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(BBC)   No true Scotsman would prevent a same sex marriage   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 75
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2014-02-04 07:36:54 PM

theknuckler_33: Scotland's same-sex marriage bill is passed
 [www.hairybiscuit.co.uk image 600x600]
/or is that an Irish accent?


How about Scots-Irish? How's that fit yer gills, laddie-boy?
 
2014-02-04 07:40:06 PM

cannibalparrot: PsiChick: letrole: letrole: Homosexual marriage is pursued as a means to an end. Homosexuals, by an exceedingly large margin, do not wish to get married or to form civil unions. Rather, they want to be accepted as normal. Their hope is that public approval of homosexuality will follow the legal establishment of homosexual marriages.

PsiChick: Citation f*cking needed, asshole. I know I'd like to be able to get married someday, whether I fall in love with a man or woman. What makes you think I'm so different from everyone else?
I have no idea who you are, or what you want from life. But I wish you well in all your endeavours.

Citation still needed for bolded sentence.

I think his citation is his name.

At least, that's why arguing with him is an exercise in futility.


We all fail a little bit by posting in a way that acknowledges The Troll's existence
 
2014-02-04 07:49:49 PM

James!: Took them long enough.  There national sport involves wearing a skirt and tossing poles around.


Earlier greenlight from a year ago:

Scotland to legalize same-sex marriage, which just makes sense since the men there all wear fetching skirts and knee-high stockings and handling long thick poles is the national sport
 
2014-02-04 07:50:06 PM

James!: Took them long enough.  There national sport involves wearing a skirt and tossing poles around.


Simple and Brilliant!

/except for the "there"
//not a grammar Nazi

I'll save the extra slashie for later.  I may have wet myself.  Twice.
 
2014-02-04 07:52:15 PM

letrole: Homosexual marriage is pursued as a means to an end. Homosexuals, by an exceedingly large margin, do not wish to get married or to form civil unions. Rather, they want to be accepted as normal. Their hope is that public approval of homosexuality will follow the legal establishment of homosexual marriages.


9/10 You're sure to get some bites, but I remember you posted this in an earlier thread so I had to deduct a point.
 
2014-02-04 07:56:13 PM

letrole: Homosexual marriage is pursued as a means to an end


giggity giggity
 
2014-02-04 08:01:30 PM

letrole: Homosexual marriage is pursued as a means to an end. Homosexuals, by an exceedingly large margin, do not wish to get married or to form civil unions. Rather, they want to be accepted as normal. Their hope is that public approval of homosexuality will follow the legal establishment of homosexual marriages.


Oh wow, I thought you gave this up after all the court cases said, "oh wait, we're not a theocracy.  Right."

I have to applaud you stick-to-it-ive-ness.  I mean, the sun has gone down and the moon has come up, and long ago someone has left with the cup.

But here you are man, still driving and striving, as fast as you can.
 
2014-02-04 08:06:15 PM
Och, 'tis true. There's never any question about who's to wear the skirts at the wedding. He will. It's the woman's duty to pull the train and the plow leaving the man one hand free to hold his pipe.
 
2014-02-04 08:07:32 PM

generallyso: PsiChick: Citation f*cking needed, asshole. I know I'd like to be able to get married someday, whether I fall in love with a man or woman. What makes you think I'm so different from everyone else?

You're picking an argument with someone who named himself 'the troll.'


*ahem*
Self-Loathing Ass Bandit is a surname!
 
2014-02-04 08:16:45 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: I love the guy in the article with his little sign, "Repent of this Wickedness ACTS 8:22"

CONTEXT:

18Now when Simon saw that the Spirit was bestowed through the laying on of the apostles' hands, he offered them money, 19saying, "Give this authority to me as well, so that everyone on whom I lay my hands may receive the Holy Spirit." 20But Peter said to him, "May your silver perish with you, because you thought you could obtain the gift of God with money! 21"You have no part or portion in this matter, for your heart is not right before God. 22"Therefore repent of this wickedness of yours, and pray the Lord that, if possible, the intention of your heart may be forgiven you.

Nothing to do with gays or even sexuality in general.  It had to do with paying money to obtain religious favors.  Which, as I see it, is the entire purpose of church these days - pay your tithe, kiss Hank's ass, get a million dollars later.

Typical god-botherer stuff - taking their own holy texts out of context to suit their own purpose, and completely ignoring the lesson itself..


I love how he is wearing mixed fabrics and has cut his hair!
 
2014-02-04 08:16:54 PM
A) Good on the Scots
B) If ever there was going to be a joke headline about gay marriage leading to sheep farking......
 
