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(MLive.com)   As punishment, the student who memorialized Philip Seymour Hoffman without permission will be forced to write "I'm a fuggin' idiot" 1,000 times on the blackboard   (mlive.com) divider line 108
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2014-02-04 08:25:18 PM  
Well for fark's sake if they don't correct the behavior now, someone is going to do the same thing when Bieber kicks it.
 
2014-02-04 09:08:03 PM  
Is Rage News all the rage now?
 
2014-02-04 09:16:15 PM  
The student was warned that deviating from the announcement script again would result in the student losing his or her morning announcement privileges

He should quit by requesting a moment of silence for his morning announcement privileges.
 
2014-02-04 09:19:46 PM  
FFS how is this newsworthy!?
 
2014-02-04 09:21:05 PM  
I had a few tacos for lunch and tonight I'll be getting gyros.  I expect the MLive article to come out by mid-morning.
 
2014-02-04 09:21:49 PM  

danpanic77: FFS how is this newsworthy!?


IT'S NOT NEWS.  IT'S FARK.COM
 
2014-02-04 09:22:22 PM  

danpanic77: FFS how is this newsworthy!?


Welcome to FARK.
 
2014-02-04 09:26:05 PM  
static1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-02-04 09:27:23 PM  
I remember when Frank Sinatra died.  The kid doing the morning announcements at our high school said "We will now have a moment of silence for the late Frank Sinatra."  After waiting literally one second he said "That's long enough.  Now on to sports..."
Even the teachers were laughing at that one.

/CSB
 
2014-02-04 09:28:01 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-02-04 09:28:39 PM  
Woodworth told the student that the moment of silence was inappropriate for the school day. Though the student may hold Hoffman in high esteem for his acting career, Hoffman's death is entwined with overtones of his struggles with drug abuse, Margolis said.

I disagree. You can't just sweep it under the rug and ignore it when somebody who is held in high esteem by your students dies like this. Talk to the kids about drugs. Do it honestly, none of that DARE bullshiat. Be real with them for once.
 
2014-02-04 09:29:54 PM  
Man, I thought the Paul Walker postmortem fellation was over the top until this guy checked out.
 
2014-02-04 09:33:08 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Woodworth told the student that the moment of silence was inappropriate for the school day. Though the student may hold Hoffman in high esteem for his acting career, Hoffman's death is entwined with overtones of his struggles with drug abuse, Margolis said.

I disagree. You can't just sweep it under the rug and ignore it when somebody who is held in high esteem by your students dies like this. Talk to the kids about drugs. Do it honestly, none of that DARE bullshiat. Be real with them for once.


Honesty promotes drug abuse and promiscuity. Children who understand the world around them are doomed. What are you, some kind of communist?
 
2014-02-04 09:33:28 PM  
A student called for an unauthorized moment of silence, school administration responded appropriately by telling student not to do that again.

Why is this a story? Wait, wait, nevermind, I get it, stories involving public school administration usually contain said administration doing something mindblowingly stupid, so a public school administration handling something appropriately is, itself, news. It all makes sense now.
 
2014-02-04 09:34:13 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Woodworth told the student that the moment of silence was inappropriate for the school day. Though the student may hold Hoffman in high esteem for his acting career, Hoffman's death is entwined with overtones of his struggles with drug abuse, Margolis said.

I disagree. You can't just sweep it under the rug and ignore it when somebody who is held in high esteem by your students dies like this. Talk to the kids about drugs. Do it honestly, none of that DARE bullshiat. Be real with them for once.


Two threads down on the main page is a group of parents who are outraged because " 'Merica day" was not allowed at their kid's school.  Let that sink in for a moment, 'Merica day.  As much as your suggestion is intelligent, thoughtful and correct it will never happen.  If I was a school administrator I'd be terrified all day every day.  I'd probably take a job that forced me to kick puppies and shoot endangered species of wildlife before I took a job in public education.
 
2014-02-04 09:34:55 PM  

Great_Milenko: Man, I thought the Paul Walker postmortem fellation was over the top until this guy checked out.


Well.... Heroin aside psh was a bit m
 
2014-02-04 09:36:46 PM  
You know, they didn't call the cops and the student isn't in jail on terrorism charges.  So I count this as a win.  We're getting better, America!
 
2014-02-04 09:36:56 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Woodworth told the student that the moment of silence was inappropriate for the school day. Though the student may hold Hoffman in high esteem for his acting career, Hoffman's death is entwined with overtones of his struggles with drug abuse, Margolis said.

I disagree. You can't just sweep it under the rug and ignore it when somebody who is held in high esteem by your students dies like this. Talk to the kids about drugs. Do it honestly, none of that DARE bullshiat. Be real with them for once.


deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com

"I would love to, but I'm a public servant, and not permitted to use my own judgement in any way."
 
2014-02-04 09:36:57 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: I disagree. You can't just sweep it under the rug and ignore it when somebody who is held in high esteem by your students dies like this.


