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(Martin County Times)   Fark-Ready Headline: Sleeping Florida man arrested in drive-thru, offers cops taco as I.D. from inside burning car   (martincountytimes.com) divider line 26
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2014-02-05 06:25:15 AM
They didn't know the truck was on fire until the suspect got out of it.

That's some fine police work there, Lou.
 
2014-02-05 07:02:12 AM
Crap.

I think this might have been me.

/this is in no way an admission to guilt.
 
2014-02-05 07:14:26 AM
"Sir, are you aware that this taco expired four days ago? You're going to have to go down the the Department of Vehicle Tacos and get this renewed."
 
2014-02-05 07:30:15 AM
NOPE! Nope. Wasn't me.

ugh, thank goodness. I was kinda worried.
 
2014-02-05 07:37:28 AM
I laughed at the headline. /been that drunk once or thrice
 
2014-02-05 07:42:40 AM
This might have worked had it been a donut shop drive through.
 
2014-02-05 07:53:26 AM
FTA "When asked for his I.D., the man handed the officers a taco. He then began trying to eat the taco."

Definitely wasn't using fake I.D..
 
2014-02-05 07:54:15 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-05 07:57:33 AM
Hi officer!  I'll take a burger, fries ... and some FLAPJACKS!  Too early for Flapjacks?

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-05 07:58:28 AM
Oh, Florida. Some people say other states should get tags. But can any of them match the Floridaness that is Florida?
 
2014-02-05 07:59:18 AM

LtDarkstar: Hi officer!  I'll take a burger, fries ... and some FLAPJACKS!  Too early for Flapjacks?

[img.fark.net image 836x460]


HEY!!!

That was in Pennsylvania, d*ck.
 
2014-02-05 08:08:28 AM
Florida man. Worst superhero ever.
 
2014-02-05 08:09:43 AM
Man, subby, you've been holding on to this story since 2011 and all you could think of was the old "Fark ready headline" shtick?
 
2014-02-05 08:21:34 AM
Well, they're $30 each but you can't beat the tacos they make down at the DMV.
 
2014-02-05 08:22:27 AM
www.globalnerdy.com

Can you put this on my taco?
 
2014-02-05 08:32:17 AM

Farce-Side: Man, subby, you've been holding on to this story since 2011 and all you could think of was the old "Fark ready headline" shtick?


He found it via Reddit. Apparently there is a whole subreddit dedicated to this guy.
 
2014-02-05 08:44:00 AM
What a show stopper!
 
2014-02-05 08:49:20 AM

Sim Tree: Oh, Florida. Some people say other states should get tags. But can any of them match the Floridaness that is Florida?


I am going to Florida in March. Its my first time to the USA. Strange that this state is going to be my first real impression of America and Americans.
 
2014-02-05 09:24:44 AM

Sim Tree: Oh, Florida. Some people say other states should get tags. But can any of them match the Floridaness that is Florida?


This.  And consider, this is just an ordinary day in Florida, nothing special.

/they got game
 
2014-02-05 09:54:12 AM
Well... That headline has it all.
 
2014-02-05 10:24:47 AM

Publikwerks: [i.imgur.com image 850x478]


Thank you for that
 
2014-02-05 11:20:29 AM

Gentoolive: Well... That headline has it all.


Thereby alleviating any need to RTA.

/dnrta
 
2014-02-05 11:45:29 AM
October 12th, 2011 at 01:11 PM

Seriously Subby??

/checks calendar
//still 2014
 
2014-02-05 11:54:54 AM

poot42: October 12th, 2011 at 01:11 PM

Seriously Subby??

/checks calendar
//still 2014


Wait... WHAT?!!!

*rubs eyes*

HOLY SH*T I'M IN THE FUTURE!!

What'd I miss?
 
2014-02-05 01:43:31 PM

poot42: October 12th, 2011 at 01:11 PM

Seriously Subby??

/checks calendar
//still 2014


doh!
 
2014-02-05 08:45:55 PM
really, really poor. submitter and moderator should be embarrassed.
 
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