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(Daily Mail)   You can now be imprisoned for trolling yourself. Hope you're listening, you useless bag of dicks submitter and your boring links   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 42
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2014-02-05 08:25:03 AM
Looks like she trolled herself by avoiding all exercise besides lifting a fork.
 
2014-02-05 08:35:41 AM
Jeezus, subby... How about a little warning?

/Scrolled down too quickly and was startled by pigface
 
2014-02-05 08:44:43 AM
She sent vile messages on Facebook - known as trolling - using fake accounts set up in her family's names

Identity theft
Defamation
Fraud

But, yeah, okay, call it "trolling." More quality journalism from the Daily Mail.
 
2014-02-05 08:46:10 AM
img.fark.net

GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
 
2014-02-05 09:24:13 AM

SmackLT: [img.fark.net image 632x489]

GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
2014-02-05 09:29:11 AM

Epicedion: SmackLT: [img.fark.net image 632x489]

GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


She looks like the kind of person who would troll herself.
 
2014-02-05 09:53:22 AM

kronicfeld: She sent vile messages on Facebook - known as trolling - using fake accounts set up in her family's names

Identity theft
Defamation
Fraud

But, yeah, okay, call it "trolling." More quality journalism from the Daily Mail.


Also FTA:
"Chapman then reported the abuse to police claiming she'd been 'trolled' in a warped attempt to frame them.
Officers then arrested her stepmother and issued warnings to her father and other bewildered relatives."

Which is why she was done for Perverting the Course of Justice  (Obstrution of Justice to you yanks I think). So not for trolling herself at all.

You could probably get away with most of it as long as you don't report them to the police.  The moment you do that you're wasting police time and perverting the course of justice.

/Fail Daily
 
2014-02-05 10:02:51 AM
Nope, sounds like she was jailed for false statements to police.
But that's not as inciteful as the headline.
British "news" is garbage.  And sometimes Fark is no better.
 
2014-02-05 10:12:58 AM

Begoggle: Nope, sounds like she was jailed for false statements to police.
But that's not as inciteful as the headline.
British "news" is garbage.  And sometimes Fark is no better.


"Sometimes" ?
 
2014-02-05 10:25:40 AM

Richard C Stanford: Epicedion: SmackLT: [img.fark.net image 632x489]

GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

She looks like the kind of person who would troll herself.


You misunderstood. "Trolling" can also mean "converting someone or some thing into a Troll or Ogre".

That's what they means she did to herself.
 
2014-02-05 10:27:48 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 10:32:58 AM

Pinko_Commie: Also FTA:
"Chapman then reported the abuse to police claiming she'd been 'trolled' in a warped attempt to frame them.
Officers then arrested her stepmother and issued warnings to her father and other bewildered relatives."

Which is why she was done for Perverting the Course of Justice (Obstrution of Justice to you yanks I think). So not for trolling herself at all.


That's malicious prosecution in my jurisdiction. Same thing.
 
2014-02-05 10:37:20 AM

MrBallou: Richard C Stanford: Epicedion: SmackLT: [img.fark.net image 632x489]

GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

She looks like the kind of person who would troll herself.

You misunderstood. "Trolling" can also mean "converting someone or some thing into a Troll or Ogre".

That's what they means she did to herself.


So her next act was to go live under a bridge and hide from the sun?
 
2014-02-05 11:03:30 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost:


Gabe Newell's biological daughter.
 
2014-02-05 11:16:27 AM

SmackLT: [img.fark.net image 632x489]

GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIE
 
2014-02-05 11:21:07 AM

RoxtarRyan: SmackLT: [img.fark.net image 632x489]

GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIE SOME COOKIES

 
2014-02-05 11:28:13 AM
need eye bleach plz
 
2014-02-05 11:30:22 AM
I see all the better farkisms are done, leaves me with...
Bathe it and send it to my chamber.


/wait a sec....
 
2014-02-05 12:04:16 PM
"She sent vile messages on Facebook - known as trolling"

Those farktards would not know what trolling was if it bit them in their hitler loving asses.
 
2014-02-05 12:33:40 PM
Jesus Christ Abe Vigoda's Ghost wtf.
 
2014-02-05 12:44:59 PM
the day the word "troll" falls out of common use will be farking great
 
2014-02-05 12:45:14 PM
I call BS. A woman would never accuse somebody of a crime that they didn't commit. And even if she did, punishing her will just keep actual victims of bullying from contacting police.

This story is proof that the UK hates women.
 
2014-02-05 12:45:47 PM

kvinesknows: "She sent vile messages on Facebook - known as trolling"

Those farktards would not know what trolling was if it bit them in their hitler loving asses.


the fark moderator definition of "trolling", excellent
 
2014-02-05 01:02:05 PM
Oh, dear lord......

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-05 01:09:19 PM
Cheesah beecha wonky Chewbacca
 
2014-02-05 01:10:14 PM

kronicfeld: She sent vile messages on Facebook - known as trolling - using fake accounts set up in her family's names

Identity theft
Defamation
Fraud

But, yeah, okay, call it "trolling." More quality journalism from the Daily Mail.


Yeah, I don't think it's trolling either. You nailed it. DailyMail sucks ass, every once in a great while their format is actually cool, but 99.999999999999% of the time, it's a waste of bandwidth, electricity, silicon and time.
 
2014-02-05 01:51:22 PM
That's no woman. That's a small moon.
 
2014-02-05 01:52:26 PM
where are the Jabba quotes??
 
2014-02-05 01:52:29 PM
Jabba's really let himself go
 
2014-02-05 02:00:55 PM
media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
 
2014-02-05 02:28:46 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 634x585]


its kind of an improvement actually
 
2014-02-05 02:52:37 PM
As requested. Image clicky NSFW!!

cdn.uproxx.com
 
2014-02-05 03:04:29 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 04:25:57 PM
1. troll self on Facebook.
2. get trolled of Fark
3. profit.
 
2014-02-05 06:20:46 PM

BumpInTheNight: I see all the better farkisms are done, leaves me with...
Bathe it and send it to my chamber.


/wait a sec....


All right, but it's going to take a while.
 
2014-02-05 06:30:26 PM
img.fark.net

Fohtooh ma Solo kaychahlah. Cheessa neenjah mah wongee Chewbacca. Kanjee teh droid. Ah, chicaboog noon-eeg Solo. Tah keeng sa leeng ah pak mugglah, Koonyah mahlyass koong! Ees too rong tah oong jedi mind trick!
 
2014-02-05 07:20:30 PM
Holy shiat, what is that thing?
 
2014-02-05 09:04:04 PM

LograyX: BumpInTheNight: I see all the better farkisms are done, leaves me with...
Bathe it and send it to my chamber.


/wait a sec....

All right, but it's going to take a while.


Save yourself some time, run her through this:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-02-05 09:59:11 PM

SmackLT: [img.fark.net image 632x489]

GAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


Jaysus.

/what has been seen, cannot be unseen, etc.
 
2014-02-05 11:17:52 PM
What, no 'GAH!  KILL IT WITH FIRE'?

And to p4p3rm4t3, thank you for the lovely eyebleach.  It nearly worked, until the Jabba the Hutt picture.
 
2014-02-06 12:33:05 AM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Abe Vigoda's Ghost:

Gabe Newell's biological daughter.


That both terrified me and made me laugh uncontrollably
 
2014-02-06 10:33:36 AM
Dammit.

farm8.staticflickr.com
 
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