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(Time)   Cate Blanchett and Alec Baldwin finally respond to Dylan Farrow's letter regarding Woody Allen's alleged sexual abuse   (entertainment.time.com) divider line 23
    More: Followup, Cate Blanchett, Woody Allen, Dylan Farrow, Diane Keaton, Scarlett Johansson, Santa Barbara International Film Festival, Blue Jasmine, Film Festivals  
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2014-02-04 10:05:24 AM  
3 votes:
Oh, ladies.  Who in their right mind would have a problem with free and unlimited access to all of that...Woody...Allen...meatstick?  Just having him writhe over the top of you, pumping away, that loose neck skin flapping in unison with each push of his shaky stick-figure legs, somehow reminding you of anorexic turtles.  And you have to wonder:  Does he take off his socks and glasses?  Would you look?
2014-02-04 09:33:02 AM  
3 votes:
Alec deserves a pass for this, he was busy abusing his own daughter.
2014-02-04 08:36:40 AM  
3 votes:
I'd been waiting with bated breath.
2014-02-04 03:08:36 PM  
2 votes:

ZeroCorpse: boyofd: frepnog: boyofd: but I think it looks like, based upon the facts outlined in the dailybeast article, that Woody did not have any sort of relationship with Soon-Yi until she was 19 or 21.

well, except for those naked pics he took when she was 17.

she was 9 when she came over.  To say she had no relationship with Woody is disingenuous at best.

Yeah, the naked pictures would be a problem.  But I'm not aware of them.  Any links?

As for her age when she came to the US, it isn't very relevant if Woody never lived with Mia and never spent the night at her apartment.  Apparently, Mia has admitted that Woody had nothing to do with Soon-Yi until she was at least 18, and that the relationship started when she pushed Woody to become more involved.

/Still really creepy.

No more creepy than a 21-year-old Mia Farrow getting involved with 51-year-old Frank Sinatra. No more creepy than a 24-year-old Mia Farrow getting pregnant by a married 40-year-old Andre Previn and subsequently stealing him away from his wife (her friend, apparently) and driving her mad. CERTAINLY no more creepy than a 42-year-old Farrow cheating on Woody with a 71-year-old Frank Sinatra, getting pregnant, and then telling Woody the child was his.

Pot. Kettle. VERY black.


You've convinced me, that's a free pass for Woody to molest children.
2014-02-04 01:53:43 PM  
2 votes:

give me doughnuts: I have vague memories of watching the Apollo 11 landings, but I can't be sure if they are my memories from when I was 5 years old, or if they are constructed from my parents telling me how we all watched in on TV.


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Understands.
2014-02-04 12:20:22 PM  
2 votes:
By Occam's Razor, I would guess that in order to extort as much money out of Woody, she poisoned her daughter with lies for so long they both actually believe them by now. Or Woody did it.
2014-02-04 12:13:21 PM  
2 votes:
Seriously, I don't understand why anyone would think this kid's father was Frank Sinatra.  Really, no clue whatsoever ...
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2014-02-04 10:59:05 AM  
2 votes:
As Woody once said, "The heart wants what the heart wants."  Whether that be marrying your ex-gf's daughter or molesting your own.
2014-02-04 10:09:37 AM  
2 votes:
"No WAY did I molest her, I'm not into homely fat white chicks, I'm more into feeding my Asian fever." --Shia LaBeouf
2014-02-04 09:33:36 AM  
2 votes:

Brick-House: This is like the Pope giving his opinion about priest's... right?


About priest's what?
2014-02-04 03:00:58 PM  
1 votes:

boyofd: frepnog: boyofd: but I think it looks like, based upon the facts outlined in the dailybeast article, that Woody did not have any sort of relationship with Soon-Yi until she was 19 or 21.

well, except for those naked pics he took when she was 17.

she was 9 when she came over.  To say she had no relationship with Woody is disingenuous at best.

