03:49:24 PM  

Brokenseas: Oldiron_79: I DNRTFA, but I'd rather not make it big than be a 1 hit wonder.  If you are a 1 hit wonder you have all the negative aspects of being famous (paparazzi, tabloids, stalkers, people trying to sue you because they "know" you have money) without the sort of steady bunches of money for many years that you'd have if you was relevent for 50 years like the Stones or something

I dunno, if you are a one-hit wonder you have a chance to build a loyal fanbase nationwide, if you are any good and are willing to tour constantly after the record industry chews you up and spits you out.  Sure you go from playing small hockey arenas to college ballrooms and large bars, but hey ... for some people making a living writing and performing music beats having a 9-5 job.  And being able to draw 300-500 people a night 200 nights a year will pay the bills.

/I have a 9 to 5 job.


Well something else I noticed on like a VH1 100 greatest 1 hit wonders of the 80s or some such program is that many people who are 1 hit wonders as artists are very sucessful as writers and wrote most of the songs for the1 hit wonders of the 90s, 00s etc, but I dont consider someone who wrote many hits they didnt preform to be a 1 hit wonder in the strict sense of the word.
 
2014-02-05 03:55:35 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: as someone who has gotten screwed by a big label as an idiotic teenager in a grunge band and now as an artist who works with small labels (don't look up my music, it's an acquired taste), I'm way happier now than I was then. I've made deals on a handshake and been completely comfortable because I know who I'm working with and small niche labels that screw artists don't last very long. There is enough underground music out there for you to enjoy for the rest of your life regardless of what genre you like. Don't spend your time getting money from people whose sole purpose is to get rich off of you


I'm someone who likes acquired tastes (The Fall, Fark Buttons, Can), so don't be shy - give us a plug.
 
2014-02-05 06:02:17 PM  
"3. You Write Songs by Committee"

and apparently articles for Cracked.  It multiple interviews by Cracked to put out a piece that is straight from the Ric Romero school of journalism.
 
2014-02-05 07:50:42 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: There is enough underground music out there for you to enjoy for the rest of your life regardless of what genre you like.


Word up on this.

/Go to their bandcamp pages, send 'em a fiver

.

farkeruk: I'm someone who likes acquired tastes (The Fall, Fark Buttons, Can), so don't be shy - give us a plug.


Click on his profile, go to his bandcamp page, send him a fiver!
 
2014-02-05 07:52:12 PM  
It's a shame he isn't a hot teenage girl from New Zealand.  Lorde's first hit was in the same vein, but more soulful and farkable.
 
2014-02-05 08:34:12 PM  
7. Labels Hunt for Unique Voices

farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2014-02-06 02:19:10 AM  
I listened to his "Awesome" song and was underwhelmed.  Of course, I've been listening to this quite a bit lately, which, while an unfair comparison, certainly puts the banality in sharp contrast.
 
2014-02-06 02:34:35 AM  

Booyaxe: factoryconnection: miscreant: I'm confused as to what labels actually offer artists these days. Marketing I guess? Distribution if you're actually going to put out a CD, but I would imagine you can quite easily go all digital these days.

Not being broke, or a chance to just be a musician and not a wage slave that is also pursuing music as a career.  Because I don't care how many titties get flashed your way, punching in for work at 9am after unloading the van after a gig at 3:30am SUCKS.

This! Did the cover band, and original band stint for a good number of years.

/about 9 inches of snow here in Dover, NH


Spent one winter in Dover. Holy hell, you people are brave.

I'm from St. Louis, so I'm used to a little snow but God DAMN.

Anyway I heard the "I'm Awesome" song a few years back and thought it was pretty funny. This guy wrote a good article and it's nice to see he can make money on his own.
 
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