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(TC Palm)   "Do you know who I am. I am Robert Radford. The baddest mother (fornicator) around. I am going to kick your (hindquarters). You are (a female dog) and a mother (fornicator)." Radford, of Vero Beach, was arrested on a disorderly intoxication charge   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 22
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2014-02-05 08:22:34 AM  
Maybe he meant to say baldest man around?
 
2014-02-05 08:24:11 AM  
What's his FARK log in?
 
2014-02-05 08:24:36 AM  
Does that newspaper have a filter like Fark does?

Bit chilly outside oncoont4.
 
2014-02-05 08:25:46 AM  
Badder that ol' Kink Kong?  Meaner than a junkyard dog?
 
2014-02-05 08:26:25 AM  
FTA: The qualifications to become "the baddest mother (fornicator) around" were not listed.

Damnit... if they'd only list the qualifications, I might fit them!!!
 
2014-02-05 08:26:49 AM  
That was probably the funniest story I'll read all day. Possibly all week.
 
2014-02-05 08:34:03 AM  
I'm the farking Sundance Kid, for fark's sake!
 
2014-02-05 08:36:27 AM  
That vodka will turn you into one badass mofo, for sure. It's a magic potion. Specillay if you put some olives up in that shiat.
 
2014-02-05 08:44:50 AM  
Read that as Robert Redford
 
2014-02-05 08:46:06 AM  
Meh, he's no Bill Brasky.
 
2014-02-05 08:46:34 AM  
img.fark.net

What? You think I've never ridden in a Cadillac?
 
2014-02-05 08:47:24 AM  

Slypork: Read that as Robert Redford


As did I.  Made more sense that way.
 
2014-02-05 08:52:34 AM  

bikerbob59: Badder that ol' Kink Kong?  Meaner than a junkyard dog?


Tell me more, that sounds....kinky!
 
2014-02-05 08:59:36 AM  
Holy crap what a scoop.

Guy gets drunk and when confronted gets belligerent.

Film at eleven.
 
2014-02-05 09:02:10 AM  

Slypork: Read that as Robert Redford


Yeah, me too.
 
2014-02-05 10:31:49 AM  

Slypork: Read that as Robert Redford


ditto.
 
2014-02-05 11:53:37 AM  

WTFDYW: That was probably the funniest story I'll read all day. Possibly all week.


If you liked that, read the rest of Will Greenlee's blog posts. Every one of this hack's blog posts are essentially the same formula, applied to different stories.

Why does Fark keep greenlighting this shiat? It doesn't even say "Featured Partner", but he's gotta be paying/blowing someone on the staff.
 
2014-02-05 12:20:20 PM  
"I'm Robert Radford, darn it!  I was the Sand Dance Kid!  The Eclectic Norseman!  Dang it, I was on Rob Sterling's 'Twilight Area'!!"
 
2014-02-05 12:37:05 PM  
Damn right I'm bad.

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2014-02-05 01:53:55 PM  

croesius: WTFDYW: That was probably the funniest story I'll read all day. Possibly all week.

If you liked that, read the rest of Will Greenlee's blog posts. Every one of this hack's blog posts are essentially the same formula, applied to different stories.


He was funny the first few times, but his shtick got old real fast.

Why does Fark keep greenlighting this shiat? It doesn't even say "Featured Partner", but he's gotta be paying/blowing someone on the staff.

My suspicions, also. Green one of my submissions and I might be persuaded to think otherwise. You know who you are and so do I.
 
2014-02-05 03:30:47 PM  
Radford has not been the same since Newman left the United States Post Office,
 
2014-02-05 09:19:36 PM  
The never mention an old man's military service unless he beats up a robber.
 
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