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(Taunton Gazette)   When you're married to a cocaine dealer, getting attacked by a sword goes with the territory   (tauntongazette.com) divider line 34
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2014-02-04 08:38:48 PM  
Thanks, subby, I wasn't enjoying this season of Archer Vice and really wanted a random Fark headline to spoil the season ending twist.

He said sarcastically.

/dnrtfa
 
2014-02-04 09:31:33 PM  

cato113: Thanks, subby, I wasn't enjoying this season of Archer Vice and really wanted a random Fark headline to spoil the season ending twist.

He said sarcastically.

/dnrtfa


ih1.redbubble.net
 
2014-02-04 09:39:26 PM  
At least it wasn't a light saber.
 
2014-02-04 09:41:00 PM  
It IS?!??!
 
2014-02-04 09:42:01 PM  
Swords don't attack people. People with swords attack people.
 
2014-02-04 09:43:53 PM  
How weird is that?
 
2014-02-04 09:45:28 PM  
I think Pam's in a really good place right now.
 
2014-02-04 09:49:42 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-04 10:03:07 PM  
I almost want to stop watching Archer and let some episodes build up as they are going by way too fast.
 
2014-02-04 10:06:03 PM  
I'll take swords for $100, Alex.
 
2014-02-04 10:09:20 PM  
Maybe there can be only one.
 
2014-02-04 10:12:05 PM  
I guess we have to decide if we want regular sane Cheryl and a Pam who's not gonna overdose on coke and die, or potentially famous country singer Cheryl and a Pam who..tits!

/really liking the new season of Archer, I'm glad they swerved away from the whole secret agent thing.
 
2014-02-04 10:18:25 PM  
It's Massachusetts. Can't have guns, but we all have swords.
 
2014-02-04 10:23:38 PM  
Obscure?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-04 10:25:10 PM  
I actually clicked the link to see what kind of sword it was. A "samurai sword".
 
2014-02-04 10:27:51 PM  
www.kateburning.com
 
2014-02-04 10:33:26 PM  
How weird is that?
 
2014-02-04 10:38:43 PM  
Say hello to my little friend...
 
2014-02-04 10:56:05 PM  

Mark Ratner: Obscure?

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Haven't watched that movie in decades so my memory might be off, but doesn't she leave him to go back to her hometown?  I don't remember Tony killing her.
 
2014-02-04 11:02:20 PM  

Joe Peanut: Mark Ratner: Obscure?

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Haven't watched that movie in decades so my memory might be off, but doesn't she leave him to go back to her hometown?  I don't remember Tony killing her.


I remember that she left him before his downfall, but I haven't seen it in years either. She was, and probably still is, smoking hot for her age.
 
2014-02-04 11:06:32 PM  
Leave it to drug dealers to be forward thinking with the metric system.
 
2014-02-04 11:17:10 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Ya hit like a kobold!
 
2014-02-04 11:34:10 PM  
Am I in danger? No, I am danger.
 
2014-02-05 12:31:58 AM  

Mark Ratner: Joe Peanut: Mark Ratner: Obscure?

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Haven't watched that movie in decades so my memory might be off, but doesn't she leave him to go back to her hometown?  I don't remember Tony killing her.

I remember that she left him before his downfall, but I haven't seen it in years either. She was, and probably still is, smoking hot for her age.


ovesarah.blognownow.com

She hasn't aged well.
 
2014-02-05 12:50:23 AM  

SanjiSasuke: I actually clicked the link to see what kind of sword it was. A "samurai sword".


Ok. I promise Fark that if I ever go off the deep end I will use some other type of sword.
Some double-handed Gaelic monstrosity or something.

/never really got into Zelda
 
2014-02-05 01:07:51 AM  

Resident Muslim: SanjiSasuke: I actually clicked the link to see what kind of sword it was. A "samurai sword".

Ok. I promise Fark that if I ever go off the deep end I will use some other type of sword.
Some double-handed Gaelic monstrosity or something.

/never really got into Zelda


Try a curved sword.
 
2014-02-05 01:17:29 AM  

Resident Muslim: SanjiSasuke: I actually clicked the link to see what kind of sword it was. A "samurai sword".

Ok. I promise Fark that if I ever go off the deep end I will use some other type of sword.
Some double-handed Gaelic monstrosity or something.

/never really got into Zelda


Without even kidding, if they specified as much, I'd probably try to figure out which one it was and find it online.
If you want creativity, think arm-blades, you'll really hit big headlines then.
 
2014-02-05 01:43:18 AM  

SanjiSasuke: Resident Muslim: SanjiSasuke: I actually clicked the link to see what kind of sword it was. A "samurai sword".

Ok. I promise Fark that if I ever go off the deep end I will use some other type of sword.
Some double-handed Gaelic monstrosity or something.

/never really got into Zelda

Without even kidding, if they specified as much, I'd probably try to figure out which one it was and find it online.
If you want creativity, think arm-blades, you'll really hit big headlines then.


What do I look like? Baraka?!

Well...I'm cuter, dammit.

Did a GIS on hand blades. Nice. Too many of them look cool but are straight, which gives you a chopping motion, but doesn't have any weight behind it because it is single hand. You'll have to come up with curved hand blades to get the right slashing motion.
Let me know when you do and I'll buy a pair.
;)

Gyrfalcon: Resident Muslim: SanjiSasuke: I actually clicked the link to see what kind of sword it was. A "samurai sword".

Ok. I promise Fark that if I ever go off the deep end I will use some other type of sword.
Some double-handed Gaelic monstrosity or something.

/never really got into Zelda

Try a curved sword.



Go all Aladdin on them, huh?
:)
 
2014-02-05 01:52:12 AM  
Also:
i.chzbgr.com


/so lonely

//no, not really


///I have Fark
 
2014-02-05 06:32:04 AM  

SanjiSasuke: I actually clicked the link to see what kind of sword it was. A "samurai sword".


Seems to be the default sword for insane felons to use, considering that's usually the cheapest one at the flea market and light enough for even the most malnourished and insane tweaker/crackhead to swing.
 
2014-02-05 08:54:04 AM  
"Attacked by a sword"

Last time I checked swords were inanimate objects with no ability to move.
 
2014-02-05 12:56:40 PM  

Resident Muslim: What do I look like? Baraka?!

Well...I'm cuter, dammit.

Did a GIS on hand blades. Nice. Too many of them look cool but are straight, which gives you a chopping motion, but doesn't have any weight behind it because it is single hand. You'll have to come up with curved hand blades to get the right slashing motion.
Let me know when you do and I'll buy a pair.
;)


I've actually got the ones pictured above. Regular punching/fighting motions seem to be effective, particularly jabs.
 
2014-02-05 05:09:11 PM  

To The Escape Zeppelin!: "Attacked by a sword"

Last time I checked swords were inanimate objects with no ability to move.


Missing hyphen.  Attacked by an s-word.

Now you know the real reason why so many peoples' last words are "OH SHI-".  It's not an exclamation, it is a CLUE.
 
2014-02-05 08:32:47 PM  
With a sword, subs. Not "by".
 
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