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(Sun Sentinel)   School placed on lockdown and the bomb squad was called in due to suspicious: A) toy gun; B) abandoned box; C) pillows   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 44
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2014-02-04 08:32:18 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-02-04 08:42:27 PM  
Probably one of those Asian buckwheat pillows. Firm, yet comfortable. But you open one up and it's "Hello, ant colony!"

Can't trust those things worth a damn.
 
2014-02-04 09:10:30 PM  
They are not called THROW pillows for nothing.  Can't we think about the children?
 
2014-02-04 09:14:06 PM  
ocdviewer.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-04 09:17:44 PM  
GIS for "suspicious pillow"

i60.tinypic.com

rlv.zcache.com
 
2014-02-04 09:22:11 PM  
Those things could have been full of lethally allergenic bird feathers

/somebody think of the children
 
2014-02-04 09:57:03 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Probably one of those Asian buckwheat pillows. Firm, yet comfortable. But you open one up and it's "Hello, ant colony!"

Can't trust those things worth a damn.


"No support!"
 
2014-02-04 11:32:19 PM  
Hyperventilating pantywaists.
 
2014-02-04 11:48:26 PM  

EvelFarknievel: Hyperventilating pantywaists.


Yeah... the terrorists won

/now everything is a threat
//and the only possible action is over-reaction
 
2014-02-05 12:03:32 AM  
inagorillacostume.com
 
2014-02-05 12:15:39 AM  
talesfromahungrylife.files.wordpress.com

Those aren't pillows!
 
2014-02-05 12:16:27 AM  
Those aren't pillows!

www.tampabay.com
 
2014-02-05 12:17:09 AM  

miss diminutive: [talesfromahungrylife.files.wordpress.com image 450x254]

Those aren't pillows!


Mine's bigger.
Took longer to post.

/tinyfist
 
2014-02-05 12:17:51 AM  
Good thing it wasn't a bagful of afghans.
 
2014-02-05 12:17:52 AM  
Anyone mention "Those arn't pillows" yet?
 
2014-02-05 12:20:22 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Probably one of those Asian buckwheat pillows. Firm, yet comfortable. But you open one up and it's "Hello, ant colony!"

Can't trust those things worth a damn.


Tried one of those damn things. Hard and noisy.
 
2014-02-05 12:23:46 AM  
Were they Dirty Pillows?

www.austinpowers.org
 
2014-02-05 12:25:06 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-05 12:25:34 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Probably one of those Asian buckwheat pillows. Firm, yet comfortable. But you open one up and it's "Hello, ant colony!"

Can't trust those things worth a damn.


media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-05 12:26:06 AM  
Smalltown U.S.A.
The local highschool dropout called in a bomb scare, the day I brought my science experiment to school.
During a locker search, they found it. A transistor radio set built in a tobacco can.
Hilarity ensued.
 
2014-02-05 12:26:34 AM  

untaken_name: miss diminutive: [talesfromahungrylife.files.wordpress.com image 450x254]

Those aren't pillows!

Mine's bigger.
Took longer to post.

/tinyfist


She's diminutive.
Advantage goes to the shawty.
 
2014-02-05 12:29:00 AM  
jerrybrice.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-05 12:29:03 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: [i.imgur.com image 831x452]


That gif is really going places.
 
2014-02-05 12:31:51 AM  

AntiGravitas:


I suddenly want to see this movie, and engage in MST3K style riffing, afterwards, getting into a huge pillow fight with Professor Forrestor and TV's Frank.
 
2014-02-05 12:41:21 AM  
In a sane, rational world, a school lockdown due to a pile of pillows would be an anamoly. Questions would be raised. We would collectively ask if it was the officials, the regulations or both that were broken beyond repair. 

But it isn't, so all it merits is a short piece in the local newspaper and yet another school lockdown thread on Fark in which we all shrug our collective shoulders as this has all been long since normalised.
 
2014-02-05 12:47:56 AM  
Why do you need pillows in a school?
 
2014-02-05 12:48:29 AM  
I'm just here for the "Those aren't dirty pillows" comments.
 
2014-02-05 12:54:33 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Why do you need pillows in a school?


Middle school?
They would have been handy for hiding erections.
/If memory serves.
 