Of course you can. And if you do want to talk about it, there are many more appropriate venues that the school-wide announcement.
"Today the cafeteria is serving chili dogs and tater tots. And now a moment of silence for that guy from Catching Fire."

The My Little Pony Killer: . Talk to the kids about drugs. Do it honestly, none of that DARE bullshiat. Be real with them for once.


But yeah, this.
 
2014-02-04 09:36:59 PM  

frepnog: Great_Milenko: Man, I thought the Paul Walker postmortem fellation was over the top until this guy checked out.

Well.... Heroin aside psh was a bit m


A bit more important than ol fast and furious. Not by much, being an actor and all but still.
 
2014-02-04 09:40:18 PM  

danpanic77: FFS how is this newsworthy!?


That's funny, you've been here too long to not know the answer to that....
 
2014-02-04 09:40:46 PM  

poonesfarm: The student was warned that deviating from the announcement script again would result in the student losing his or her morning announcement privileges

He should quit by requesting a moment of silence for his morning announcement privileges.


"And now, a moment of silence for my time as the morning announcer."

He drops the mic "fark you" style and walks out.

ezrapoundcake.com
 
2014-02-04 09:44:00 PM  
Drugs are bad.... Mmm-kay.
i.imgur.com
/Next up on the school announcements: A moment of silence for all the brown people the U.S. has killed in the name of oil/power/revenge.
//The school was never heard from again.
 
2014-02-04 09:46:07 PM  

Great_Milenko: Man, I thought the Paul Walker postmortem fellation was over the top until this guy checked out.


Who?
 
2014-02-04 09:46:53 PM  
So when George W Bush finally passes away, a moment of silence would be forbidden because he was a cokehead drunk who married a killer?
 
2014-02-04 09:48:27 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-04 09:53:02 PM  
I remember my middle school in seattle actually closed the rest of the day when they found and announced kurt cobain's death. I was in 8th grade and at the time did not know who he was. I was just happy to get out of school early.
 
2014-02-04 09:53:10 PM  
We're honoring a hoplophobe drug user?  No wonder the country is farked
 
2014-02-04 09:56:34 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: We're honoring a hoplophobe drug user?  No wonder the country is farked


Yeah....That's why....
 
2014-02-04 09:58:47 PM  

danpanic77: FFS how is this newsworthy!?


It's part of the multiple personalities that is fark.  At one moment, fark is pointing out the crap that media outlets try to pass as news.  And then at other times another personality, we'll call him Hank, he steps up and says, "Hey, y'all look at this pope feller.  He's alright."
When Hank is around you are now supposed to mention any other personalities.  Or make quick movements.  Right now we can talk about Hank because this is obviously fark pointing out some crap the media is trying to pass off as news.
 
2014-02-04 09:58:52 PM  

Great_Milenko: Man, I thought the Paul Walker postmortem fellation was over the top until this guy checked out.


I'm glad I'm not the only one who's noticing (and irked by) this trend.  It's going to be exhausting if we have to go through this crap every time some celebrity kicks the bucket.

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: I had a few tacos for lunch and tonight I'll be getting gyros.  I expect the MLive article to come out by mid-morning.


This too.  MLive: It's not news, it's only trivial pointless bullshiat.
 
2014-02-04 10:01:20 PM  
Ya gotta nip this in the bud or kids will exert creativity and make decisions on their own all the time. Does no one teach the youth of today that the schools will issue their opinions to them?
 
2014-02-04 10:02:36 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: Great_Milenko: Man, I thought the Paul Walker postmortem fellation was over the top until this guy checked out.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who's noticing (and irked by) this trend.  It's going to be exhausting if we have to go through this crap every time some celebrity kicks the bucket.

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: I had a few tacos for lunch and tonight I'll be getting gyros.  I expect the MLive article to come out by mid-morning.

This too.  MLive: It's not news, it's only trivial pointless bullshiat.


Yeah, but Ansar Khan does a good job covering the Red Wings, so there's that.
 
2014-02-04 10:02:47 PM  

Great_Milenko: Man, I thought the Paul Walker postmortem fellation was over the top until this guy checked out.


This
 
2014-02-04 10:03:34 PM  
It was an honest mistake, the kid signed on to do the Mourning Announcements. *ba dum tish*
 
2014-02-04 10:06:43 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: We're honoring a hoplophobe drug user?  No wonder the country is farked


Thanks for bringing down the collective IQ of the thread. We can always count on you. Everyone has their part to play.
 
2014-02-04 10:12:45 PM  
CSB

I was lucky enough to attend grade school at a one room school house, kind of, (it was three rooms by the time I went there - 1st and 2nd, 3rd and 4th, 5th and 6th).

We used to compete to get bell ring duty in the morning when school started, (you had to be 5th or 6th grade). When you walked in the school there was a rope near a wall that went up to the belfry. If it was your turn, you got to ring it three times in the morning. That thing was big and loud, you could hear it for miles. Of course, everyone would try to ring the thing as many times as they could before the teacher, who was also the principal, would blow a gasket.

