gopher321: They should open displays at the local farmer's markets.
Pants full of macaroni!!: People still go to malls?
crotchgrabber: Costco has had casket displays for years here.
hungryhungryhorus: Who ever said America's obesity problem wouldn't solve itself?Anecdotally, I recently spotted an obese shopper open-carrying a pistol in a Target(fittingly). Presumably he was attempting to make a statement about gun rights because there's pretty much zero crime in the area. Anyway, the mental image I conjured up of him trying to sprint his portly jiggling behind to the scene of an active crime, wiping away sweat with a meaty paw, and gasping for enough oxygen to keep him from fainting provided me with more than a little entertainment.
cgraves67: Oh, I thought that was just a new Hot Topic store aimed at older people.
DarkSoulNoHope: //I am not going to care if my body gets cushioning if I am not alive to enjoy it (If I decide to do the stereotypical Goth casketbed in the future, if I can afford, I might care then about cushioning! :-P )///Would be upset though if the Rabbi and the pallbearers are the only ones there at my funeral
xria: DarkSoulNoHope: //I am not going to care if my body gets cushioning if I am not alive to enjoy it (If I decide to do the stereotypical Goth casketbed in the future, if I can afford, I might care then about cushioning! :-P )///Would be upset though if the Rabbi and the pallbearers are the only ones there at my funeralIf you are at your own funeral I would think the priorities would be to get out of the coffin rather than get depressed about a low turnout.
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