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(Yahoo)   Former SNL star and current rightwing fringe-dweller Victoria Jackson has filed papers to run for office   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 160
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2014-02-04 11:25:20 AM
*headdesk*
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-02-04 11:32:10 AM
Wouldn't it be cool to be the person who broke this story to John Stewart?  You could do it in public so you could watch him struggle not to attract attention while having a spontaneous orgasm.
 
2014-02-04 11:32:46 AM
She's soliciting ideas for bumper stickers on Facebook.

My suggestion:  "Victoria Jackson: I'll bring the Herp, you bring the Derp"
 
2014-02-04 11:36:49 AM
As long as said office is nowhere near me.
 
2014-02-04 11:40:02 AM
Turnips need representation, too.
 
2014-02-04 11:41:18 AM
img.wonkette.com
 
2014-02-04 11:53:56 AM
She'll fit right in.
 
2014-02-04 12:11:04 PM
Well, at least she's putting her money where her mouth is. I mean, if you're going to herp the derp, you'd better derp the derp.
 
2014-02-04 12:18:23 PM
There comes a time in every person's life when they have to look the potato of injustice right in the eye.
 
2014-02-04 12:40:35 PM
You libs are laughing now, but I bet you won't be so glib when President Jackson and Vice President Norris are sworn in come 2017.
 
2014-02-04 01:06:27 PM
Sex tape to be released soon.
She was all coked up and banging Bellushi back in the day.
 
2014-02-04 01:18:56 PM
Say what you will about Ms. Jackson's political leanings, but I'll never forgive the Academy for cheating her out of an Oscar nod for her turn in UHF.
 
2014-02-04 01:24:47 PM

vudukungfu: Sex tape to be released soon.
She was all coked up and banging Bellushi back in the day.


I almost want to hear her orgasm voice.  Probably sounds like a dog yelping.
 
2014-02-04 01:28:46 PM
The derp that Victoria Jackson is spewing doesn't sound so much like actual political beliefs as a psychotic breakdown at this point.  I mean, it's some really crazy shiat.

Of course, when it comes to the teabaggers, who the hell can tell.
 
2014-02-04 01:35:07 PM
The Americans with Disabilities Act protects folks, and I for one welcome her into a race, to show that folks with near crippling mental illness shouldn't be barred from running for office.
 
2014-02-04 01:36:48 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-04 01:44:59 PM

jake_lex: The derp that Victoria Jackson is spewing doesn't sound so much like actual political beliefs as a psychotic breakdown at this point.  I mean, it's some really crazy shiat.

Of course, when it comes to the teabaggers, who the hell can tell.


Your powers of discernment are clearly sharper than mine.  She sounds like a right proper teabagger to me.
 
2014-02-04 01:59:50 PM

vudukungfu: Sex tape to be released soon.
She was all coked up and banging Bellushi back in the day.


Well, if the sex tape is from back in the day, it might be worth a look--at least she had nice cans back then:
www.mielofon.com

A sex tape from now, though?  No thanks.
rackjite.com
 
2014-02-04 02:10:52 PM

RedPhoenix122: I almost want to hear her orgasm voice.  Probably sounds like a dog yelping.


I imagine a yodeling beagle on an imbalances washing machine on spin with it's penis caught in a mouse trap.
 
2014-02-04 02:13:17 PM
Nabbed from the comments:

"The Ten Commandments have been kicked out of schools. We're killing 37 hundred-something-thousand babies a day... I don't know, 37 hundred a day or something like that. A million a day, I don't know. I'm not good with numbers. We're killing lots of babies every day. It's infanticide. Its genocide. We are... How can God bless our country, seriously?"

~Victoria Jackson


I didn't fact-check it, but I believe it.  I've heard dumber things from her
 
2014-02-04 02:16:14 PM

vudukungfu: Sex tape to be released soon.
She was all coked up and banging Bellushi back in the day.


Jim Bellushi?
 
2014-02-04 02:19:42 PM

vudukungfu: Sex tape to be released soon.
She was all coked up and banging Bellushi back in the day.


Lionel Mandrake: Nabbed from the comments:

"The Ten Commandments have been kicked out of schools. We're killing 37 hundred-something-thousand babies a day... I don't know, 37 hundred a day or something like that. A million a day, I don't know. I'm not good with numbers. We're killing lots of babies every day. It's infanticide. Its genocide. We are... How can God bless our country, seriously?"

~Victoria Jackson

I didn't fact-check it, but I believe it.  I've heard dumber things from her


Well, there's your answer everyone: the coke fried her mind and she found Jesus.
 
2014-02-04 02:21:14 PM
I really, REALLY, hope that Orly Taitz is her campaign manager. Please please please please make this happen.
 
2014-02-04 02:23:44 PM
Good. The world needs more people like her losing elections
 
2014-02-04 02:25:21 PM
There are probably people on Death Row more qualified for public office than her.
 
