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(Jezebel)   You want a toe Jesus? I can get you a toe Jesus... with nail polish   (jezebel.com) divider line 7
    More: Asinine, Jesus Christ, misconceptions  
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3863 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Feb 2014 at 3:07 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-05 05:03:29 AM  
2 votes:
"Paula Osuna was just minding her own business when she fell down the stairs and totally jacked her foot. "

She cannot walk a flight of steps but I bet she can climb the fark out of trees, can't she?

Goony goo goo!
2014-02-05 03:25:22 AM  
2 votes:
Hallelujah! He Is Risen!


img.tfd.com
2014-02-05 04:00:20 AM  
1 votes:
One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus...

i.imgur.com
2014-02-05 03:55:41 AM  
1 votes:
Over the years people have reported the face of Jesus on everything imaginable, what if this is actually true, but not the way most think.

Jesus is actually an inter dimensional alien who's trying to alert people to his plight of being stuck in a layer of subspace. He's trying desperately to project a hologram of himself into our reality, but due to dimensional subspace static, his holographic signal is being received by us in the wrong way.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go talk to a potato headed sontarun about a mad man in a little blue box.
2014-02-05 03:30:38 AM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: That's not Jesus


roundersandrogues.files.wordpress.com

"Joo said it, mang."
2014-02-05 03:23:14 AM  
1 votes:
Sure she's got a Jesus toe, but does she have bowels of compassion?

3.bp.blogspot.com

Wherefore by their poops ye shall know them.
2014-02-04 11:45:28 PM  
1 votes:
That's not Jesus

/it's Frank Zappa
//ya got stinkfoot...
 
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