2014-02-04 08:21:07 PM

fusillade762: I can haz lesbian ginger thread?


Well, she played one on television.
i18.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-04 09:00:22 PM
blogdailyherald.com
 
2014-02-04 09:12:20 PM
Nae tray Scootsmn wald 'er pravanta sam sax marge.
 
kth
2014-02-04 09:37:42 PM
Well, if we're including ones that have played gay characters then...

newnownext.mtvnimages.com

/He's even got a big cock in his hand.
//and his kilt
 
2014-02-04 10:15:44 PM

ciberido: generallyso: PsiChick: Citation f*cking needed, asshole. I know I'd like to be able to get married someday, whether I fall in love with a man or woman. What makes you think I'm so different from everyone else?

You're picking an argument with someone who named himself 'the troll.'

It's his surname!


It's an occupational surname.
 
2014-02-04 10:25:21 PM

maram500: theknuckler_33: Scotland's same-sex marriage bill is passed
 [www.hairybiscuit.co.uk image 600x600]
/or is that an Irish accent?

How about Scots-Irish? How's that fit yer gills, laddie-boy?


Doesn't work, because you can't be Irish if you're gay.
 
2014-02-04 11:37:35 PM

PsiChick: I know, but he's not actually a bot, so I'm wondering if he'll reply.


Yea, if you can get him talking he's really. I do wonder whose alt he is.
 
2014-02-05 12:50:37 AM

MrKevvy: Ben Dover Paddy O' Furniture and Phil MacCracken must be overjoyed.

 
2014-02-05 02:12:37 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: I love the guy in the article with his little sign, "Repent of this Wickedness ACTS 8:22"

CONTEXT:

18Now when Simon saw that the Spirit was bestowed through the laying on of the apostles' hands, he offered them money, 19saying, "Give this authority to me as well, so that everyone on whom I lay my hands may receive the Holy Spirit." 20But Peter said to him, "May your silver perish with you, because you thought you could obtain the gift of God with money! 21"You have no part or portion in this matter, for your heart is not right before God. 22"Therefore repent of this wickedness of yours, and pray the Lord that, if possible, the intention of your heart may be forgiven you.

Nothing to do with gays or even sexuality in general.  It had to do with paying money to obtain religious favors.  Which, as I see it, is the entire purpose of church these days - pay your tithe, kiss Hank's ass, get a million dollars later.

Typical god-botherer stuff - taking their own holy texts out of context to suit their own purpose, and completely ignoring the lesson itself..


I think (could be wrong, hope I am) he is accusing the government (either by bribery or US style lobbying) - or he could just be retarded... difficult to tell
 
2014-02-05 08:33:11 AM

symptomoftheuniverse: grumpfuff: PsiChick: letrole: letrole: Homosexual marriage is pursued as a means to an end. Homosexuals, by an exceedingly large margin, do not wish to get married or to form civil unions. Rather, they want to be accepted as normal. Their hope is that public approval of homosexuality will follow the legal establishment of homosexual marriages.

PsiChick: Citation f*cking needed, asshole. I know I'd like to be able to get married someday, whether I fall in love with a man or woman. What makes you think I'm so different from everyone else?
I have no idea who you are, or what you want from life. But I wish you well in all your endeavours.

Citation still needed for bolded sentence.

You really should know better than to try to call that one out.

/trolling is a religion

But doesn't he realize how hopelessly bad at it he is?


Do most trolls? It's like being a thief; the truly successful ones leave the victim unaware of the crime.
media.npr.org
 
2014-02-05 08:35:37 AM

ciberido: Nick Nostril: What's with the lines? Have I had a stroke or something?

New Fark formatting.

You'll get over it.


I like it, but indents are inherently sexy for graphic designers. "Oh, baby, just a little push and you can take even more white space, uh-huh..."
 
2014-02-05 09:21:48 AM
The Queen should grant English lords the right of Prima Nocta over Scottish gay marriages to spice things up.
 
2014-02-05 05:38:46 PM
Congratulations to Ben Doon and Phil McCaverty!
 
2014-02-05 06:22:21 PM

DarkVader: ciberido: generallyso: PsiChick: Citation f*cking needed, asshole. I know I'd like to be able to get married someday, whether I fall in love with a man or woman. What makes you think I'm so different from everyone else?

You're picking an argument with someone who named himself 'the troll.'

It's his surname!

It's an occupational surname.


Not really relevant to this thread, but I just found out the other day that the guy who is the project manager for the Big Bertha drill in Seattle is named "Trepanier".
 
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