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(UTV (Ireland))   Donkey sanctuary hopes to attract volunteers by offering regular 'donkey cuddles' to everyone who shows up, punches for those who stay more than a week   (u.tv) divider line 9
    More: Sappy, County Antrim, UTV  
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2014-02-05 10:05:21 AM  
2 votes:
Oh, I went to one of those places when I was in Tijuana. It was ...uh, unique.
2014-02-05 11:57:50 AM  
1 votes:

trappedspirit: [i141.photobucket.com image 400x300]


There are a couple of comedy classics every boy should watch when they turn 12.
That's one of them.
At the time I thought it was mankind's greatest achievement.


www.eatsleeplivefilm.com
2014-02-05 11:16:20 AM  
1 votes:
i141.photobucket.com
2014-02-05 11:13:05 AM  
1 votes:

Primitive Screwhead: FirstNationalBastard: mod3072: You know, I really didn't know what the term "donkey punch" really meant until just a few minutes ago (thanks again, google, for stealing another little piece of my soul). I always assumed I had a rough idea of what it meant, but I was way off. What the hell is wrong with you people??

Then you may not want to look up jelly donut or blue waffle.

/hint: they're not food items, and the pictures are quite NSFW

Lemon Party to help wash it down and then take a bath with Tub Girl...


He may know what a Donkey Punch is now, but he should never look for a goat, see?
2014-02-05 10:20:33 AM  
1 votes:

mod3072: You know, I really didn't know what the term "donkey punch" really meant until just a few minutes ago (thanks again, google, for stealing another little piece of my soul). I always assumed I had a rough idea of what it meant, but I was way off. What the hell is wrong with you people??


I'm sorry we've offended your delicate sensibilities.  You know what will make you feel better?  Head over to a Panera Bread Company and ask for their new Blueberry Pumpkin danish.  It's an off menu item, so you'll have to ask for it by name.  Just walk right up to the register and say "I'll have a blumpkin, please."
2014-02-05 10:18:22 AM  
1 votes:
What's this politically correct "donkey cuddles" BS? Say what you mean, and grab some ass.
2014-02-05 10:14:13 AM  
1 votes:
You know, I really didn't know what the term "donkey punch" really meant until just a few minutes ago (thanks again, google, for stealing another little piece of my soul). I always assumed I had a rough idea of what it meant, but I was way off. What the hell is wrong with you people??
2014-02-05 10:14:04 AM  
1 votes:
"Jimmy, the longer you hug that donkey, the happier he seems to...ahhh....Jimmy don't touch that. OK here's a towelette."
2014-02-05 10:13:31 AM  
1 votes:
I'm on the fence as to whether or not I want to GIS "donkey cuddles"
 
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