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(Daily Mail)   Four pupils beat a schoolmate with a belt and another filmed himself skinning live cats. Principal: boys will be boys   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 62
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2014-02-04 11:52:47 PM
Reading Daily Fail articles make my head hurt. But from what I can gather "Boy A" sounds like a budding serial killer. Torturing animals and starting fires are two of the three classic childhood indicators.


English teacher Julian De Bono added that Mr Dytor had not told Boy A's parents about the home-made weapons as he did not want them 'to be caught by customs at Heathrow'.

Can someone parse this sentence for me? I've read it about 10 times and I can't make heads or tails of it.
 
2014-02-05 12:17:21 AM
Wow. I hope someone does the world a favor and burns that piece of sh*t alive.
 
2014-02-05 12:38:34 AM
Reports of violence and cruelty to animals at an English boys' boarding school?  When they get around to anal sex, call the headmaster and he'll bring the camera.
 
2014-02-05 12:58:23 AM

Cubansaltyballs: Wow. I hope someone does the world a favor and burns that piece of sh*t alive.


Which one? Boy "a" or boy "b"?
 
2014-02-05 01:18:58 AM
Sometimes I wish there was a way to block some Fark headlines so i didnt have to see them. ugh.
 
2014-02-05 02:31:03 AM
Well? Is there more than one way or not?
 
2014-02-05 02:33:22 AM
Boy B left the school soon afterwards, but one of his older attackers returned to lessons and was even given an unrelated prize, she said - prompting her to resign in protest.

Really Daily Fail? You have to specify that the prize  wasn't for beating another student?
 
2014-02-05 02:48:31 AM
If the skinning live cats thing is true, and it's not, they should put that boy in a hospital. And by hospital I mean the only way he'll ever contribute to society is by turning a "Wheel of Pain" style generator.

static1.wikia.nocookie.net

Something like this with better sanitation and a roof hooked to a turbine.
 
2014-02-05 03:57:45 AM

doglover: If the skinning live cats thing is true, and it's not, they should put that boy in a hospital. And by hospital I mean the only way he'll ever contribute to society is by turning a "Wheel of Pain" style generator.

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Something like this with better sanitation and a roof hooked to a turbine.


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Or a dessert tray.
 
2014-02-05 04:18:08 AM

miss diminutive: doglover: If the skinning live cats thing is true, and it's not, they should put that boy in a hospital. And by hospital I mean the only way he'll ever contribute to society is by turning a "Wheel of Pain" style generator.

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Something like this with better sanitation and a roof hooked to a turbine.

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Or a dessert tray.


Point is, someone who would skin a cat live is not a person. That's a monster. You could never trust them unsupervised. Ever.
 
2014-02-05 05:17:04 AM
I didn't read TFA because I don't need to read about children torturing animals but the kid is going to become a serial killer. And not the fun, whimsical Dexter kind. Putting him down now I suppose would be wrong but at the very least keep him under constant surveillance for the rest of his life. Or put him down.
 
2014-02-05 05:56:15 AM
That sounds like the exact answer I got back in my day when my school mates hit me and almost broke my nose.. oh and the same answer after the 2 murder attempts on my life. Thanks Menomonee Falls, WI - North MIddle School principle! Bang up job there idiot!
 
2014-02-05 05:58:14 AM
Just wait until 4chan gets finished with him.
 
2014-02-05 06:00:41 AM

Mugato: I didn't read TFA because I don't need to read about children torturing animals but the kid is going to become a serial killer. And not the fun, whimsical Dexter kind. Putting him down now I suppose would be wrong but at the very least keep him under constant surveillance for the rest of his life. Or put him down.


On the other hand, the article is from the Daily Fail, so there's a better than 70% chance of every fact in it being wrong and a 30% change that anything which isn't simply untrue is grossly misrepresented.

Frankly, I think anyone who has successful skinned a live cat and survived should be checked for a genius-level IQ, as I don't think there's any way that's physically possible.

I've had more than one cat skin me alive just for petting them.
 
2014-02-05 06:07:35 AM

LtDarkstar: That sounds like the exact answer I got back in my day when my school mates hit me and almost broke my nose.. oh and the same answer after the 2 murder attempts on my life. Thanks Menomonee Falls, WI - North MIddle School principle! Bang up job there idiot!


Murder attempts?  You must have been really popular in HS.
 
2014-02-05 06:08:54 AM
At first I read that as the four students belt-beat the kid who skinned the cat.
I was okay with that.
 
2014-02-05 06:10:50 AM
Who's the headmaster, Ted Bundy?
 
2014-02-05 06:11:07 AM
And in 15 years, we'll be hearing about a sudden rash of murders in this kid's town.
 
