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(Mirror.co.uk)   Justin Bieber smoked the fish on private jet for Super Bowl, made pilots wear oxygen masks on flight so they wouldn't pass out   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 272
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2014-02-05 08:16:14 AM
Damn! So close to controlled flight into terrain! That's my bet for the death pool.
 
2014-02-05 08:20:01 AM
Smoked the fish?
 
2014-02-05 08:38:06 AM
Herring or salmon?  Coz smoked salmon is the shiat, yo...
 
2014-02-05 08:40:18 AM
Smoke him a kipper, he'll be back for breakfast.
 
2014-02-05 08:40:40 AM

xanadian: Coz smoked salmon is the shiat, yo...


That's more of a Drake thing.
 
2014-02-05 08:51:42 AM
s23.postimg.org
 
2014-02-05 08:57:48 AM

www.sandiego.com


Why let them miss out on the fun, rookie?
 
2014-02-05 09:03:30 AM
Fish is euphemism for Pole, right?
 
2014-02-05 09:06:26 AM
I happened to spend a couple hours in an FBO with Beiber's pilots last year some time, and they were biatching about having to threaten to just land the plane at the nearest airport unless he and his entourage stopped smoking.

Also, the catering was (I shiat you not) the largest pile of Chick-fil-A sandwiches I have ever seen.

He, and the people around him, are some classy individuals. Made me appreciate even my most asshole-ish passenger.

/plane in TFA isn't what he was flying in then, so I assume he goes through a lot of crews/charter companies.
 
2014-02-05 09:46:56 AM
Was it a chub? Nothing wrong with smoking a chub.
 
2014-02-05 09:51:35 AM
Be a shame to lose 2 good pilots, but if his charter becomes a smoking hole in the ground, shed tears I will not.
 
2014-02-05 09:57:09 AM

Tellingthem: Was it a chub? Nothing wrong with smoking a chub.


Sing it, sister!
 
2014-02-05 10:01:47 AM
NOOOOOOOOO!
 
2014-02-05 10:02:32 AM
Subby should had posted this link, it's more interesting

NSFW BTW


http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/justin-bieber-pictured-bi ti ng-strippers-3107646
 
2014-02-05 10:02:40 AM

Tr0mBoNe: Damn! So close to controlled flight into terrain! That's my bet for the death pool.


This. I strongly encourage him to take flying lessons.
 
2014-02-05 10:04:16 AM
Can't we get some old school East Coast / West Coast rivalry BS going so we can rid the world of this menace?  Surely those guys are up for that??

Would help his street cred more that egging a house
 
2014-02-05 10:05:21 AM

Tellingthem: Was it a chub? Nothing wrong with smoking a chub.


In the vernacular, chub is a penis
 
2014-02-05 10:05:39 AM
The same one JFK Jr. used!
 
2014-02-05 10:07:29 AM
I heard that Bieber was responsible for the Bronco's performance, as well.

/any normal 19 year old accused of this would wind up in a holding pen and get shipped back to Canada
 
2014-02-05 10:07:42 AM
Perhaps when that poor kid dies from an OD in 8 years or so (that whole "rule of 27" thing for musicians), he could become a warning for parents to not to pressure their children and thrust them into world they're not mature enough for.

/My bet is age 20 in Vegas wrapping a Ferrari around a lightpole.
 
2014-02-05 10:08:31 AM
csb:
Sister's boyfriend is a ski guy. Mostly does guided tours into the backcountry, but used to work at Brighton ski area. This Bieber character showed up for lessons, and couldn't be bothered with tipping his snowboard instructor. /csb

The little shiat is nothing but a world-class asshole. The pilots should have just tossed him out of the plane.
 
2014-02-05 10:08:46 AM
This idiot gives a bad name to marijuana smokers.
 
2014-02-05 10:09:14 AM
Funny, once I clicked to learn if "smoked fish" was a euphemism or literal, I found was more interested in the sidebar article about President Clinton having an affair with Elizabeth Hurley ...

//"a" euphemism or "an" euphemism? English, you so weird
 
2014-02-05 10:09:17 AM

Nexzus: Perhaps when that poor kid dies from an OD in 8 years or so (that whole "rule of 27" thing for musicians), he could become a warning for parents to not to pressure their children and thrust them into world they're not mature enough for.

/My bet is age 20 in Vegas wrapping a Ferrari around a lightpole.


Considering Bieber and Lohan, I'd settle for the parents not partying with the kids.
 
2014-02-05 10:10:05 AM

Nexzus: Perhaps when that poor kid dies from an OD in 8 years or so (that whole "rule of 27" thing for musicians), he could become a warning for parents to not to pressure their children and thrust them into world they're not mature enough for.

/My bet is age 20 in Vegas wrapping a Ferrari around a lightpole.


I had Porsche/tree but then Paul Walker had to go and ruin all my fun.
 
2014-02-05 10:10:13 AM
I was going to make a comment that he will remain a household name, bad publicity, etc as long as things like this garner attention.

But, I don't want to be a hypocrite.

Go back to Canada you insolent little shiatstain. And take your societal devolutionary father with you.
I've glazed donuts with better results than your existence.
 
2014-02-05 10:10:51 AM

BeerBear: Subby should had posted this link, it's more interesting

NSFW BTW

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/justin-bieber-pictured-bi ti ng-strippers-3107646


Volley balls. Ugly volley balls.
 