Yeah, the naked pictures would be a problem.  But I'm not aware of them.  Any links?

As for her age when she came to the US, it isn't very relevant if Woody never lived with Mia and never spent the night at her apartment.  Apparently, Mia has admitted that Woody had nothing to do with Soon-Yi until she was at least 18, and that the relationship started when she pushed Woody to become more involved.

/Still really creepy.


Not sure that came out the way you intended. Or maybe it did.
2014-02-04 01:10:25 PM  
1 votes:

someonelse: frepnog: faked paternity? who cares?

Sinatra's wife, I imagine.


Also, Allen for having to pay child support

She tried to pass off this kid as Woody Allen's kid.
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And now she is being all coy and saying that it was Sinatra's kid. And if this is the case, which, come on, look at that mug, it would mean she had an affair with Frank while he was still married. And she knew this and yet still made Allen pay for child support for him.

Farrow is a notorious liar who does what she wants. Others be damned.
2014-02-04 01:03:52 PM  
1 votes:

batlock666: Valiente: frepnog: why does everyone think Mia is the one with problems?

/seriously, I don't know

Serial adopter, known homewrecker, probable faked paternity, sibling who is a convicted kiddie-fiddler she never discusses.

You forgot to mention that she supports Roman Polanski!


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2014-02-04 12:38:41 PM  
1 votes:

Valiente: frepnog: why does everyone think Mia is the one with problems?

/seriously, I don't know

Serial adopter, known homewrecker, probable faked paternity, sibling who is a convicted kiddie-fiddler she never discusses.


You forgot to mention that she supports Roman Polanski!
2014-02-04 12:18:36 PM  
1 votes:

kanesays: frepnog: why does everyone think Mia is the one with problems?/seriously, I don't know

Let's see if I can present a scenario, based solely on my own speculation. Mia Farrow married Frank Sinatra when she was 19 and he was 50, half his age. Then she moved on to Andre Previn. Then to Woody Allen. I can see a career of star-f**king going on here. You picking up on that at all?
Now, she's no longer the beauty she was and is she is no longer able to sleep her way around Hollywood, or be on the 'A' list. She and her entire family have lost their celebrity status. It's over. Yet, she nor members of her family can move on. Woody has.

Lastly, to top it off, this woman who at one point was married to the most powerful man in show biz, Frank Sinatra, was dropped for a woman half her age. And to top that off, a woman Farrow she brought to this country and legally adopted, and has no relationship with anymore either.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.


So, instead of looking at alleged molestation by this beloved director, we should be examining in great detail one of his past loves?
2014-02-04 12:05:40 PM  
1 votes:

frepnog: faked paternity? who cares?


Sinatra's wife, I imagine.
2014-02-04 11:37:04 AM  
1 votes:

DamnYankees: Do we know their reactions to the new intended quotations?


They're said to be currently getting over it.
2014-02-04 11:02:35 AM  
1 votes:
Huh. I wonder if Alec Baldwin gave a noncomittal statement or a profanity-laced tirade?

*clicks*

Yes.

//coulda been worse
2014-02-04 11:01:28 AM  
1 votes:
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2014-02-04 10:40:12 AM  
1 votes:
Roman Polanski oddly silent on the matter.
2014-02-04 10:38:45 AM  
1 votes:

frepnog: hasty ambush: Allen would not be the first man to be falsely accused thanks to the coaching of a child by a bitter ex.

and just sometimes....  people actually DO the things people accuse them of, sometimes PRECISELY because they full well know they can get away with it.


Like Bill Murray?
2014-02-04 10:02:53 AM  
1 votes:

Trik: Lena Dunham ...someone whose whole skill set is gratuitous nudity


1.3/10
2014-02-04 09:04:56 AM  
1 votes:
You knew me when I was a little girl, Diane Keaton. Have you forgotten me?"

You may have answered your own question, Mia.  Dory Previn knew you, too.  And she ended up in the looney bin as a result.
 
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