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(Onion AV Club)   Shirley Manson takes BuzzFeed's "Which Alt-Rock Grrrl Are You?" quiz, discovers she's not herself   (avclub.com) divider line 116
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GCD
2014-02-04 01:17:26 PM  
She was quite the looker back in the day...Oh the things I'd have done if ever the opportunity arose. I'll readily admit that she's probably one of the reasons that I have such an attraction to the ginger ladies.

She still ain't half bad for 47 years old either...
 
2014-02-04 01:26:43 PM  

GCD: She was quite the looker back in the day...Oh the things I'd have done if ever the opportunity arose. I'll readily admit that she's probably one of the reasons that I have such an attraction to the ginger ladies.

She still ain't half bad for 47 years old either...


Indeed. I would gladly let her in if she showed up at my door naked and ready to fark.

/Call me Shirley, I'll help you take the quiz better.
 
2014-02-04 02:06:31 PM  

GCD: She was quite the looker back in the day...Oh the things I'd have done if ever the opportunity arose. I'll readily admit that she's probably one of the reasons that I have such an attraction to the ginger ladies.

She still ain't half bad for 47 years old either...


Was she your #1 Crush?
 
2014-02-04 02:24:57 PM  
If that's a recent pic of her she has to be pretty heavily shopped/airbrushed. She was showing her age much more when The Sarah Connor Chronicles was still on. Yeah she was pretty hot in the day though.
 
2014-02-04 02:25:16 PM  
I once partied with her two guys in the band in the Deep Ellum part of downtown Dallas.

/csb
 
2014-02-04 02:27:50 PM  
 
2014-02-04 02:28:08 PM  
Don't care.. Would still drink her bathwater.

Long as she sang me to sleep every once in awhile.


/Crazy redheads. Does it get better?
 
2014-02-04 02:28:32 PM  
I'm Kim Deal from the Breeders.
 
2014-02-04 02:29:36 PM  
This influx of personality quizzes makes me feel like I'm on Livejournal 2005.
 
2014-02-04 02:34:38 PM  
What the hell am I reading?
 
2014-02-04 02:37:38 PM  
Watching her on Craig Ferguson's show was trippy. They brought out one another's accent and were both nearly incomprehensible.
 
2014-02-04 02:37:54 PM  
One of the most fun concerts I went back in the day was Garbage when I was down front, she was wearing a short skirt and she kneeled down numerous times. I didn't even care how pissed off my girlfriend at time got, I couldn't stop staring in that way star struck 17 year old boys will stare.
 
2014-02-04 02:40:46 PM  
obligatory retelling of seein them open for Pumpkins on MCIS tour (at least i'm not dating myself, right?) in Virginia.....was DFC on the rail for garbage's set.  shirley manson, short skirt, and me with teh best view in the house.  the stage was about 5-6 feet off the ground, so got about 45 minutes of black panties with milky white asscheeks hanging out, about 3 feet away from me.
 
2014-02-04 02:42:22 PM  

Tellingthem: GCD: She was quite the looker back in the day...Oh the things I'd have done if ever the opportunity arose. I'll readily admit that she's probably one of the reasons that I have such an attraction to the ginger ladies.

She still ain't half bad for 47 years old either...

Was she your #1 Crush?


Personally speaking, it was just a little crush; not like I fainted every time we touched.
 
2014-02-04 02:46:33 PM  
Huh. Whattya know.

==============================================

Which '90s Alt-Rock Grrrl Are You?
You got: Shirley Manson from Garbage

s3-ak.buzzfeed.com


You're very in touch with your dark side, and unashamed to be a hedonist. But just because you're willing to be a bit decadent doesn't mean you're not in full control over your life.
 
2014-02-04 02:48:37 PM  
What the unholy flying fark is a "Alt-Rock Grrrl?"
 