2014-02-05 06:12:34 AM
I didn't read it because fark depressing myself...and I'm childless, I'll never have kids. But one morbid thought I've always had on parenting is, how awful would it be to realize you had a kid like this.
 
2014-02-05 06:15:21 AM

AaronSynn: At first I read that as the four students belt-beat the kid who skinned the cat.
I was okay with that.


There's more than one way to do it.
 
2014-02-05 06:17:20 AM

Lady Indica: I didn't read it because fark depressing myself...and I'm childless, I'll never have kids. But one morbid thought I've always had on parenting is, how awful would it be to realize you had a kid like this.


Don't worry - it's a made up story about made up names with pictures of people who died in car wrecks years ago.
It is the Fail.
 
2014-02-05 06:19:45 AM
static1.wikia.nocookie.net
/I already put my clown down
 
2014-02-05 06:22:08 AM

doglover: If the skinning live cats thing is true, and it's not, they should put that boy in a hospital. And by hospital I mean the only way he'll ever contribute to society is by turning a "Wheel of Pain" style generator.

[static1.wikia.nocookie.net image 425x336]

Something like this with better sanitation and a roof hooked to a turbine.


You know, I always wondered... what did the Wheel of Pain actually do?  Grind grain?  Generate electricity through some primitive system of copper wire and lodestone?  It seems wildly inefficient, even if the end goal is only to produce one very strong barbarian.  Just sell the barbarian and hook up some oxen.
 
2014-02-05 06:25:35 AM

No Such Agency: doglover: If the skinning live cats thing is true, and it's not, they should put that boy in a hospital. And by hospital I mean the only way he'll ever contribute to society is by turning a "Wheel of Pain" style generator.

[static1.wikia.nocookie.net image 425x336]

Something like this with better sanitation and a roof hooked to a turbine.

You know, I always wondered... what did the Wheel of Pain actually do?  Grind grain?  Generate electricity through some primitive system of copper wire and lodestone?  It seems wildly inefficient, even if the end goal is only to produce one very strong barbarian.  Just sell the barbarian and hook up some oxen.


Yep. It was a grain mill.
 
2014-02-05 06:30:13 AM

No Such Agency: You know, I always wondered... what did the Wheel of Pain actually do? Grind grain?


That plus make your slaves beefy.

At least that's what it looks like. See how it's elevated? There's probably a mill underneath. And a millstone accounts for the beefyness of Conan after pushing it.
 
2014-02-05 06:31:08 AM
Boys will be boys is short hand for, I'm a sociopath and I have no problem with other people acting like sociopaths. Full stop.
 
2014-02-05 06:38:43 AM
Thank goodness they were white boys.  If not they would not be on CNN.  Oh wait.  They are white boys!  Whew!  That was close.
 
2014-02-05 06:41:15 AM

fusillade762: Reading Daily Fail articles make my head hurt. But from what I can gather "Boy A" sounds like a budding serial killer. Torturing animals and starting fires are two of the three classic childhood indicators.


English teacher Julian De Bono added that Mr Dytor had not told Boy A's parents about the home-made weapons as he did not want them 'to be caught by customs at Heathrow'.

Can someone parse this sentence for me? I've read it about 10 times and I can't make heads or tails of it.


It's called;  Don't hang out in Uncle Tom's Cabin.
 
2014-02-05 06:52:08 AM

AaronSynn: At first I read that as the four students belt-beat the kid who skinned the cat.
I was okay with that.


Indeed, maybe they should be introduced, and the belt-boys given bullwhips and flails instead of belts...
 
2014-02-05 06:56:31 AM

LtDarkstar: That sounds like the exact answer I got back in my day when my school mates hit me and almost broke my nose.. oh and the same answer after the 2 murder attempts on my life. Thanks Menomonee Falls, WI - North MIddle School principle! Bang up job there idiot!


I worked in an elementary school for about five years. The degree of obliviousness that exists among some "professional administrators" when it comes to a school's liability in matters like this, and the pervasiveness of the "blame the victim for not standing up for himself" mentality is literally astounding.

/Yes, literally
 
2014-02-05 06:58:27 AM

Dwight_Yeast: LtDarkstar: That sounds like the exact answer I got back in my day when my school mates hit me and almost broke my nose.. oh and the same answer after the 2 murder attempts on my life. Thanks Menomonee Falls, WI - North MIddle School principle! Bang up job there idiot!

Murder attempts?  You must have been really popular in HS.


I had murder attempts in school. Future serial killer type, such as in this artcle; he's in prison now; Has been since his 18th birthday; beat up some old lady if I remember correctly. Bonus: he'd done alomst exactly the same thing about a week prior, but he was still a 'boy', then, so it was okay.
 
