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(KSDK St. Louis)   Cardinals fans get to pick their seat. Cubs fans still can't find theirs with both hands   (ksdk.com) divider line 19
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2014-02-04 07:03:04 PM  
Bartman!
 
2014-02-04 07:36:31 PM  
Don't you sorta always pick your seats when you buy tickets?
 
2014-02-04 07:38:00 PM  
wat
 
2014-02-04 08:07:09 PM  
The misleading headline, and uninformative article, blow goats harder than a superstitious Cubs fan.
 
2014-02-04 08:22:15 PM  
Mariner fans can too. Just wait until the third inning and move down.
 
2014-02-04 08:28:00 PM  
I live near a snow covered Wrigley, so I'm getting a kick.

Hard to think about baseball when it won't stop snowing!
 
2014-02-04 09:03:09 PM  
Um, what?

I can order general admission tickets for the bleacher seats at Wrigley and when I get there I just find an empty spot on a bleacher and sit there. Or I can buy assigned tickets for the regular seats.
 
2014-02-04 09:08:28 PM  
I'm picking mine between typing right now, subby, and had no trouble finding it.  (Though it did take both hands.)

/This year!  This is the Cubbies' yahf*ckit.
 
2014-02-04 09:19:55 PM  
doesn't every major league team do this for season ticket purchases? I know the reds do.
 
2014-02-04 09:33:36 PM  

SuperT: doesn't every major league team do this for season ticket purchases? I know the reds do.


The Cards are like Apple.  Everything the do, they invented.  It's a typical symptom of micro-penis.
 
2014-02-04 10:48:00 PM  

Great_Milenko: SuperT: doesn't every major league team do this for season ticket purchases? I know the reds do.

The Cards are like Apple.  Everything the do, they invented.  It's a typical symptom of micro-penis.


And using the term micro-penis is a symptom of extreme butthurt.
 
2014-02-05 12:36:34 AM  

bangmaid: I live near a snow covered Wrigley, so I'm getting a kick.

Hard to think about baseball when it won't stop snowing!


Sounds like YOU need a vacation to Mesa, Arizona!
 
2014-02-05 10:55:47 AM  

wichitaleaf: Don't you sorta always pick your seats when you buy tickets?


Season ticket holders can now make an appointment to get a tour of the ballpark as part of signing up for a season ticket package, so they can evaluate which seats they'd like to hold season tickets for. You can check sightlines and that sort of thing before plunking down your couple grand (min) for your tickets.

SuperT: doesn't every major league team do this for season ticket purchases? I know the reds do.


No, I'm pretty sure they just started it this year. If they were doing it before, they weren't letting people know about it.

Great_Milenko: The Cards are like Apple. Everything the do, they invented. It's a typical symptom of micro-penis.


I have no idea what this means, especially since I don't think the Cards have claimed to invent any new ideas in baseball that they didn't actually invent - like Branch Rickey's farm system, for example. It's not like they're Houston, building a hill in center field to rip off Crosley Field or something. I mean, the only thing I can really think of is the Clydesdales on Opening Day. Mostly, they're famous for playing really good baseball and winning more World Series than anybody but the Yankees. Oh, and the "best fans in baseball" thing, which is annoying as hell and a narrative pumped by national media - simply because there's not a lot else going on in St. Louis besides really good baseball.
 
2014-02-05 12:04:51 PM  

JSam21: Great_Milenko: SuperT: doesn't every major league team do this for season ticket purchases? I know the reds do.

The Cards are like Apple.  Everything the do, they invented.  It's a typical symptom of micro-penis.

And using the term micro-penis is a symptom of extreme butthurt.


I would assume a micro-penis would minimize the butthurt.
 
2014-02-05 02:10:57 PM  

SuperT: doesn't every major league team do this for season ticket purchases? I know the reds do.


I don't know why this is news.

/Bad subby
//Bad modmin
 
2014-02-05 03:32:34 PM  

mjohnson71: SuperT: doesn't every major league team do this for season ticket purchases? I know the reds do.

I don't know why this is news.

/Bad subby
//Bad modmin


Because it had been a while since Fark had a Cubs bashing thread?
 
2014-02-05 04:05:56 PM  

germ78: mjohnson71: SuperT: doesn't every major league team do this for season ticket purchases? I know the reds do.

I don't know why this is news.

/Bad subby
//Bad modmin

Because it had been a while since Fark had a Cubs bashing thread?


There shouldn't be one. I know this if Fark, but you don't kick a man when he's down.
 
2014-02-05 08:10:25 PM  

Great_Milenko: SuperT: doesn't every major league team do this for season ticket purchases? I know the reds do.

The Cards are like Apple.  Everything the do, they invented.  It's a typical symptom of micro-penis.


Chris Jericho invented the season ticket, the apple and also the micro-penis. They're all there in the list of Dean Malenko's 1004 holds.
 
2014-02-05 09:24:52 PM  

sephjnr: Great_Milenko: SuperT: doesn't every major league team do this for season ticket purchases? I know the reds do.

The Cards are like Apple.  Everything the do, they invented.  It's a typical symptom of micro-penis.

Chris Jericho invented the season ticket, the apple and also the micro-penis. They're all there in the list of Dean Malenko's 1004 holds.


ARMBAR!
 
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