Brick-House: Sir -- you can never go wrong using sir when addressing a cop, unless the cop is a woman, then its Sugar Tits.
iheartscotch: We had some 17 year old kid come and try to steal stuff the other day. His mom called later to complain about how he got caught.I'm not saying all complaints against cops are like that; but, many are. Especially if the officer has to forcibly detain someone.
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