2014-02-05 12:56:16 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: tinfoil-hat maggie: Why do you need pillows in a school?

Middle school?
They would have been handy for hiding erections.
/If memory serves.


From when I was a middle school student, ya filthy-minded putus.
 
2014-02-05 01:00:49 AM  
Typical for Florida.  Plus there's a link in the article to a much more interesting story.

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/broward/fl-davie-cow-falls-20140204 ,0 ,2772141.story
 
2014-02-05 01:07:23 AM  

miss diminutive: [talesfromahungrylife.files.wordpress.com image 450x254]

Those aren't pillows!


untaken_name: Those aren't pillows!

[www.tampabay.com image 746x421]


Take a bow!
 
2014-02-05 01:09:39 AM  

trapped-in-CH: Were they Dirty Pillows?

[www.austinpowers.org image 800x450]


horrorfatale.com

Breasts. They're called breasts, and every woman has them.
 
2014-02-05 01:11:10 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: demaL-demaL-yeH: tinfoil-hat maggie: Why do you need pillows in a school?

Middle school?
They would have been handy for hiding erections.
/If memory serves.

From when I was a middle school student, ya filthy-minded putus.


And that's why I'm unfunny, and a bad American - I didn't need the clarification.

/I once dated a gal with dangerous pillows.
//Still unfunny.
 
2014-02-05 01:28:34 AM  
From the Deptartment of Homeland Security:

OK, we know you all remember 2001, and how we should all be vigilant about watching each other and looking for scary things you don't understand.  You did real good, and we're real proud of you.  Good citizens, yes you are.  You get the big gold star for that.

But we need you to dial it back a little, now.  Sometimes you're going to see thing you don't understand or aren't familiar with.  Assume for a second it's not a bomb or a gang of terrorists and see if that idea fits better.  Just because you don't know what's going on doesn't mean it's a dangerous situation.

If you don't know who those brown guys are, just assume (for the moment) that they're just regular folks doing whatever it is that they need to do but you don't know enough about it to assume they're terrorists.  Wait for them to do something terrorist-like, then call us.

And if you see a bag or a box sitting somewhere, assume (for a moment) that it's just what it seems, especially if it happens just where it would be if it's what it appears to be.  If it's a brown paper bag next to a grocery store, you can almost certainly check to see if there are groceries inside before you call us.  If it's a stuffed animal on the curb next to a daycare, you can probably assume it fell out of a car when somebody dropped off a kid.

This is all just good advice to make your day-to-day life a little easier.  But still, the TSA would like us to ask you to freak the fark out if you see an unattended bag or more than 3 brown people talking in a language you don't understand when you're at the airport.
 
2014-02-05 01:34:33 AM  
Who wore it better?

1.bp.blogspot.com lh3.ggpht.com
 
2014-02-05 01:42:03 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: [i.imgur.com image 831x452]


Is that a lamb. Because if it is, I have an urge to kill it, slaughter it, cook it and the eat the sweet meat of it.
 
2014-02-05 01:43:18 AM  
anongallery.org
 
2014-02-05 04:54:38 AM  
I was a big fan of the Suspicious Pillows. Then they totally sold out and went mainstream.
 
2014-02-05 05:44:38 AM  
Anyone remember what Steve Martin said about pillows in Plains, Trains, and Automobiles? I'll be damned......
 
2014-02-05 05:50:29 AM  

evilsofa: Good thing it wasn't a bagful of afghans.


It it had been we would already be preparing to invade Iran...

On abother note:

STOP BEING PUSSIES PEOPLE!  IT"S EMBARRASSING
 
2014-02-05 07:16:21 AM  

Dahnkster: [anongallery.org image 469x700]


Is that milk with pizza...?
 
2014-02-05 07:43:52 AM  
hopes-and-dreams.net

He's talking to pillows.
 
2014-02-05 07:47:33 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Dahnkster: [anongallery.org image 469x700]

Is that milk with pizza...?


Wow. The pillow actually looks ashamed.
 
2014-02-05 12:57:48 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Dahnkster: [anongallery.org image 469x700]

Is that milk with pizza...?


Well, she doesn't look old enough to drink beer.
 
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