2014-02-05 07:05:17 AM

Mugato: I didn't read TFA because I don't need to read about children torturing animals but the kid is going to become a serial killer. And not the fun, whimsical Dexter kind. Putting him down now I suppose would be wrong but at the very least keep him under constant surveillance for the rest of his life. Or put him down.


no no no
i recall the kids from my childhood - the big thrill was to pour gasoline on the animal and then set them on fire
as older adults some went to jail / some became local supervisors
 
2014-02-05 07:26:02 AM
If boys will be boys,

Can I skin those boys alive like they did to that cat?

/Then pour rubbing alcohol all over them to prevent infection.
//Perhaps a match to cauterize the wounds. Wouldn't want them bleeding out before experiencing 3rd degree burns over 90% of their body.
 
2014-02-05 07:27:04 AM
"Websense has blocked this website."

Smart thinking, federal government...  It *is* the Daily Fail, after all.  :P
 
2014-02-05 07:34:17 AM

fluffy2097: Can I skin those boys alive like they did to that cat?


No, because this is the daily fail.

There was no cat, there are no boys.
 
2014-02-05 07:39:48 AM
If true, I'm not sure what you could do for such a child. Is there really remediation of such a conscience?
 
2014-02-05 07:40:02 AM
Do it now before they get worse:

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2014-02-05 07:46:37 AM
Wow.
I guess the *is* more than one way to skin a cat.
 
2014-02-05 07:51:36 AM
Now I have that terrible 80's song stuck in my head.
 
2014-02-05 07:51:36 AM
The principal?
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John Constantine: Word is that kid of yours is a chip off the old block.
Satan: Well, one does what one can.
John Constantine: He's in the other room.
Satan:Boys will be boys.
 
2014-02-05 07:53:16 AM
Bad bad bad bad boys...
 
2014-02-05 07:59:01 AM

Lady Indica: I didn't read it because fark depressing myself...and I'm childless, I'll never have kids. But one morbid thought I've always had on parenting is, how awful would it be to realize you had a kid like this.


I am sure that something about the parents contributed to why the kid is farked up. Not saying that they wouldn't be massively shocked, but something tells me that if this article is true, some gross abuse is going to come out.
 
2014-02-05 08:01:27 AM

doglover: fluffy2097: Can I skin those boys alive like they did to that cat?

No, because this is the daily fail.

There was no cat, there are no boys.


Kids these days are wusses.
 
2014-02-05 08:15:34 AM
I'm skinning this cat you just hold the tail!
 
2014-02-05 08:35:58 AM
That's how kids turn out when subjected to years of rape by creepy headmasters.
 
2014-02-05 09:05:39 AM
The Smiths were right.
 
2014-02-05 09:29:49 AM

Dwight_Yeast: Frankly, I think anyone who has successful skinned a live cat and survived should be checked for a genius-level IQ, as I don't think there's any way that's physically possible.


Wondered exactly the same thing.  I have a helluva time putting the drops of flea repellant on my cat's neck.
 
2014-02-05 09:41:46 AM

Anastacya: I am sure that something about the parents contributed to why the kid is farked up. Not saying that they wouldn't be massively shocked, but something tells me that if this article is true, some gross abuse is going to come out.


Not necessarily.  Jeffery Dahmer's parents and childhood acquaintances have gone on record stating there was no telling evidence that he would turn out as he did.  There was no major childhood trauma, or animal killing, or anything of that nature that would've led them to believe he would be a serial killer.

/they always say "he was a nice, quiet guy"
//no one ever says "I TOLD EVERYONE HE WAS A LUNATIC AND NOBODY BELIEVED ME.  I KNEW HE WAS GONNA COME THROUGH THE WALL WITH A CHAINSAW"
 
2014-02-05 09:59:56 AM

ristst: Anastacya: I am sure that something about the parents contributed to why the kid is farked up. Not saying that they wouldn't be massively shocked, but something tells me that if this article is true, some gross abuse is going to come out.

Not necessarily.  Jeffery Dahmer's parents and childhood acquaintances have gone on record stating there was no telling evidence that he would turn out as he did.  There was no major childhood trauma, or animal killing, or anything of that nature that would've led them to believe he would be a serial killer.

/they always say "he was a nice, quiet guy"
//no one ever says "I TOLD EVERYONE HE WAS A LUNATIC AND NOBODY BELIEVED ME.  I KNEW HE WAS GONNA COME THROUGH THE WALL WITH A CHAINSAW"


Actually, there has been evidence that he tortured cats. While no one may remember it, I do recall reading transcripts where he described some farked-up stuff that he pulled back in Ohio. Sure, he was the mild-mannered guy, but there were signs. No one paid any attention to them.
 
2014-02-05 10:00:02 AM
Oh, like none of you have ever skinned a cat..

When I was growing up we'd spend 3-4 hours every Saturday catching a sack full, bring em home and skin em.

Must suck to grow up in the city
 
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