2014-02-05 10:10:59 AM
I am absolutely not suggesting that somebody should beat the living shiat out of that little skid mark.
 
2014-02-05 10:12:02 AM
Taxi drivers biatching about their fare and a waitress complaining about a customer. Nothing new under the sun. That's a full-time hobby for most of these service-industry drones.
 
2014-02-05 10:14:24 AM

T-Servo: I heard that Bieber was responsible for the Bronco's performance, as well.

/any normal 19 year old accused of this would wind up in a holding pen and get shipped back to Canada


No wonder Cowlings was driving it so slowly.
 
2014-02-05 10:15:07 AM

Earl of Chives: Taxi drivers biatching about their fare and a waitress complaining about a customer. Nothing new under the sun. That's a full-time hobby for most of these service-industry drones.


2/10. You got me to respond, let's see what else happens.
 
2014-02-05 10:15:11 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: Smoked the fish?


I haven't yet checked the urban wiki translator thing, but I'm pretty sure it's a homosexual reference.
 
2014-02-05 10:15:34 AM

Earl of Chives: Taxi drivers biatching about their fare and a waitress complaining about a customer. Nothing new under the sun. That's a full-time hobby for most of these service-industry drones.


that's very tea party of you
 
2014-02-05 10:16:00 AM

Earl of Chives: Taxi drivers biatching about their fare and a waitress complaining about a customer. Nothing new under the sun. That's a full-time hobby for most of these service-industry drones.


I really referring to charter airline pilots as service industry drones?
 
2014-02-05 10:18:22 AM

blacksharpiemarker: This idiot gives a bad name to marijuana smokers.


This is how all the deadbeat potheads I've ever known acted.
 
2014-02-05 10:19:40 AM
If he actually smoked a salmon in flight, my respect for him as a crazy rock star would actually increase. That's like slapping a groupie with a dead shark or snorting a line of ants territory.
 
2014-02-05 10:20:15 AM

Gentoolive: Rev. Skarekroe: Smoked the fish?

I haven't yet checked the urban wiki translator thing, but I'm pretty sure it's a homosexual reference.


kanyegayfish.jpg
 
2014-02-05 10:20:56 AM
The two other bags were listed as belonging to his personal assistant and his personal trainer.
However both "disavowed knowledge of the contents of the bags and stated they were actually Bieber's bags, but they were forced to place their names on the bags," according to the report.

Threw the little punk right under the bus.
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Following the game, which Seattle won 43 - 8, Bieber headed in to Manhattan to attend several post game parties. However he was turned away by several clubs including the exclusive 1Oak.
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-02-05 10:21:23 AM

Tom_Slick: Earl of Chives: Taxi drivers biatching about their fare and a waitress complaining about a customer. Nothing new under the sun. That's a full-time hobby for most of these service-industry drones.

I really referring to charter airline pilots as service industry drones?


The only way I want to see a drone involved with the Beebs is a Reaper lobbing a Hellfire missile at his face.
 
2014-02-05 10:21:31 AM
Can't the pilots get their licenses pulled for allowing that on their plane? It's got to be a major safety violation when the pilots are in danger of getting baked.
 
2014-02-05 10:21:48 AM
PIcture of "Dad."

cdn.popdust.com

The turd doesn't fall far from the toilet.
 
2014-02-05 10:24:36 AM
If he'd cooked lutefisk on a private jet, I would have been impressed.

/still would have required oxygen masks
 
2014-02-05 10:24:55 AM
And just think: in two years he gets to start drinking.
 
2014-02-05 10:25:24 AM
The solution would have been to have the crew wear O2 masks and then depressurize the plane... you know, to air it out.
 
2014-02-05 10:25:37 AM

Gentoolive: This is how all the deadbeat potheads I've ever known acted.


You should hang out with non-deadbeat potheads instead.  They're much nicer.
 
2014-02-05 10:26:41 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Smoke him a kipper, he'll be back for breakfast.


fandomania.com



Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas

 
2014-02-05 10:27:21 AM

ChrisDe: Can't the pilots get their licenses pulled for allowing that on their plane? It's got to be a major safety violation when the pilots are in danger of getting baked.


I was wondering about the $500 you can get charged for making a hotel room smell like cigarettes. What's the service charge for making a private jet smell like weed?

/pilots did due diligence, as far as I can tell
//argument in favor of arming pilots
 
2014-02-05 10:27:44 AM
I dry cure my salmon for 24 hours first using a mixture of salt, pepper, sugar, and brown sugar, then cold smoke it for 8 hours using apple or cherry wood.  Very, very tasty, usually better than the store bought stuff.  I don't think I would do it aboard a plane, though, as turbulence could jostle fish, which is actuallt pretty delicate towards the end.
 
2014-02-05 10:27:46 AM

Diogenes: PIcture of "Dad."

[cdn.popdust.com image 617x413]

The turd doesn't fall far from the toilet.


That pic broke my Douche-o-meter
 
2014-02-05 10:28:12 AM

Nexzus: Perhaps when that poor kid dies from an OD in 8 years or so (that whole "rule of 27" thing for musicians), he could become a warning for parents to not to pressure their children and thrust them into world they're not mature enough for.

/My bet is age 20 in Vegas wrapping a Ferrari around a lightpole.


I can't wait until he gets to be 27.  You better not be shiatting me Nexzus!!
 
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