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(Komo)   For some reason, people are offended by a new drink called "Date Grape Koolaid"   (komonews.com) divider line 59
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2014-02-04 04:35:40 PM  
Purplesaurus Rape?
 
2014-02-04 04:38:31 PM  
Protesters ?
just dont' buy it if you don't like it.
 
2014-02-04 04:56:46 PM  
Pour me a glass!
 
2014-02-04 04:58:56 PM  
It only comes in 40 pound boxes.
 
2014-02-04 05:15:36 PM  
 
2014-02-04 05:51:48 PM  
I was expecting it to be something made with actual dates as in the fruit.  But it sounds like that was actually what the bar was going for, so I'd call kool-aid's complaint legitimate here.
 
2014-02-04 05:51:59 PM  
Tastes like roofie?
 
2014-02-04 05:52:52 PM  
Tentacle Grape?
 
2014-02-04 05:53:27 PM  
I guess they wouldn't be interested in my Jonestown Special cocktail idea either?
 
2014-02-04 05:54:01 PM  
does it come with a free rufie?
 
2014-02-04 05:54:44 PM  
mayIFark:

tiny fist
 
2014-02-04 05:54:47 PM  
THEY'RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE RAPED!
 
2014-02-04 05:56:52 PM  
hooray, who gives a sh*t? but it did give the bar a bunch of free publicity.
/I like to think most young women are on to the whole "roofie" thing.
 
2014-02-04 05:57:29 PM  
Stay classy, drunks.
 
2014-02-04 05:57:37 PM  
I like purple-headed warrior date grape drank.
 
2014-02-04 05:57:59 PM  
From the makers of Play Doh Feelya.
 
2014-02-04 05:59:22 PM  

theawesomer.com

 
2014-02-04 06:00:34 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-04 06:01:31 PM  
Does it come with a free game of pinball?
 
2014-02-04 06:01:55 PM  
Legitimate Grape Kool Aid  would be more acceptable?
 
2014-02-04 06:03:20 PM  
Baby it's cold outside.
 
2014-02-04 06:03:35 PM  
Most of the girls I know, two beer/glasses of wine in, they don't care what its called they just want something super sweet, alcoholic, and free.

/Guess that's why they always hang out with me
 
2014-02-04 06:04:18 PM  
How much for a gallon?
 
2014-02-04 06:07:32 PM  
I was call the cider my girlfriend likes LPR. She laughed and agreed when I finally told her what it meant.
 
2014-02-04 06:10:27 PM  
Change the name to Cool-ade and avoid the trademark infringement?
 
2014-02-04 06:10:38 PM  
static2.wikia.nocookie.net

Get me some purple drank
 
2014-02-04 06:11:15 PM  
But Banana Grape would be OK, or Cucumber Grape.
 
2014-02-04 06:22:04 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: Tentacle Grape?


You know tentacle monsters use to be so sexist. They would only go after women and kill any guy they came across, but in recent years they've really branched out and have become much more inclusive [NSFW Link].
 
2014-02-04 06:32:45 PM  

disarticulate: THEY'RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE RAPED!


OHHHHHHHH YEAH! NO!!!  I SAID NO!  STOP!

/FTFY
 
2014-02-04 06:37:18 PM  
It's just grape. Not grape-grape.

www.walkoffame.com
 
2014-02-04 06:44:55 PM  

ShatteredMinds: RoyFokker'sGhost: Tentacle Grape?

You know tentacle monsters use to be so sexist. They would only go after women and kill any guy they came across, but in recent years they've really branched out and have become much more inclusive [NSFW Link].


I knew I shouldn't click that link...but I did...now I'm going to go and throw up.
 
2014-02-04 06:48:49 PM  

mayIFark: Tastes like roofie?


Roofie Raspberry is a knock-out!
 
2014-02-04 06:51:06 PM  
For a time in the late 1960s/early 70s, Chrysler manufactured some of its muscle cars in a color called "Plum Crazy".  There's a rumor that's gone around for years that the original name--quashed by Chrysler's management in an apparent fit of taste and good sense--was "Statutory Grape".
 
2014-02-04 07:02:47 PM  
fc09.deviantart.net

/Can't believe I'm the first.
 
2014-02-04 07:19:09 PM  

ZeroCorpse: [fc09.deviantart.net image 720x576]

/Can't believe I'm the first.


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2014-02-04 07:34:24 PM  
Does it come with a free grape whistle?
 
2014-02-04 07:45:46 PM  
b.vimeocdn.com

IF IT WASN'T FOR DATE GRAPE, I'D NEVER GET LAID!
 
2014-02-04 08:01:07 PM  
Grape culture
 
2014-02-04 08:01:42 PM  
img.21food.com
 
2014-02-04 08:06:14 PM  
It's got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid, and a jigger of formaldehyde.

That being said, I wouldn't have a problem with it if it tastes like grapes and dates.
 
2014-02-04 08:10:13 PM  
There was a bar in SF that had a drink called the Jon-Benet Ramsey.

Ginger ale, Stoli Vanilla, and crushed cherry.
 
2014-02-04 08:24:18 PM  
Spokane - the trailer park of the Pacific Northwest.
 
2014-02-04 08:25:45 PM  
It's going to grape you in the mouth!
 
2014-02-04 08:48:53 PM  
No Tobias reference?   I has a sad.
 
2014-02-04 08:53:52 PM  
I'm gonna chain you to a radiator in the basement then I'm gonna grape you some more.
 
2014-02-04 08:58:13 PM  

falseidols:


I got a bottle of that
 
2014-02-04 09:22:20 PM  

Oldiron_79: falseidols:
I got a bottle of that

You vitisogynistic enabler of grape culture! Shame!
 
2014-02-04 09:35:07 PM  

falseidols: Oldiron_79: falseidols:
I got a bottle of that
You vitisogynistic enabler of grape culture! Shame!


Well you cant grape the willing.
 
2014-02-04 10:20:27 PM  
It's not the drink, it's the way the bar has basically laughed at rape victims and been complete a-holes about the thing. Almost bullying at times.
Nobody really minded the drink, it was the way they handled it that pissed everyone off.
 
2014-02-04 10:24:54 PM  

ZeroCorpse: [fc09.deviantart.net image 720x576]

/Can't believe I'm the first.


You weren't.
 
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