2014-02-04 02:49:58 PM  
I've seen some amazing concerts in my time, but having Shirley Manson shoot me a sexy sneer then spread her legs in front of me is easily my all time concert highlight

/orange panties with white polka dots
//CSB
 
2014-02-04 02:52:46 PM  

meteorite: he was wearing a short skirt and she kneeled down numerous times.


rickythepenguin: black panties with milky white asscheeks hanging out,


Martonio: /orange panties with white polka dots


jesus.  ok, everybody that hasn't seen Shirley's damp, moist, used panties, show of hands?
 
2014-02-04 02:53:24 PM  

rickythepenguin: meteorite: he was wearing a short skirt and she kneeled down numerous times.

rickythepenguin: black panties with milky white asscheeks hanging out,

Martonio: /orange panties with white polka dots

jesus.  ok, everybody that hasn't seen Shirley's damp, moist, used panties, show of hands?


*hands down*
 
2014-02-04 02:55:28 PM  

Dragonflew: I'm Kim Deal from the Breeders.


I'm Kim Pine from Sex Ba-Bomb.
 
2014-02-04 02:55:57 PM  
I'm PJ Harvey, because I too enjoy a succulent vulva.
 
2014-02-04 02:57:25 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Dragonflew: I'm Kim Deal from the Breeders.

I'm Kim Pine from Sex Ba-Bomb.


Bob-omb

/I'll turn in my geek card now
 
2014-02-04 03:00:01 PM  
You got: Alanis Morissette

/Jesus.
 
2014-02-04 03:06:24 PM  

H31N0US: I'm PJ Harvey, because I too enjoy a succulent vulva.


www.gargoylestatuary.com

You exhibitionist.
 
2014-02-04 03:07:20 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: If that's a recent pic of her she has to be pretty heavily shopped/airbrushed. She was showing her age much more when The Sarah Connor Chronicles was still on. Yeah she was pretty hot in the day though.



I thought she looked damn fine in that show, and that accent....hrrr...stampa stampa.
 
2014-02-04 03:08:29 PM  

bikerbob59: You got: Alanis Morissette

/Jesus.


Me too, but hey, at least we aren't Courtney.
 
2014-02-04 03:10:39 PM  

bikerbob59: You got: Alanis Morissette

/Jesus.


I took the dude one and am feeling somewhat redeemed: Beck.
 
2014-02-04 03:10:53 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Dragonflew: I'm Kim Deal from the Breeders.

I'm Kim Pine from Sex Ba-Bomb.


www.myteespot.com
 
2014-02-04 03:12:29 PM  

that was my nickname in highschool: bikerbob59: You got: Alanis Morissette

/Jesus.

Me too, but hey, at least we aren't Courtney.


Wha...whuh the f*ck you meannnn by thatI'll kick yorazzzzzzz   zzzzzzzzz *thud*

/is Courtney
 
2014-02-04 03:19:16 PM  
I got Courtney Love. Is this bad?
 
2014-02-04 03:19:18 PM  
Shirley, if we sleep together, would you like me better? You look so fine.

bikerbob59: You got: Alanis Morissette

/Jesus.


Isn't that ironic.

rickythepenguin: meteorite: he was wearing a short skirt and she kneeled down numerous times.

rickythepenguin: black panties with milky white asscheeks hanging out,

Martonio: /orange panties with white polka dots

jesus.  ok, everybody that hasn't seen Shirley's damp, moist, used panties, show of hands?


They were pink at the Hammerstein Ballroom show.
 
2014-02-04 03:22:36 PM  
Took the quiz yesterday and was sure I would get Alanis or Courtney.  Got Shirley.
Who knew?
 
2014-02-04 03:24:02 PM  
I got Kim Deal on the chick side and Zach de la Rocha on the dude side.

/must have anger issues
//nooo fark YOU!
 
2014-02-04 03:24:08 PM  

that was my nickname in highschool: bikerbob59: You got: Alanis Morissette

/Jesus.

I took the dude one and am feeling somewhat redeemed: Beck.


I did too. I am apparently the love child of Bjork and Yorke.
 
2014-02-04 03:24:45 PM  

Dragonflew: I'm Kim Deal from the Breeders.


No you're not.  I am.

/Great minds think alike?
 
