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(WTKR)   Protip: If you're going to print counterfeit money and spend it all over town, don't leave clouds of pot smoke billowing from your home   (wtkr.com) divider line 15
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2014-02-04 09:43:54 AM
Did it look like this?

i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-04 09:52:19 AM
Haulin' grass. Gettin' paid.
 
2014-02-04 10:03:41 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-04 10:09:49 AM
article: Officers say they smelled marijuana inside of the home when they entered.

Officers say they smelled marijuana inside of the home when they entered didn't have a reason to enter the home, so they made one up and even then are leaving ambiguous whether "when they entered" means when they were in front of the door, after they opened a door that they didn't have a right to open, or as they were walking into a house that they didn't have a right to break into or enter.


FTFY
 
2014-02-04 10:14:17 AM
Ex-Texan: [Bill signed by "Moe Money" as "Proprietor/Perpetrator of the Counterfeiting" (or something to that effect) in Secretary of the Treasury space]

Well, of *course* it's counterfeit. Everyone knows that "Moe Money" is the Treasurer of the United States and that the Secretary of the Treasury is "Moe Problems."
 
2014-02-04 10:24:16 AM
How about your car?
2shopper.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-04 10:58:01 AM

MBooda: How about your car?
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Came for Dave's not here, man.
 
2014-02-04 10:59:04 AM
They also discovered a stolen 9mm Taurus automatic handgun and a small amount of marijuana.

Automatic?? Man, I want one of those.
 
2014-02-04 11:46:42 AM

2DShooter: article: Officers say they smelled marijuana inside of the home when they entered.

Officers say they smelled marijuana inside of the home when they entered didn't have a reason to enter the home, so they made one up and even then are leaving ambiguous whether "when they entered" means when they were in front of the door, after they opened a door that they didn't have a right to open, or as they were walking into a house that they didn't have a right to break into or enter.

FTFY


Or maybe the cops had a search warrant related to counterfeiting.
 
2014-02-04 11:52:35 AM

logieal: They also discovered a stolen 9mm Taurus automatic handgun and a small amount of marijuana.

Automatic?? Man, I want one of those.


No ya don't. Damn thing is always going off by itself.
 
2014-02-04 12:01:56 PM

logieal: They also discovered a stolen 9mm Taurus automatic handgun and a small amount of marijuana.

Automatic?? Man, I want one of those.


Why? If you don't like your fingers there are much easier ways of removing them.
 
2014-02-04 12:35:23 PM
I haven't thought about it much... while I was sober, but wouldn't setting up a printing operation in an abandoned building be a bit smarter? I'm not saying that they couldn't connect it to you, I'm just saying doing it somewhere with your name all over it is a bad idea.
 
2014-02-04 01:18:28 PM
They were found to be making fake money and had a stolen handgun. A little weed is the least of their problems now.
 
2014-02-04 03:06:20 PM
Once when I was a kid I was working at a gas station, and this really beautiful woman handed me a counterfeit 50 dollar bill.
I took one look and said I'm sorry ma'am this bill is counterfeit.
She raised her blouse and showed me her tits and said "These are real".
She got  $41.72 in change.
 
2014-02-04 03:10:32 PM
Came to post Moe Money; fun stolen from me, back to work.
 
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