Sometimes we would go ninja in the middle of the day with a ring and run, (the bell was also a community alarm system, so people would come). Good times! But it was 50 pushups if you got caught, (it was 100 if you kicked someone in the balls), but the girls got to do girl pushups - don't fight the girls.

I only bring this up, because morning announcements were a loud voice - this kid got off easy.
 
2014-02-04 10:12:55 PM  
Even if what you're doing is right, if you thought of it independently, it's verboten. Welcome to public school.
 
2014-02-04 10:15:36 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: hoplophobe


You know you sound like a self-important, impotent wanker when you use that word, right?

/ Probly not
 
2014-02-04 10:18:51 PM  
Well, the man *was* a drug addict.  If you want to honor someone who used his fortune for "...hookers and blow..." then don't use school time to do it.  Maybe discuss it in class, but I'm not sure that I'd say he deserved honor...
 
2014-02-04 10:22:20 PM  

trappedspirit: danpanic77: FFS how is this newsworthy!?

It's part of the multiple personalities that is fark.  At one moment, fark is pointing out the crap that media outlets try to pass as news.  And then at other times another personality, we'll call him Hank, he steps up and says, "Hey, y'all look at this pope feller.  He's alright."
When Hank is around you are now supposed to mention any other personalities.  Or make quick movements.  Right now we can talk about Hank because this is obviously fark pointing out some crap the media is trying to pass off as news.


Just when I thought all the real witty posts from old school farkers were gone - this pops up.

+1
 
2014-02-04 10:24:54 PM  

Krieghund: The My Little Pony Killer: I disagree. You can't just sweep it under the rug and ignore it when somebody who is held in high esteem by your students dies like this.


Of course you can. And if you do want to talk about it, there are many more appropriate venues that the school-wide announcement.
"Today the cafeteria is serving chili dogs and tater tots. And now a moment of silence for that guy from Catching Fire."


Fair enough. I suppose my complaint should have been that it can't be swept under the rug now that the student has brought it up anyway.
 
2014-02-04 10:25:40 PM  
ripphish
 
2014-02-04 10:30:00 PM  

brandied: Well, the man *was* a drug addict.  If you want to honor someone who used his fortune for "...hookers and blow..." then don't use school time to do it.  Maybe discuss it in class, but I'm not sure that I'd say he deserved honor...


As opposed to all the other celebrities who did the same thing (or a variation of)? At least he was talented.
 
2014-02-04 10:32:17 PM  
Wanted for questioning:

tvmedia.ign.com
 
2014-02-04 10:34:22 PM  

Egoy3k: The My Little Pony Killer: Woodworth told the student that the moment of silence was inappropriate for the school day. Though the student may hold Hoffman in high esteem for his acting career, Hoffman's death is entwined with overtones of his struggles with drug abuse, Margolis said.

I disagree. You can't just sweep it under the rug and ignore it when somebody who is held in high esteem by your students dies like this. Talk to the kids about drugs. Do it honestly, none of that DARE bullshiat. Be real with them for once.

Two threads down on the main page is a group of parents who are outraged because " 'Merica day" was not allowed at their kid's school.  Let that sink in for a moment, 'Merica day.  As much as your suggestion is intelligent, thoughtful and correct it will never happen.  If I was a school administrator I'd be terrified all day every day.  I'd probably take a job that forced me to kick puppies and shoot endangered species of wildlife before I took a job in public education.


How much does it pay?
/teacher
 
2014-02-04 10:44:34 PM  
HMS_Blinkin: Great_Milenko: Man, I thought the Paul Walker postmortem fellation was over the top until this guy checked out.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who's noticing (and irked by) this trend.  It's going to be exhausting if we have to go through this crap every time some celebrity kicks the bucket.


That and the media circus. Taking the sexay out of slamming dope.
 
2014-02-04 10:49:27 PM  

Ficoce: trappedspirit: danpanic77: FFS how is this newsworthy!?

It's part of the multiple personalities that is fark.  At one moment, fark is pointing out the crap that media outlets try to pass as news.  And then at other times another personality, we'll call him Hank, he steps up and says, "Hey, y'all look at this pope feller.  He's alright."
When Hank is around you are now supposed to mention any other personalities.  Or make quick movements.  Right now we can talk about Hank because this is obviously fark pointing out some crap the media is trying to pass off as news.

Just when I thought all the real witty posts from old school farkers were gone - this pops up.

+1


Uh, that was supposed to be "...not supposed to mention..."

*nervously scans for Hank*
 
2014-02-04 10:52:22 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: We're honoring a hoplophobe drug user?  No wonder the country is farked



Nonsense. He may not have been a Spartan, but he WAS a hell of a Thespian.
 
2014-02-04 10:52:27 PM  

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: I had a few tacos for lunch and tonight I'll be getting gyros.  I expect the MLive article to come out by mid-morning.


I had Daphnis for dinner tonight. Maybe they can link to my blog when the mention the gyros.
/my blog sucks
 
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