2014-02-04 03:28:43 PM  
I got Kim Deal or Scott Weiland on the 90s guy side. I don't get it, I don't even want heroin.
 
2014-02-04 03:29:45 PM  
I got Courtney. I've never even tried heroin, or killed my rock star husband.
 
2014-02-04 03:30:06 PM  

Phineas J Whoopee: Dingleberry Dickwad: If that's a recent pic of her she has to be pretty heavily shopped/airbrushed. She was showing her age much more when The Sarah Connor Chronicles was still on. Yeah she was pretty hot in the day though.


I thought she looked damn fine in that show, and that accent....hrrr...stampa stampa.


The bit where her T-1001 disguises itself as a urinal was hilarious considering the lyrics to "When I Grow Up".
 
2014-02-04 03:32:14 PM  

Shadow Blasko: rickythepenguin: meteorite: he was wearing a short skirt and she kneeled down numerous times.

rickythepenguin: black panties with milky white asscheeks hanging out,

Martonio: /orange panties with white polka dots

jesus.  ok, everybody that hasn't seen Shirley's damp, moist, used panties, show of hands?

*hands down*


Does a HD concert on Palladia count? My wife said "she's cheeky"
 
2014-02-04 03:36:36 PM  

dr_blasto: I got Kim Deal or Scott Weiland on the 90s guy side. I don't get it, I don't even want heroin.


Nobody wanted heroin back in the 90s, but it was everywhere. It was inescapable! Hell, if I remember correctly, every copy of Depeche Mode's "Violator" album came with a half ounce of smack.


/At least that's my theory why that thing was so popular.
 
2014-02-04 03:37:57 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: If that's a recent pic of her she has to be pretty heavily shopped/airbrushed. She was showing her age much more when The Sarah Connor Chronicles was still on. Yeah she was pretty hot in the day though.


They frumped her up for the show, so she'd be a bit more credible as a CEO of a major corporation.
 
2014-02-04 03:38:23 PM  

SundaesChild: I got Courtney. I've never even tried heroin, or killed my rock star husband.


and made it look like suicide...
 
2014-02-04 03:41:52 PM  

stupiddream: Dragonflew: I'm Kim Deal from the Breeders.

No you're not.  I am.

/Great minds think alike?


Well, we DO have the same taste in incredible progressive rock.
 
2014-02-04 03:42:34 PM  
You got: Alanis Morissette

Dammit! I wanna be PJ Harvey

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2014-02-04 03:43:31 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: What the unholy flying fark is a "Alt-Rock Grrrl?"


Someone much edgier than you and I.
 
2014-02-04 03:45:05 PM  
You got: Michael Stipe from R.E.M.

That's cool if I can stay straight
 
2014-02-04 03:52:13 PM  

GCD: She was quite the looker back in the day...Oh the things I'd have done if ever the opportunity arose. I'll readily admit that she's probably one of the reasons that I have such an attraction to the ginger ladies.

She still ain't half bad for 47 years old either...


I got together with a girl that I worked with that looked so much like her that we had everyone considered that it was this girl(And not Shirley Manson) on a magazine cover one time(In fairness, the cover didn't say who it was) this was at Garbage's height of popularity, '96 or '97 or so. Yum...
 
2014-02-04 03:54:50 PM  

that was my nickname in highschool: bikerbob59: You got: Alanis Morissette

/Jesus.

I took the dude one and am feeling somewhat redeemed: Beck.


He's a Scientologist.
 
2014-02-04 03:55:37 PM  

jaytkay: You got: Michael Stipe from R.E.M.

That's cool if I can stay straight


nice!
michael is a very interesting and talented guy

rem is one of my all-time favorite bands. i hate that i never got to see them in concert! i have a feeling that some of them will eventually come back with other bands or projects. mike mills is an incredibly talented guy...he should be in some super-group or something
 
2014-02-04 03:56:31 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: that was my nickname in highschool: bikerbob59: You got: Alanis Morissette

/Jesus.

I took the dude one and am feeling somewhat redeemed: Beck.

He's a Scientologist.


and giovanni ribissi(spelling?)'s brother-in-law
 
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