2014-02-04 02:25:30 PM
No proceed.gif?
 
2014-02-04 02:28:12 PM

b2theory: vudukungfu: Sex tape to be released soon.
She was all coked up and banging Bellushi back in the day.

Jim Bellushi?


Forget it.  He's on a roll.
 
2014-02-04 02:28:18 PM

gopher321: I'm not good with numbers.


Perfect, she can replace Michele Bachmann on the House Intelligance Committee.
 
2014-02-04 02:29:02 PM
Running for local office outside Nashville, TN. I think we'll be OK, even in areas that didn't require massive amounts of government spending to be not-shiatholes.

Jackson told The Tennessean she filed as an independent because she's "very disappointed with the Republican Party."

She's not angry, just disappointed.
 
2014-02-04 02:29:33 PM
Hope she wins under the Tea Party Banner.

Then media outlets can quote her on behalf of the Tea Party, and the actual Tea Party can respond!
Brilliant!
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-02-04 02:30:59 PM
Running for the "dumber than Bachmann" prize apparently.
 
2014-02-04 02:31:23 PM
s10.postimg.org

Obligatory.
 
2014-02-04 02:31:28 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Nabbed from the comments:

"The Ten Commandments have been kicked out of schools. We're killing 37 hundred-something-thousand babies a day... I don't know, 37 hundred a day or something like that. A million a day, I don't know. I'm not good with numbers. We're killing lots of babies every day. It's infanticide. Its genocide. We are... How can God bless our country, seriously?"

~Victoria Jackson

I didn't fact-check it, but I believe it.  I've heard dumber things from her


Lots of babies.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-02-04 02:31:48 PM

vudukungfu: Sex tape to be released soon.
She was all coked up and banging Bellushi back in the day.


Jim Bellushi?
 
2014-02-04 02:32:07 PM

Pinner: Hope she wins under the Tea Party Banner.

Then media outlets can quote her on behalf of the Tea Party, and the actual Tea Party can respond!
Brilliant!


Yeah, this is good news for lots of reasons.
 
2014-02-04 02:34:00 PM
She's just not a good, smart or funny person.

What a senseless waste of human life.
 
2014-02-04 02:34:09 PM
Go for it... She'll probably be the most coherent Republican running nationwide.

"But... but she's running as an 'Independent'!!"
 
2014-02-04 02:34:47 PM

Dr.Zom: Pinner: Hope she wins under the Tea Party Banner.

Then media outlets can quote her on behalf of the Tea Party, and the actual Tea Party can respond!
Brilliant!

Yeah, this is good news for lots of reasons.


The article said "Independent" but I hope the baggers embrace her.
 
2014-02-04 02:34:59 PM
Who's the next UHF cast member to go insane?  Hopefully Weird Al is safe!
 
2014-02-04 02:36:06 PM
This is gonna be sweet. Now that Bachmann is mothballed and Christine O'Donnell isn't running for anything, the lulz will be had from Victoria. Give her a stage, and she will most certainly give us hilarity.

I wait. I wait with bated breath.
 
2014-02-04 02:36:55 PM

snowybunting: This is gonna be sweet. Now that Bachmann is mothballed and Christine O'Donnell isn't running for anything, the lulz will be had from Victoria. Give her a stage, and she will most certainly give us hilarity.

I wait. I wait with bated breath.


They said that about Hitler, you know.
 
2014-02-04 02:37:38 PM
"I went to the dentist recently and there was a Bible in the lobby of the dentist office. ... I love this town. My two favorite things are here - Jesus and show business."

She may end up running against this guy.

/she was funny on the xfiles
 
2014-02-04 02:39:29 PM

vudukungfu: Sex tape to be released soon.
She was all coked up and banging Bellushi back in the day.


That would be Jim, the less talented brother, yes?
 
2014-02-04 02:40:38 PM

whidbey: She's just not a good, smart or funny person.

What a senseless waste of human life.

Someone

has to be a bad example...
 
2014-02-04 02:41:34 PM
Gallagher-Jackson 2016!!!
 
2014-02-04 02:42:31 PM
I swear I will return to the church if my prayer of witnessing a debate between her and Basil Marceaux comes to fruition.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-02-04 02:42:49 PM

jigoro: vudukungfu: Sex tape to be released soon.
She was all coked up and banging Bellushi back in the day.

That would be Jim, the less talented brother, yes?


Jim was in Wild Palms... and that was a pretty cool mini-series.
 
2014-02-04 02:43:10 PM
She keeps some mighty fine company

imageshack.com
 
2014-02-04 02:44:30 PM
She wouldn't even stand out in the House right now. They'd probably stick her on the Intelligence and Science committees.
 
2014-02-04 02:44:37 PM
There's not enough popcorn in the world for this.
 
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